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Moorluck wrote:
Sometimes I like to think of these threads as "The Best Little Whorehouse in Paizo". :D

Watch who you're calling whores buddy. *cracks whip*

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Mmmmmmmm... Nekkid Solnes fresh from the shower, can ya'll guess where my mind is going right now? ;)

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lynora wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Sometimes I like to think of these threads as "The Best Little Whorehouse in Paizo". :D
Watch who you're calling whores buddy. *cracks whip*

Yes please may I have another!?


Celestial Healer wrote:
Sometimes I expect this thread to start charging by the minute.

Well put, good sir. ;)

**Moorluck and Tiny Tina's Naughty Spanking Fantasy Thread! Only $4.99 per minute! All major credit cards accepted! No hidden fees (as if you need any at 5 bucks a minute to max out your card anyway, heh heh)!**


Moorluck wrote:
Mmmmmmmm... Nekkid Solnes fresh from the shower, can ya'll guess where my mind is going right now? ;)

below the belt. ;)

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:P


Moorluck wrote:
lynora wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Sometimes I like to think of these threads as "The Best Little Whorehouse in Paizo". :D
Watch who you're calling whores buddy. *cracks whip*
Yes please may I have another!?

No more spankings til you say you're sorry. ;)

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Carnivorous_Bean wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Sometimes I expect this thread to start charging by the minute.

Well put, good sir. ;)

**Moorluck and Tiny Tina's Naughty Spanking Fantasy Thread! Only $4.99 per minute! All major credit cards accepted! No hidden fees (as if you need any at 5 bucks a minute to max out your card anyway, heh heh)!**

I like the way you think CB.... I think I saw you in a Hentia movie before?

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lynora wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
lynora wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Sometimes I like to think of these threads as "The Best Little Whorehouse in Paizo". :D
Watch who you're calling whores buddy. *cracks whip*
Yes please may I have another!?
No more spankings til you say you're sorry. ;)

But why did you think I was talking about you M'dear?

Spoiler:
you're an 'escort' not a whore. ;)

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lynora wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Mmmmmmmm... Nekkid Solnes fresh from the shower, can ya'll guess where my mind is going right now? ;)
below the belt. ;)

Spoiler:
Well it was below the belt but not completly. 8O
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Well time to run! See you good folks later. :)


Moorluck wrote:
lynora wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Mmmmmmmm... Nekkid Solnes fresh from the shower, can ya'll guess where my mind is going right now? ;)
below the belt. ;)
** spoiler omitted **

Gotta wait a few more decades for

Spoiler:
boobs to the waist!


Moorluck wrote:
lynora wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
lynora wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Sometimes I like to think of these threads as "The Best Little Whorehouse in Paizo". :D
Watch who you're calling whores buddy. *cracks whip*
Yes please may I have another!?
No more spankings til you say you're sorry. ;)

But why did you think I was talking about you M'dear?

** spoiler omitted **

Huh? But I live here, and you just called it a whorehouse....oh well, it's not exactly an apology, but it'll do. ;)

Silver Crusade

I would make a good "madam".

Scarab Sages

So much for trying to concentrate on my work today.

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Aberzombie wrote:
So much for trying to concentrate on my work today.

You should have known that was going to happen the moment you logged on.

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David Fryer wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
So much for trying to concentrate on my work today.
You should have known that was going to happen the moment you logged on.

It's this thread - certain posts prove to be....distracting.

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Yes they do. Case in point, I was getting ready to take my bath and I stopped in to see if there was anything new. Almost flooded the bathroom I was so distracted.


Aberzombie wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
So much for trying to concentrate on my work today.
You should have known that was going to happen the moment you logged on.
It's this thread - certain posts prove to be....distracting.

The thought of CH as a madam? Yeah I could understand how that would be distracting. ;)

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lynora wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
So much for trying to concentrate on my work today.
You should have known that was going to happen the moment you logged on.
It's this thread - certain posts prove to be....distracting.
The thought of CH as a madam? Yeah I could understand how that would be distracting. ;)

I think it was more the thought of you, Solnes, Tina, and your Christmas "party." :)

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lynora wrote:
The thought of CH as a madam? Yeah I could understand how that would be distracting. ;)

Only in a "Oh God! Oh God! Can acid poured into my ear possibly erase that terrible image from my mind?" sort of way.

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David Fryer wrote:
I think it was more the thought of you, Solnes, Tina, and your Christmas "party." :)

Mmmmm.....

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Aberzombie wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
I think it was more the thought of you, Solnes, Tina, and your Christmas "party." :)
Mmmmm.....

+1

Silver Crusade

Aberzombie wrote:
lynora wrote:
The thought of CH as a madam? Yeah I could understand how that would be distracting. ;)
Only in a "Oh God! Oh God! Can acid poured into my ear possibly erase that terrible image from my mind?" sort of way.

You know a madam is just the pimp, right? Not an actual prostitute?

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Celestial Healer wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
lynora wrote:
The thought of CH as a madam? Yeah I could understand how that would be distracting. ;)
Only in a "Oh God! Oh God! Can acid poured into my ear possibly erase that terrible image from my mind?" sort of way.
You know a madam is just the pimp, right? Not an actual prostitute?

Yeah, but I can't help remembering the movie "I'm Gonna Get You Sucka" and the Pimp of the Year awards. Fly Guy's Fish Tank shoes still give me nightmares.


David Fryer wrote:
lynora wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
So much for trying to concentrate on my work today.
You should have known that was going to happen the moment you logged on.
It's this thread - certain posts prove to be....distracting.
The thought of CH as a madam? Yeah I could understand how that would be distracting. ;)
I think it was more the thought of you, Solnes, Tina, and your Christmas "party." :)

Well, that is a good thought. ^.^

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lynora wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
lynora wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
So much for trying to concentrate on my work today.
You should have known that was going to happen the moment you logged on.
It's this thread - certain posts prove to be....distracting.
The thought of CH as a madam? Yeah I could understand how that would be distracting. ;)
I think it was more the thought of you, Solnes, Tina, and your Christmas "party." :)
Well, that is a good thought. ^.^

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


David Fryer wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
I think it was more the thought of you, Solnes, Tina, and your Christmas "party." :)
Mmmmm.....
+1

+2 Mmm Mmm Good.


Jack Hammer wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
I think it was more the thought of you, Solnes, Tina, and your Christmas "party." :)
Mmmmm.....
+1
+2 Mmm Mmm Good.

Shouldn't it be +3, technically...? ;)


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
I think it was more the thought of you, Solnes, Tina, and your Christmas "party." :)
Mmmmm.....
+1
+2 Mmm Mmm Good.
Shouldn't it be +3, technically...? ;)

Probably +3 times infinity. :P


Well, the drama of the cancelled sitter is resolved. The kid will be staying at a neighbor's house while we have the parent-teacher conference. And we have a sitter for later in the evening so we can go get some drinks or watch a movie. Not much is playing that we want to see, but I've already told my husband that if the conference goes bad enough we're going to go see Zombieland. :)

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Has anyone looked at Bastards and Bloodlines? My friend let my borrow his copy and started looking through it. Som of th races, like the houri or the kestrel are pretty cool. thers like the Aeller (an elf/gint eagle crossbreed), Blinker (a halfling/blink dog hybrid) or the burrower (a gnome/umber hulk hybrid) just make you want to say ick. And don't even get me started on the Half kua-toa.


David Fryer wrote:
Has anyone looked at Bastards and Bloodlines? My friend let my borrow his copy and started looking through it. Som of th races, like the houri or the kestrel are pretty cool. thers like the Aeller (an elf/gint eagle crossbreed), Blinker (a halfling/blink dog hybrid) or the burrower (a gnome/umber hulk hybrid) just make you want to say ick. nd don't een ge m startd on the Half kua-toa.

No, I haven't. I hadn't heard of it before. It sounds interesting.

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lynora wrote:
Well, the drama of the cancelled sitter is resolved. The kid will be staying at a neighbor's house while we have the parent-teacher conference. And we have a sitter for later in the evening so we can go get some drinks or watch a movie. Not much is playing that we want to see, but I've already told my husband that if the conference goes bad enough we're going to go see Zombieland. :)

How bad does the conference have to go that a zombie flick is the best way to make up or it?

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lynora wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
Has anyone looked at Bastards and Bloodlines? My friend let my borrow his copy and started looking through it. Som of th races, like the houri or the kestrel are pretty cool. thers like the Aeller (an elf/gint eagle crossbreed), Blinker (a halfling/blink dog hybrid) or the burrower (a gnome/umber hulk hybrid) just make you want to say ick. And don't even get me started on the Half kua-toa.
No, I haven't. I hadn't heard of it before. It sounds interesting.

It's a Green Ronin Press Races of Renown book.


David Fryer wrote:
lynora wrote:
Well, the drama of the cancelled sitter is resolved. The kid will be staying at a neighbor's house while we have the parent-teacher conference. And we have a sitter for later in the evening so we can go get some drinks or watch a movie. Not much is playing that we want to see, but I've already told my husband that if the conference goes bad enough we're going to go see Zombieland. :)
How bad does the conference have to go that a zombie flick is the best way to make up or it?

Given how badly the kid has been in trouble this last week...I would be amazed if we didn't end up going to see the movie. :/

The teacher is pretty calm and nice, but some of the stuff he's been doing is way over the line.

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David Fryer wrote:
lynora wrote:
Well, the drama of the cancelled sitter is resolved. The kid will be staying at a neighbor's house while we have the parent-teacher conference. And we have a sitter for later in the evening so we can go get some drinks or watch a movie. Not much is playing that we want to see, but I've already told my husband that if the conference goes bad enough we're going to go see Zombieland. :)
How bad does the conference have to go that a zombie flick is the best way to make up or it?

Anytime is a good time for zombies!

Spoiler:
And hot girl on girl on girl on girl action!

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lynora wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
Has anyone looked at Bastards and Bloodlines? My friend let my borrow his copy and started looking through it. Som of th races, like the houri or the kestrel are pretty cool. thers like the Aeller (an elf/gint eagle crossbreed), Blinker (a halfling/blink dog hybrid) or the burrower (a gnome/umber hulk hybrid) just make you want to say ick. nd don't een ge m startd on the Half kua-toa.
No, I haven't. I hadn't heard of it before. It sounds interesting.

If by interesting yo umean that it sounds like the entire MM got hold of some absinth and took a few hits of E.... then yeah, it sound interesting. :P

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Moorluck wrote:
lynora wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
Has anyone looked at Bastards and Bloodlines? My friend let my borrow his copy and started looking through it. Some of the races, like the houri or the kestrel are pretty cool. thers like the Aeller (an elf/gint eagle crossbreed), Blinker (a halfling/blink dog hybrid) or the burrower (a gnome/umber hulk hybrid) just make you want to say ick. nd don't een ge m startd on the Half kua-toa.
No, I haven't. I hadn't heard of it before. It sounds interesting.
If by interesting yo umean that it sounds like the entire MM got hold of some absinth and took a few hits of E.... then yeah, it sound interesting. :P

Yep that is exactly what it's like. From the wendigo (a dwarf/winter wolf hybrid) to the Sthein (an elf/naga halfbreed), and from the piper (a half saytr/half elf or halfling) to the decantar (a centaur/elf hybrid) I doubt anything was left alone. There are even half cloakers and half ropers in the book.

Silver Crusade

David Fryer wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
lynora wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
Has anyone looked at Bastards and Bloodlines? My friend let my borrow his copy and started looking through it. Som of th races, like the houri or the kestrel are pretty cool. thers like the Aeller (an elf/gint eagle crossbreed), Blinker (a halfling/blink dog hybrid) or the burrower (a gnome/umber hulk hybrid) just make you want to say ick. nd don't een ge m startd on the Half kua-toa.
No, I haven't. I hadn't heard of it before. It sounds interesting.
If by interesting yo umean that it sounds like the entire MM got hold of some absinth and took a few hits of E.... then yeah, it sound interesting. :P
Yep that is exactly what it's like. From the wendigo (a dwarf/winter wolf hybrid) to the Sthein (an elf/naga halfbreed), and from the piper (a half saytr/half elf or halfling) to the decantar (a centaur/e4lf hybrid) I doubt anything was left alone. There are even half cloakers and half ropers in the book.

I'm just going to throw this out there...

Some combinations of species just should not be having sex.


Moorluck wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
lynora wrote:
Well, the drama of the cancelled sitter is resolved. The kid will be staying at a neighbor's house while we have the parent-teacher conference. And we have a sitter for later in the evening so we can go get some drinks or watch a movie. Not much is playing that we want to see, but I've already told my husband that if the conference goes bad enough we're going to go see Zombieland. :)
How bad does the conference have to go that a zombie flick is the best way to make up or it?

Anytime is a good time for zombies!

** spoiler omitted **

+1 ;)

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Celestial Healer wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
lynora wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
Has anyone looked at Bastards and Bloodlines? My friend let my borrow his copy and started looking through it. Som of th races, like the houri or the kestrel are pretty cool. thers like the Aeller (an elf/gint eagle crossbreed), Blinker (a halfling/blink dog hybrid) or the burrower (a gnome/umber hulk hybrid) just make you want to say ick. nd don't een ge m startd on the Half kua-toa.
No, I haven't. I hadn't heard of it before. It sounds interesting.
If by interesting yo umean that it sounds like the entire MM got hold of some absinth and took a few hits of E.... then yeah, it sound interesting. :P
Yep that is exactly what it's like. From the wendigo (a dwarf/winter wolf hybrid) to the Sthein (an elf/naga halfbreed), and from the piper (a half saytr/half elf or halfling) to the decantar (a centaur/e4lf hybrid) I doubt anything was left alone. There are even half cloakers and half ropers in the book.

I'm just going to throw this out there...

Some combinations of species just should not be having sex.

Anything stand out particularly?

RPG Superstar 2012

lynora wrote:
(spoilered for whininess)** spoiler omitted **

Late at night is the time my wife wants to solve issues. My brain is barely functional right before I go to bed. I'm not going to be real useful in solving issues. :S

I hope you got things worked out, though.


phantom post

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Moorluck wrote:
Got up this morning, went to the shop, said good morning, got sent home, went back to bed.... a good day so far. :)

That's pretty nice. I hope you enjoyed it.


taig wrote:
lynora wrote:
(spoilered for whininess)** spoiler omitted **

Late at night is the time my wife wants to solve issues. My brain is barely functional right before I go to bed. I'm not going to be real useful in solving issues. :S

I hope you got things worked out, though.

Yeah, it's all fine now. More drama than it should have been. But it's really hard to break bad habits. :(

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taig wrote:
lynora wrote:
(spoilered for whininess)** spoiler omitted **

Late at night is the time my wife wants to solve issues. My brain is barely functional right before I go to bed. I'm not going to be real useful in solving issues. :S

I hope you got things worked out, though.

That's why they want to talk at night. You are willing to agree to almost anything to get sleep or sex, which ever you are aiming for that night. Who says guys don't understand women? :)

Spoiler:
SMURF!

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