Is 2012 The End?


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Jacob Blackmon wrote:
CourtFool wrote:


What if you are Lawful Evil?
Find a Helm of Opposite Alignment and join society in a helpful way.

But if he was Lawful/Evil and put on a Helm of Opposite Alignment, he would be Chaotic/Good and be highly unlikely to join a society at all, what, given the distrust of authority and thirst for independence and self-determination.


Heathansson wrote:


I've run Rifts games that lasted for years.
You have to get over the
"ZOMG! IT'S NOT TEH BALANSED!!!" and it's allright.
It's got some really cool stuff. Shooting stuff with giant robot guns is fun.

Oh, and the original Cyberpunk started in 2013, so.....

As I've said, I had a lot of fun with the system in the FRPG, TMNT, Heroes Unlimited, etc. For some reason though, with the introduction of MDC, the whole thing takes a general nosedive in playability.

And for the record, I really dig Glitterboys, and giant robots in general.

Now if someone would just come out with a game where the giant robots are piloted by zombies...


Jacob Blackmon wrote:


What if you are Lawful Evil?
Find a Helm of Opposite Alignment and join society in a helpful way.

But if he was Lawful/Evil and he put on a Helm of Opposite Alignment, he would become Chaotic/Good and therefore hihgly unlikely to join any type of society at all, what, given the distrust of authority and thirst for independence.


I have a question for those of you hoping that all the stupid people kill themselves.

Who will clean up all the bodies?


Bill Lumberg wrote:

I have a question for those of you hoping that all the stupid people kill themselves.

Who will clean up all the bodies?

Japanese Robots. They actually have a corpse disposal robot in prototype.


Bill Lumberg wrote:

I have a question for those of you hoping that all the stupid people kill themselves.

Who will clean up all the bodies?

I hear crime scene clean-up is a high paying field, not to mention a growth industry.

Dark Archive

Bill Lumberg wrote:

I have a question for those of you hoping that all the stupid people kill themselves.

Who will clean up all the bodies?

Nobody. The will all rise as zombies.

Silver Crusade

Bill Lumberg wrote:

I have a question for those of you hoping that all the stupid people kill themselves.

Who will clean up all the bodies?

Maybe we can request that they kill themselves in methods that consume their remains, like incineration or vats of acid.

See? You've got 4 good answers here.


I like how everybody hopes "the stupid people" will wipe themselves out. If everybody thinks everybody else is a "stupid person" that leaves how many "smart people"? And what are the criteria for being "stupid people"? Common sense or fancy pants book learning?

Somehow this will become a scenario like The Twilight Zone where there's one guy left to read his book until his glasses break. What then, Poindexter?! HUH?! What then?!


James Keegan wrote:

I like how everybody hopes "the stupid people" will wipe themselves out. If everybody thinks everybody else is a "stupid person" that leaves how many "smart people"? And what are the criteria for being "stupid people"? Common sense or fancy pants book learning?

Somehow this will become a scenario like The Twilight Zone where there's one guy left to read his book until his glasses break. What then, Poindexter?! HUH?! What then?!

It's my fault. Sorry.

Steve Jobs is well known for his Reality Distortion Field. I seem to have inherited a mutation, where most people in a specified range become stupid. The range seems to vary based on some unknown variables, but the effects remain constant. The worst part is I'm not channeling the missing intelligence; I guess it is simply lost as excess heat (this is SW FL).

Hopefully I can get a grant to study this phenomena. I'm a little worried that my disruption of their cognitive abilities may become permanent, but at least they don't seem to be distressed or pained by the effect.


Let's change the game here.

Assuming that 2012 is correct, the world really will end in a few years. What will cause it?

Nuclear war, everyone's favourite way to meet Jesus in the clouds?

Swine flu, because it did mutate, and nobody trusted the government to vaccinate them?

Gray goo, a.k.a. Things Man Was Not Meant To Know, slurping up the world?

A solar-born massive EMP destroying every electric circuit out there?

GMO-tainted humans born in some defense lab, needing neurons for sustenance?

The seas boil due to Al Gore actually being completely right?

Something with the size of Texas makes a little vertical hello?

Aliens coming to take our women?

Cast your votes here.

Liberty's Edge

Nuclear war will dose the ley lines with massive amounts of potential psychic energy, opening gates to numerous other dimensions through which d-bees and demons will come, leaving a post-apocalyptic world where magic and superscience battle for control of the megaverse.

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Sissyl wrote:

Aliens coming to take our women?

Cast your votes here.

  • Actually, Aliens come in the guise of Beautiful, Scantily-Clad Women.
  • They kidnap all the men on Earth,
  • ... then reveal themselves to be brain sucking monsters.
    ... epicures, so they only wanted to consume "lightly used" grey matter. :)


  • Heathansson wrote:
    Nuclear war will dose the ley lines with massive amounts of potential psychic energy, opening gates to numerous other dimensions through which d-bees and demons will come, leaving a post-apocalyptic world where magic and superscience battle for control of the megaverse.

    Nah, Kevin Siembieda is never right.


    Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
    ...Steve Jobs is well known for his Reality Distortion Field...

    Hey! iPhone doesn't need a keyboard, iCar doesn't need tires, and Macs don't get viruses!

    Liberty's Edge

    Lyingbastard wrote:
    Heathansson wrote:
    Nuclear war will dose the ley lines with massive amounts of potential psychic energy, opening gates to numerous other dimensions through which d-bees and demons will come, leaving a post-apocalyptic world where magic and superscience battle for control of the megaverse.
    Nah, Kevin Siembieda is never right.

    So you agree with me.


    Celestial Healer wrote:
    Am I the only one who finds doomsday predictions outrageously arrogant? Why would that happen in our lifetime, and not the millions of lifetimes past or future?

    Ever been hit by lightning?


    Heathansson wrote:
    Lyingbastard wrote:
    Heathansson wrote:
    Nuclear war will dose the ley lines with massive amounts of potential psychic energy, opening gates to numerous other dimensions through which d-bees and demons will come, leaving a post-apocalyptic world where magic and superscience battle for control of the megaverse.
    Nah, Kevin Siembieda is never right.
    So you agree with me.

    Man, I'm already strapping on my hockey equipment and gluing crystals to my forehead.


    Beauty way eh.


    Lord Fyre wrote:


  • Actually, Aliens come in the guise of Beautiful, Scantily-Clad Women.
  • They kidnap all the men on Earth,
  • ... then reveal themselves to be brain sucking monsters.
    ... epicures, so they only wanted to consume "lightly used" grey matter. :)
  • Will they have tentacles?

    Dark Archive

    Lyingbastard wrote:
    Heathansson wrote:
    Nuclear war will dose the ley lines with massive amounts of potential psychic energy, opening gates to numerous other dimensions through which d-bees and demons will come, leaving a post-apocalyptic world where magic and superscience battle for control of the megaverse.
    Nah, Kevin Siembieda is never right.

    Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. :)

    Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

    This weekend I counted twenty-two separate non-fiction titles in the bookstore with some variation of "2012" in the title. There's money in them thar paranoid hills!


    Gary Teter wrote:
    There's money in them thar paranoid hills!

    Is there $20?

    Dark Archive

    Sissyl wrote:

    Let's change the game here.

    Assuming that 2012 is correct, the world really will end in a few years. What will cause it?

    Nuclear war, everyone's favourite way to meet Jesus in the clouds?

    Swine flu, because it did mutate, and nobody trusted the government to vaccinate them?

    Gray goo, a.k.a. Things Man Was Not Meant To Know, slurping up the world?

    A solar-born massive EMP destroying every electric circuit out there?

    GMO-tainted humans born in some defense lab, needing neurons for sustenance?

    The seas boil due to Al Gore actually being completely right?

    Something with the size of Texas makes a little vertical hello?

    Aliens coming to take our women?

    Cast your votes here.

    I vote for a supernatural plague which turns half the world's population into demons and leaves the surviving women sterile. Then we hear rumors of a group of fertile women who have been living by themselves somewhere and we have to risk life and limb to find them and save the human race before the demons find them and kill them.


    The way I see it, it's all down to the genre and time period you like best.

    Vertical hello means Armageddon, starring the worst movie physics ever. The 90's.

    Genetically modified organisms means chainsaws and shotguns and malls, in the 70's.

    Things Man Was Not Meant To Know is victorian dresses, horses, hunting rifles and sanity loss in the 1880's.

    And so on. Them gaming genres are mighty useful for lots of things.

    Personally, I much prefer the more civilized age of Iä, Iä, Iä, f'thagn...


    Heathansson wrote:
    Nuclear war will dose the ley lines with massive amounts of potential psychic energy, opening gates to numerous other dimensions through which d-bees and demons will come, leaving a post-apocalyptic world where magic and superscience battle for control of the megaverse.

    I'm hoping, assuming I survive the initial cataclysm, that I'm taken and used for food by the Xiticix. Feed me to your larvae, superior bug-people!


    Judging by the Earth's history, I'd vote for a plain, ordinary bolide impact.

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