The CORBOSSY -or- Jason and the Bulmahnauts

[Bulmahnaut #3]

Did anyone get the name of that Italian cruise shipe we hit?

[Bulmahnaut #3]

Row quickly, We must find a sports bar to watch the Super Bowl!

[Bulmahnaut #5]

Mmmmmm......chicken wings?

[Bulmahnaut #3]

And chick thighs, I mean pizza.

[Bulmahnaut #5]

I hope the Lord Jason will be doing something interesting this year at PaizoCon. I'm planning to pillage the place, but it'd be great to set aside some time and hang with The Boss.

[Bulmahnaut #3]

Is it that time of year again already? Looks like I will be stuck guarding the boat again this year.

[Bulmahnaut #5]

wakes up and rampages across thread

[Bulmahnaut #3]

YAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! grabs an axe and begins cleaving mid-terms.

[Bulmahnaut #5]

Mmmmm....cleavage.

[Bulmahnaut #3]

I cannot believe we did not get our own section in the Advance Race Guide. We need to go rampage somewhere to protest.

[Bulmahnaut #5]

It's because they didn't want to put the other races to shame. We are, after all, far more awesome than the rest of them.

[Bulmahnaut #3]

Then we must rampage to show off our awesomeness!

[Bulmahnaut #5]

pulls a china shop manuever

[Bulmahnaut #3]

Hey, the ARG is out today. Now we can become a player race and share our glory with others.

[Bulmahnaut #5]

WOOT!!

pulls another china shop manuever

[Bulmahnaut #5]

I heard a rumor that today is the Lord Jason's birthday!

WOOT!! Long live our Horned-Overlord!

pillages something

[Jason, Lord of the Bulmahnauts]

It is indeed the annual occurrence in celebration of my birth! Let us rampage across the globe!

[Infernal Bulmahnaut #666]

zzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZ...

WHAT THE.....?....HE LIVES!

RAMPAGE ALL THE COASTLINES!

DRINK ALL THE BEER!

BREAK ALL THE CHINA!

RAVISH ALL THE WOMEN!

[Bulmahnaut #5]

Huzzah! The Lord Jason did once again grace us with his magnifitudeness!

rampages across the thread

[Bulmahnaut #5]

I think we should set sail for the Hawaian Islands. I heard they've been selling them, so some of those new owners must be loaded. Lots of good pillaging, I'd bet.

[Bulmahnaut #5]

I got to bask in the glory of the Lord Jason in person!

[Bulmahnaut #5]

Our pillaging has been lax of late. We really should do something about that.

[Bulmahnaut #5]

Holy crapcakes on fire! Has it been so long?!?

[lucky7]

Oh no... Oh. Oh no...

[Bulmahnaut #5]

Where have all the Bulmahnauts gone
And where is the Lord Jason?
Where's the street-wise Heracles
To loot the wimpy Masons?

Isn't there a black knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night we drink and I fight
And we dream of what we need

We need to pillage, we’re holding out for a village
to rend and thrash
It’s gotta be full
Of people to bash
And it's gotta be ready to burn

We need to pillage, we’re holding out for a village
to rend and thrash
It’s gotta have gold
or some kind of cash
And some booze for us to drink.

[Bulmahnaut #5]

ramapages

[Bulmahnaut #3]

Ma, did I sleep through the alarm again? This is the last time I mix Dark and Stormy's with allergy pills.

[Bulmahnaut #5]

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!

[Cr500cricket]

#5 is a necromancer!

[Bulmahnaut #5]

china shop maneuver

[Ensirio the Longstrider]

Bulmahnaut #5 wrote:

china shop maneuver

"Oh my goods and services!!"

[Bulmahnaut #5]

Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:

Bulmahnaut #5 wrote:

china shop maneuver

"Oh my goods and services!!"

That's what she said!

[Jason, Lord of the Bulmahnauts]

Dammit, why cannot I not play this game at work!!!

[Ensirio the Longstrider]

Do it anyway!

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[Bulmahnaut #5]

That is so many levels of Awesome, it should be the next mythic AP.

[Bulmahnaut #5]

pillages some wenches

[Bulmahnaut #5]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ONE AND ALL!!!

rampages through the neighborhood in search of candy

[Bulmahnaut #5]

Sad Bulmahnaut #5 is sad.

[Bulmahnaut #5]

Still sad, but booze always helps.

[Jason, Lord of the Bulmahnauts]

Did someone say booze?

[Bulmahnaut #5]

Gaah!!!

[Bulmahnaut #5]

rampages

[Bulmahnaut #5]

Sometimes, you need the old China Shop Maneuver.