
Bugbear Grillz |

Blimey! Some cockney'd cajun abberation has provided me with a vapouros drink of questionable calibre! This is only three x's! In the hills of Wales we drink only four x's or better! You should put more spruce in the next batch, give you more vih-tamin see. It'll freshin' yer drink guvnah.
Oy, whats happenen to me wordage? I done am addled uhgin.

Bugbear Grillz |

You should never store your bullets near an open flame, whenever you build a campfire (using methods such as magnesium bricks that normal people aren't carrying) make sure to keep your ammunition as far away from the fire as possible.
Plus, real men eat everything raw. I learned that in Special Forces, because I'm special.