The CORBOSSY -or- Jason and the Bulmahnauts

[Bulmahnaut #5]

I'm going to pass out some autographed pictures.

[Bulmahnaut #5]

rampages across thread as if it were a china shop

[Bulmahnaut #1]

It's almost time for PAR-TAY!

[Aberzombie]

sharpens his horns in preparation

[Bulmahnaut #5]

Zombies! Man, are they weird.

[Bulmahnaut #3]

Woooooow, that was quite a party last night. What did I miss?

[Bulmahnaut #5]

The Lord Jason rampaged across the entire city, after drinking 7 kegs of grog.

[Bulmahnaut #3]

Sweeeeeeeeeeeet! That must have been a sight to see.

[Bulmahnaut #5]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOO!!!

[Bulmahnaut #3]

Bless you, poodle soup?

[Bulmahnaut #3]

I hear they taste like chicken.

[Potato Slaad]

Mmmmmm.....chicken nuggets

[Bulmahnaut #3]

Just watch out for the chocolate pudding.

[Bulmahnaut #3]

Sure is quiet tonight, I hope we don't run into any mermaids. Or zombies. Or zombie mermaids.

[Bulmahnaut #3]

I think we may be off course.

[Bulmahnaut #5]

Course?

[Bulmahnaut #3]

Silly me. I vote we get a seagull drunk, follow it, and see where that leads us.

[Bulmahnaut #5]

burp

Seagull?

[Bulmahnaut #13]

Hey, Jude!

[Bulmahnaut #5]

Who's Jude?

[Bulmahnaut #3]

Okay, so where is the nearest island of naked chicks?

[Bulmahnaut #5]

I hear that Hugh Hefner's gotta a hidden island retreat somewhere in the South Pacific.

[Bulmahnaut #3]

Sounds like a great place to pillage and plunder.

[Bulmahnaut #5]

Maybe if we cause enough destruction, the Lord Jason will make an appearance.

[Bulmahnaut #3]

Then we would know our venture was truly blessed.

[Bulmahnaut #5]

ALL PRAISE AND GLORY TO THE LORD JASON!!!

[Bunny the Intern]

Trust me, he deserves a lot of praise for his...skills.

[Bulmahnaut #5]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LORD JASON!!!!!

does the China Shop Dance

[Bulmahnaut #13]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Wenches and wine for all!

[Bulmahnaut #1]

::Stumbles out of the sick bay::
Whoa...somebody forgot to unstrap me from the table.
Hey, Happy Birthday, Lord Jason!

[Bulmahnaut #13]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

::Stumbles out of the sick bay::

Whoa...somebody forgot to unstrap me from the table.
Hey, Happy Birthday, Lord Jason!

<Smashes table for Grass-Man.>

[Bulmahnaut #5]

Bulmahnaut #1 wrote:

::Stumbles out of the sick bay::

Whoa...somebody forgot to unstrap me from the table.

Naah, the ship was rolling in a storm earlier. I thought it best if you didn't roll off the table and smash through the hull.

[ulgulanoth]

happy birthday Jason!

[Bulmahnaut #5]

pssst.....You should add "belated". His birthday was yesterday.

[ulgulanoth]

delayed wishes then

[Bulmahnaut #5]

You gotta be careful, dude. The Lord Jason's wrath is terrible to behold.

[Bulmahnaut #3]

Wow, talk about a hangover, I completely slept through Lord Jason's birthday. Happy late birthday big guy.

[ulgulanoth]

i tread carefully, and i have a re-roll just in case...

[Bulmahnaut #5]

I hope the Lord Jason had a good birthday, and at least got to pillage someone.

[ulgulanoth]

i guess he must've have, since no one has seen him since sunday >.>

Spoiler:

just kiding

[Bulmahnaut #3]

I can only hope he had lots of ale and wenches.

[Bulmahnaut #5]

Mmmmmm......wenches.

[Bulmahnaut #1]

Oooooooooh...my hips....OH my liver!

I hope Lord Jason feels better than idea, but boy, it was worth it.

[Bulmahnaut #5]

It's always worth it. Our lives rock!

[Gark the Goblin]

Bulmahnaut #5 wrote:

It's always worth it. Our lives rock!

Sex, booze, and rock and roll?

[Bulmahnaut #1]

Gark the Goblin wrote:

Bulmahnaut #5 wrote:

It's always worth it. Our lives rock!

Sex, booze, and rock and roll?

Hey...the Corbosy has rats on board? Who was delegated to rat-catching?

[Bulmahnaut #5]

Bulmahnaut #1 wrote:

Gark the Goblin wrote:

Bulmahnaut #5 wrote:

It's always worth it. Our lives rock!

Sex, booze, and rock and roll?

Hey...the Corbosy has rats on board? Who was delegated to rat-catching?

Bulmahnaut #666

[Bulmahnaut #13]

<Stomps on rats.>

[Bulmahnaut #1]

Bulmahnaut #13 wrote:

<Stomps on rats.>

Well done, 13.

[Bulmahnaut #5]

Maybe the Lord Jason will make an appearance sometime soon. I'd really like him to lead us in some pillaging.