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lynora wrote:

Sorrow the Emo Fey wrote:

Urizen wrote:

The Seductress wrote:

You know, Dev hasn't ben around for awhile.

He's in Lyn's thread daily.

Well now I just want to cry!

Yeah, we seem to have corrupted him ;)

Send him back! I enjoyed flirting with him. Quit Hogging him! Unlike Mairk...he responded to my flirtations. :D

Nobody ever flirts with me.

Curling, is it a sport or isn't it, you decide!

Solnes go work, nobody to keep people talking. :)

Make the bad man go away mommy!

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Cthonia is a plane in my home brew.

And greenmen have teeth, until their rage causes them to shatter all of them by excessive gritting, clenching, and grinding.

Would you like Evil Mairk to go away?

No, we like him.

Gloom

And even me.

There are zombies on the lawn.

Rule of life #7: No matter what the question, costumes are a good answer.

Wow, all of this for me?

David Fryer wrote:

Divad Frier wrote:

Me too!

No you aren't.

Don't reject me David! I'm part of you.....!

Now you understand how I feel.

CourtFool wrote:

Moorlucky wrote:

Let me show you what a real man can do.

You know one?

I also know a guy who uses poodles as butt paper.

See what happens when she lets him off the leash?

Now she has her own cult?

She isn't going to be happy when she sees this.

Solnes' First Alias wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Solnes calls mine "Yes please, Oh God yes!". :)

He's lying. She calls it, "is that all you've got?"

Only when refering to you.... I have pics if you want. ;)

I have dvds. That trumps pictures.

Solnes calls mine "Yes please, Oh God yes!". :)

He's lying. She calls it, "is that all you've got?"

Moorluck wrote:

Goth Chick wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Goth Chick wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Goth Chick wrote:

Solnes' First Alias wrote:

The other her. The one who trys to deny I exist.

It's okay love, I'm here for you.

I knew SFI was gay. Her girlfriend is cute. ;)

That's not very nice. Now where did I put my whips and chains...

Bring it on sweet cheeks, my wife uses more than whips and chains in forplay.

Begins setting up video equipment You don't mind if I tape this do you? My boss, Sebastian, requires it.

You work for him? Don't you feel bad adding to the myth that all goth kids a devil worshipers?

Look elf boy, I'm so goth that I s%&# bats. Another little gift from Sebastian.

That's hot.

Solnes' First Alias wrote:

The other her. The one who trys to deny I exist.

It's okay love, I'm here for you.

Yeah, a goth chick!

Solnes' First Alias wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Solnes' First Alias wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

David Fryer's Soul wrote:

Acolyte of David Fryer wrote:

*Begins flinging Mt Dew around the room while clutching The Old Red Box to her breast*

The power of Gygax compels you.... The power of Gygax compels you!!

No you fool, aim at the goat headed drag queen!

That's a terrible thing to call Moorluck.

He's been called worse. By people much closer to him. *sniff*

You should hear what she calls him when they are alone. It's enought to depress Suzie Sunshine.

Moms can be rough. Oh, you mean the other her.

The other her. The one who trys to deny I exist.

She's denying her masculine side?

Heck, turnabout for the 'guys denying their feminine side' is fair, eh?

sniff The sad part is, she is the masculine side? breaks out crying.

Solnes' First Alias wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

David Fryer's Soul wrote:

Acolyte of David Fryer wrote:

*Begins flinging Mt Dew around the room while clutching The Old Red Box to her breast*

The power of Gygax compels you.... The power of Gygax compels you!!

No you fool, aim at the goat headed drag queen!

That's a terrible thing to call Moorluck.

He's been called worse. By people much closer to him. *sniff*

You should hear what she calls him when they are alone. It's enought to depress Suzie Sunshine.

Moms can be rough. Oh, you mean the other her.

The other her. The one who trys to deny I exist.

Celestial Healer wrote:

David Fryer's Soul wrote:

Acolyte of David Fryer wrote:

*Begins flinging Mt Dew around the room while clutching The Old Red Box to her breast*

The power of Gygax compels you.... The power of Gygax compels you!!

No you fool, aim at the goat headed drag queen!

That's a terrible thing to call Moorluck.

He's been called worse. By people much closer to him. *sniff*

You should hear what she calls him when they are alone. It's enought to depress Suzie Sunshine.

sigh No goth chicks here either.

Look, goth chicks!

Wow, you losers are even more pathetic than I am. Come to the real thread that is the spawn of FAWTL.

Solnes' First Alias wrote:

Lord Fyre wrote:

Solnes' First Alias wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Emo kids suck...

Just sayin'

See what i have to put up with? I'll be hanging with the goth chicks if anyone needs or wants me. :(

What makes you think that they (goth chicks) want to have anything to do with you?

They have always blown my horn for me before.

Blown your horn? lol, liar, now you're just blowing smoke! he he he!

See? I'm like the Rodney Dangerfield of aliases, no respect.

Solnes' First Alias wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Emo kids suck...

Just sayin'

See what i have to put up with? I'll be hanging with the goth chicks if anyone needs or wants me. :(

What makes you think that they (goth chicks) want to have anything to do with you?

They have always blown my horn for me before.

Emo kids suck...

Just sayin'

See what i have to put up with? I'll be hanging with the goth chicks if anyone needs or wants me. :(

See? Don't you know wha this does to a guy's self-esteem?

This is the worst bring your alias to work day ever.

Oh go play with your balls mutt.

See? The rat understands me!

Solnes' First Alias wrote:

I usually have a goth chick blow my trumpet for me.

I thought you were a goth chick. Creepy.

See, this is why I am so full of angst. Where are my Vampire books?

"To think,
To dream,
Whether tis nobler I know not."

I just love the Princess Sensibilities.

Even the trees are out to get me.

I don't know why I even try.

Because nobody loves me.

I know! I'll be a Toriador because they are artsy, beautiful people, and everyone loves them.

Or a Ventrue that can only feed off of the blood of virgin girls who are decended from him.

Maybe a crazy Malkavian.

I wonder what I should play.

I think I'll just go play Vampire: The Angsting.

Oh what ever, people always talk in the middle of my songs.

I could mocho jumbi my way.

so come carnival day,

but I wish I was tall,

Although I may be small,

he dances to bring harmony.

I wish I was tall as daddy,

stands tall as the eyes can see,

My papa's a mocho jumbi,