I like the sweet taste of Kobold Cleaver's tears.
They're like Frito Lay chips. You can't have just one.
Well then it's a good thing I really sold him Celestial Healer's soul isn't it?He traded it to me for a few loose cigarettes.I like to eat David Fryer's soul.To bad I already sold it to Asmodeus for the world's best fried chicken recipe.
Hard to tell about those sales made in the men's shower in prison...
Well then it's a good thing I really sold him Celestial Healer's soul isn't it?He traded it to me for a few loose cigarettes.I like to eat David Fryer's soul.To bad I already sold it to Asmodeus for the world's best fried chicken recipe.
Joke's on you. Celestial Healer doesn't have a soul.
Otherwise known by his Paizo alias, Sebastian.I like to eat David Fryer's soul.To bad I already sold it to Asmodeus for the world's best fried chicken recipe.
You were warned what would happen if you told anyone else!
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Joke's on you. Celestial Healer doesn't have a soul.Well then it's a good thing I really sold him Celestial Healer's soul isn't it?He traded it to me for a few loose cigarettes.I like to eat David Fryer's soul.To bad I already sold it to Asmodeus for the world's best fried chicken recipe.
Don't you mean joke's on Asmodeus?
I like to eat David Fryer's soul.
You want me, come and get me pus bag!
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Don't you man joke's on Asmodeus?Joke's on you. Celestial Healer doesn't have a soul.Well then it's a good thing I really sold him Celestial Healer's soul isn't it?He traded it to me for a few loose cigarettes.I like to eat David Fryer's soul.To bad I already sold it to Asmodeus for the world's best fried chicken recipe.
Actually, joke's on me. I'm out three cigarettes.
M#@+~$&!!#%%.
And bring your little dog Toto too, Dorthy.
Got up this morning, went to the shop, said good morning, got sent home, went back to bed.... a good day so far. :)
Excellent.
And bring your little dog Toto too, Dorthy.
I love it when you play hard-to-get.
And bring your little dog Toto too, Dorthy.I love it when you play hard-to-get.
And I love it when you dress up in woman's clothing and hang out in biker bars. Watching you scream warms my otherwise cold, dead heart.
From the number of horns and cloven hoofs in here, I'd say this thread could use some heavy-duty exorcism. ;)
** Comes in with bell, book, and candle**
Good luck with that bean sprout.
And I love it when you dress up in woman's clothing andang out in biker bars. Watching you scream warsmy otherwise cold, dead heart.And bring your little dog Toto too, Dorthy.I love it when you play hard-to-get.
Aha! I knew you and Sebastian were the same person! That's exactly what he would say.
*Begins flinging Mt Dew around the room while clutching The Old Red Box to her breast*
The power of Gygax compels you.... The power of Gygax compels you!!
Aha! I knew you and Sebastian were the same person! That's exactly what he would say.And I love it when you dress up in woman's clothing andang out in biker bars. Watching you scream warsmy otherwise cold, dead heart.And bring your little dog Toto too, Dorthy.I love it when you play hard-to-get.
Mwahahaha!
Good luck with that bean sprout.From the number of horns and cloven hoofs in here, I'd say this thread could use some heavy-duty exorcism. ;)
** Comes in with bell, book, and candle**
I don't know. A few beans and I can clear a room pretty fast.
*Begins flinging Mt Dew around the room while clutching The Old Red Box to her breast*
The power of Gygax compels you.... The power of Gygax compels you!!
No you fool, aim at the goat headed drag queen!
I don't know. A few beans and I can clear a room pretty fast.Good luck with that bean sprout.From the number of horns and cloven hoofs in here, I'd say this thread could use some heavy-duty exorcism. ;)
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You can clear a room by raising your hand.
*Begins flinging Mt Dew around the room while clutching The Old Red Box to her breast*
The power of Gygax compels you.... The power of Gygax compels you!!
Doesn't invoking his name cost you 25 cents per use, payable to WoTC?
You can clear a room by raising your hand.I don't know. A few beans and I can clear a room pretty fast.Good luck with that bean sprout.From the number of horns and cloven hoofs in here, I'd say this thread could use some heavy-duty exorcism. ;)
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"Hi, my name's Jack. This is my 1st time at Deodorant Anonymous."
That's a terrible thing to call Moorluck.No you fool, aim at the goat headed drag queen!*Begins flinging Mt Dew around the room while clutching The Old Red Box to her breast*
The power of Gygax compels you.... The power of Gygax compels you!!
He's been called worse. By people much closer to him. *sniff*
Doesn't invoking his name cost you 25 cents per use, payable to WoTC?*Begins flinging Mt Dew around the room while clutching The Old Red Box to her breast*
The power of Gygax compels you.... The power of Gygax compels you!!
Not me.... I work for the great Fryer, he'll cover all my expenses.
He's been called worse. By people much closer to him. *sniff*That's a terrible thing to call Moorluck.No you fool, aim at the goat headed drag queen!*Begins flinging Mt Dew around the room while clutching The Old Red Box to her breast*
The power of Gygax compels you.... The power of Gygax compels you!!
You should hear what she calls him when they are alone. It's enought to depress Suzie Sunshine.
You should hear what she calls him when they are alone. It's enought to depress Suzie Sunshine.He's been called worse. By people much closer to him. *sniff*That's a terrible thing to call Moorluck.No you fool, aim at the goat headed drag queen!*Begins flinging Mt Dew around the room while clutching The Old Red Box to her breast*
The power of Gygax compels you.... The power of Gygax compels you!!
He's right you know.
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You should hear what she calls him when they are alone. It's enought to depress Suzie Sunshine.He's been called worse. By people much closer to him. *sniff*That's a terrible thing to call Moorluck.No you fool, aim at the goat headed drag queen!*Begins flinging Mt Dew around the room while clutching The Old Red Box to her breast*
The power of Gygax compels you.... The power of Gygax compels you!!
I thought I saw someone at the window last night.
You should hear what she calls him when they are alone. It's enought to depress Suzie Sunshine.He's been called worse. By people much closer to him. *sniff*That's a terrible thing to call Moorluck.No you fool, aim at the goat headed drag queen!*Begins flinging Mt Dew around the room while clutching The Old Red Box to her breast*
The power of Gygax compels you.... The power of Gygax compels you!!
Moms can be rough. Oh, you mean the other her.
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He's been called worse. By people much closer to him. *sniff*That's a terrible thing to call Moorluck.No you fool, aim at the goat headed drag queen!*Begins flinging Mt Dew around the room while clutching The Old Red Box to her breast*
The power of Gygax compels you.... The power of Gygax compels you!!
You been talking to my mother again?
Moms can be rough. Oh, you mean the other her.You should hear what she calls him when they are alone. It's enought to depress Suzie Sunshine.He's been called worse. By people much closer to him. *sniff*That's a terrible thing to call Moorluck.No you fool, aim at the goat headed drag queen!*Begins flinging Mt Dew around the room while clutching The Old Red Box to her breast*
The power of Gygax compels you.... The power of Gygax compels you!!
The other her. The one who trys to deny I exist.
You been talking to my mother again?He's been called worse. By people much closer to him. *sniff*That's a terrible thing to call Moorluck.No you fool, aim at the goat headed drag queen!*Begins flinging Mt Dew around the room while clutching The Old Red Box to her breast*
The power of Gygax compels you.... The power of Gygax compels you!!
Those billboards on I-75 are hard to miss.
tee hee, That's funny.
The other her. The one who trys to deny I exist.Moms can be rough. Oh, you mean the other her.You should hear what she calls him when they are alone. It's enought to depress Suzie Sunshine.He's been called worse. By people much closer to him. *sniff*That's a terrible thing to call Moorluck.No you fool, aim at the goat headed drag queen!*Begins flinging Mt Dew around the room while clutching The Old Red Box to her breast*
The power of Gygax compels you.... The power of Gygax compels you!!
She's denying her masculine side?
Heck, turnabout for the 'guys denying their feminine side' is fair, eh?
Hey SFI! Why does everyone love Emo Grass...
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*chuckle*
The other her. The one who trys to deny I exist.
It's okay love, I'm here for you.
You been talking to my mother again?He's been called worse. By people much closer to him. *sniff*That's a terrible thing to call Moorluck.No you fool, aim at the goat headed drag queen!*Begins flinging Mt Dew around the room while clutching The Old Red Box to her breast*
The power of Gygax compels you.... The power of Gygax compels you!!
If you need to have a good cry, I'm here to let you have my shoulder
The other her. The one who trys to deny I exist.Moms can be rough. Oh, you mean the other her.You should hear what she calls him when they are alone. It's enought to depress Suzie Sunshine.He's been called worse. By people much closer to him. *sniff*That's a terrible thing to call Moorluck.No you fool, aim at the goat headed drag queen!*Begins flinging Mt Dew around the room while clutching The Old Red Box to her breast*
The power of Gygax compels you.... The power of Gygax compels you!!
She's denying her masculine side?
Heck, turnabout for the 'guys denying their feminine side' is fair, eh?
sniff The sad part is, she is the masculine side? breaks out crying.
The other her. The one who trys to deny I exist.It's okay love, I'm here for you.
Yeah, a goth chick!
sniff The sad part is, she is the masculine side? breaks out crying.
Err...Moorluck...err...?
EDIT: Two in a row! I rule!
If you need to have a good cry, I'm here to let you have my shoulder ** spoiler omitted **You been talking to my mother again?He's been called worse. By people much closer to him. *sniff*That's a terrible thing to call Moorluck.No you fool, aim at the goat headed drag queen!*Begins flinging Mt Dew around the room while clutching The Old Red Box to her breast*
The power of Gygax compels you.... The power of Gygax compels you!!
If she said that to AZ he'd be a lucky stiff!
Get it? Zombie humor? Get it?
[facepalm]
I look away for just a few minutes.....
;D
If you need to have a good cry, I'm here to let you have my shoulder ** spoiler omitted **You been talking to my mother again?He's been called worse. By people much closer to him. *sniff*That's a terrible thing to call Moorluck.No you fool, aim at the goat headed drag queen!*Begins flinging Mt Dew around the room while clutching The Old Red Box to her breast*
The power of Gygax compels you.... The power of Gygax compels you!!
If she said that to AZ he'd be a lucky stiff!
Get it? Zombie humor? Get it?
But that wouldn't leave much for you big guy.
I knew SFI was gay. Her girlfriend is cute. ;)The other her. The one who trys to deny I exist.It's okay love, I'm here for you.
That's not very nice. Now where did I put my whips and chains...
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If you need to have a good cry, I'm here to let you have my shoulder ** spoiler omitted **You been talking to my mother again?He's been called worse. By people much closer to him. *sniff*That's a terrible thing to call Moorluck.No you fool, aim at the goat headed drag queen!*Begins flinging Mt Dew around the room while clutching The Old Red Box to her breast*
The power of Gygax compels you.... The power of Gygax compels you!!
I'm pretty much used to it by now but since you offered... ;)
[facepalm]
I look away for just a few minutes.....
;D
You should never look away. I can make it so you never do again.