Did someone say booze?
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Dammit, why cannot I not play this game at work!!!
As soon as my conquest of the world is complete! Should be next Tuesday if all goes according to plan, otherwise it may take a little bit longer...
It is indeed the annual occurrence in celebration of my birth! Let us rampage across the globe!
Uuuggghhh.. my head. After that birthday party, I spent that past few days sleeping it off. Where are we again?
Carnivale it is! I think I might get a wax.
You could even say that it's a little bit special. Your links, they are not trustworthy. Jason
Even Jason's. Indeed.. mine is the most unique! Jason
Whoa.. that was one hell of a Superbowl party. I think I might have destroyed half of LA. Not sure anybody will notice though. Good times. Maybe we should sail on before somebody calls the cops. The question of course.. is North or South?
Well, can't we roast some pirates, and then woo our wenches with wine by the fires of the dying men? Sounds like a fine evening to me. Make it so.
What.. what? Where are we? I have been sleeping off one hell of a bender.
I hope to be half as popular in Germany one of these days as the Hoff! Now to get back to the drunk part of that!
I demand that you buy my minis! Note: If you buy this mini, there is a good chance you might just end up with the actual miniature that killed Chuko (James' character for those with long memories).
Pillaging Eh... sounds like I have not missed much. Carry on. I want my share!
Hmm.. what.. where are we?!? I got really wasted last month and have been sleeping it off. Have I missed anything? My loyal crew.. REPORT!
What?!? Oh.. yeah.. sorry. I fell asleep after eating all of those Milan villagers... I grow tired of this fare. Off to Romania, where the women are strong and the drink is stronger!
We Bulmahnauts approve of this thread. Offerings to Lord Jason may be sent to his ship, The CORBOSSY, via a P O Box in Dallas, Texas... As do I... although I have to admit.. that address seems a bit off.
I could get behind the destination... wait.. can we actually sail to Romania? Anybody got a map?
Good job men! I can see the coast of spain up ahead. Lets put to port and go run down some locals... and steal their booze!
Senoritas is not a type of drink.. just thought I would clear that up... That said.. we need some anyway!
Good job Bulmahnauts! Had we let this Cheney wander around deck, who knows who would have been shot in the face.
Things have grown quiet on deck... hmm.. looks like most of the crew is passed out. Too much drink for them means more drink for ME!
Hmm.. it is hard for me to decide. After all... beercifer sounds like the fiend who gave beer to the world.. of this I approve. But as a fiend, it may be that he only gives stale, nasty beer, in which case I think we should cast him into the stygian depths to rot for all eternity... Hmm.. that second one sounds fun, throw him over!
Destroy Them!
On this I can most certainly agree.. all Vikings must die. We will drown them in their own blood. We will hang them by their guts and take turns goring them. And when they are dead, we will build a raft from their corpses and set one survivor on it, to ply the seas and warn the others of our wrath... I hungry... lets get a taco.
Delicious... good thing its not a crow. I do not eat crow! Hmm.. it should probably be plucked and cooked first...
Alright.. instead of sailing into the waters of certain sorcerers by the sea, lets try to find this everfull rum barrel.. that might actually quench my thirst... Of course, we can always make a stop at the isle of Lemnos... to um... see the sights.
Hmm... this barrel full of rum tastes vaguely of Bulmahnaut sweat... ehh.. I've had worse. I think 3 is on to something. We need an epic quest... one that will give us great stories to tell to strangers in bars! I am going to place a suggestion box up in the crows nest. If you want to put an idea in, you are going to have to work for it!
Well, I am finally dry now.. I would like to reach port by nightfall men... my supply of rum is nearly gone.. and I have already drank all of yours.
Umm... loyal Bulmahnauts... it seems to be quite a bit more moist in my cabin than I usually prefer.
All fixed... sorry... nevermind. I am a man of many forms. Trust me.. this is the one you want to be dealing with. Shouldn't you all be rowing?
Do not worry #3, you are all my favored children. Now, if you don't mind, I am going to go take a nap. Somebody wake me when the herd reaches 20.
Still Standing? Good. Now, onto the next task. Although you all are my loyal 8, I feel like we need more if we are going to conquer the world. We need a HERD! I don't know how many that is... but it is a lot. ALL HANDS ON DECK!
All Done? More DRINKS for EVERYONE!
All Done? More DRINKS for EVERYONE!
Good Job Men, You did some fine rowing to get me to Australia and back again. Next time, however, you are going to need to sit on opposite sides of the boat. Spending two days rowing in circles has made me dizzy. Drinks for EVERYONE! |