[pet shop] If it's invisible, then how do you expect me to believe you can't see it!?[/pet shop]And your posts are invisible!
I believe you have distilled the argument down into its most sublime form. Congratulations!
Now if he can only find a way to make it exclusive and monetize it...
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[pet shop] If it's invisible, then how do you expect me to believe you can't see it!? Unless it's something I want to believe but I can't see, then you had better accept it.[/pet shop]And your posts are invisible!
I believe you have distilled the argument down into its most sublime form. Congratulations!
Fixed it for you.
Everyone remain calm. My hilarious post was not deleted, it just ran into an error. Proceed with your normal activities.
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You know I keep getting told that, but my first two entries were well boring, and the item I came up with after the fact while cool, I have already released and don't want to be a one trick pony.Well that gives me some hope then. ;)M, in response to the second comment, when I got a critique from SKR and Clark, they basically said that my item was not fun (I think Clark referred to it as one of the worst items in the contest).
You can definitely do better than that. :)
Actually, I'm hoping I can do better this year.
Where? What? When?
Oh last year well after the voting, I had a pretty cool Idea, I asked Clark to look at it. He gave a "well that one would have had us talking." Which while really kinda cool, did me no good because it was after the fact. Now since it was not entered, theoretically I could submit it, after fixing a couple of small flaws in the construction. But that would make me a one trick puppy and does not in anyway cinch the deal.
Well, are they sexy? Will they reciprocate?They all look like Bruce Willis.... oh no wait, that one looks like Marilyn Monroe... I'll be back in a few hours. ;)
The Marilyn is just a Surrogate for hermit Willis.
[cranky]And the comics were better than the movie.[/cranky]
They all look like Bruce Willis.... oh no wait, that one looks like Marilyn Monroe... I'll be back in a few hours. ;)Help me.... I see dead people..... and they talk to me.... they want..... they want.... sexual favors! 8(Well, are they sexy? Will they reciprocate?
Just remember what happened in the Shining. :S
Everyone remain calm. My hilarious post was not deleted, it just ran into an error. Proceed with your normal activities.Which one? All post by talking leaf men make me laugh. ;)
Actually, the post was by everybody's favorite one-eyed mama.
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Well, are they sexy? Will they reciprocate?They all look like Bruce Willis.... oh no wait, that one looks like Marilyn Monroe... I'll be back in a few hours. ;)The Marilyn is just a Surrogate for hermit Willis.
[cranky]And the comics were better than the movie.[/cranky]
As long as it's not Bruce in disguise I'll still take it. I'm torn between Marilyn and Audry Hepburn as who my heart belongs to.
Oh last year well after the voting, I had a pretty cool Idea, I asked Clark to look at it. He gave a "well that one would have had us talking." Which while really kinda cool, did me no good because it was after the fact. Now since it was not entered, theoretically I could submit it, after fixing a couple of small flaws in the construction. But that would make me a one trick puppy and does not in anyway cinch the deal.
OK. What you do is create an item and give yourself a deadline of December 15th? Then, when you think the contest deadline is over, you can create the supercool item.
Or you could submit the original idea and hope that Clark forgot about it. :)
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Just remember what happened in the Shining. :SThey all look like Bruce Willis.... oh no wait, that one looks like Marilyn Monroe... I'll be back in a few hours. ;)Help me.... I see dead people..... and they talk to me.... they want..... they want.... sexual favors! 8(Well, are they sexy? Will they reciprocate?
Everyone had to suffer through Shelly Duval(?) and her screaching?
Making love to ghosts can turn into a total gross out. Or did you really forget everything but Shelly Duval?
Fixed it for you.[pet shop] If it's invisible, then how do you expect me to believe you can't see it!? Unless it's something I want to believe but I can't see, then you had better accept it. And Fryer is an idiot because there was a solar eclipse last year.[/pet shop]And your posts are invisible!
I believe you have distilled the argument down into its most sublime form. Congratulations!
Fixed it some more. :)
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Fixed it for you.[pet shop] If it's invisible, then how do you expect me to believe you can't see it!? Unless it's something I want to believe but I can't see, then you had better accept it. And Chris Matthews is an idiot because there was a solar eclipse last year.[/pet shop]And your posts are invisible!
I believe you have distilled the argument down into its most sublime form. Congratulations!
Fixed it some more. :)
Fixed it even more. I can't believe that even Chris Matthews would say some of this stuff.
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Fixed it for you.[pet shop] If it's invisible, then how do you expect me to believe you can't see it!? Unless it's something I want to believe but I can't see, then you had better accept it. And Fryer is an idiot because there was a solar eclipse last year.[/pet shop]And your posts are invisible!
I believe you have distilled the argument down into its most sublime form. Congratulations!
Fixed it some more. :)
See, this is what happens when wisdom is given to man... they improve it until it no longer makes sense. ;P
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See, this is what happens when wisdom is given to man... they improve it until it no longer makes sense. ;P
Only when it is Chris Matthews doing the improving.
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Fixed it even more. I can't believe that even Chris Matthews would say some of this stuff.Fixed it for you.[pet shop] If it's invisible, then how do you expect me to believe you can't see it!? Unless it's something I want to believe but I can't see, then you had better accept it. And Chris Matthews is an idiot because there was a solar eclipse last year.[/pet shop]And your posts are invisible!
I believe you have distilled the argument down into its most sublime form. Congratulations!
Fixed it some more. :)
Do you remember the South Park episode where Cartman eats with his butt..... yeah that makes sense in this case.
Where do people get these ideas?
Don't ask me. I wandered back into the pet shop again, so I'm clearly nuts.
QFT
Do you remember the South Park episode where Cartman eats with his butt..... yeah that makes sense in this case.
I have to admit, it was a pretty poor choice in metaphors for Mr. Matthews. Which is kinda funny considering how liberal a lot of the Army votes. Thinking of the West Point officer cadets as some Michigan Millita group robotically beholden to Republicans does those young men and women a disservice.
Where do people get these ideas?Don't ask me. I wandered back into the pet shop again, so I'm clearly nuts.
Yeah remember when we were earlier discussing posts we decide not to post? I had a pet shop one queued up, and said to myself: 'Is this post REALLY neccessary?'
I have to admit, it was a pretty poor choice in metaphors for Mr. Matthews. Which is kinda funny considering how liberal a lot of the Army votes. Thinking of the West Point officer cadets as some Michigan Millita group robotically beholden to Republicans does those young men and women a disservice.
It's Chris freaking Matthews. I can't listen to him without wanting to smack him with a pillar of salt.
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I have to admit, it was a pretty poor choice in metaphors for Mr. Matthews. Which is kinda funny considering how liberal a lot of the Army votes. Thinking of the West Point officer cadets as some Michigan Millita group robotically beholden to Republicans does those young men and women a disservice.QFT
Do you remember the South Park episode where Cartman eats with his butt..... yeah that makes sense in this case.
I was even more confused by his statement that West Point is "a strange venue" for a speech about military policy. What is he thinking?
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I have to admit, it was a pretty poor choice in metaphors for Mr. Matthews. Which is kinda funny considering how liberal a lot of the Army votes. Thinking of the West Point officer cadets as some Michigan Millita group robotically beholden to Republicans does those young men and women a disservice.It's Chris freaking Matthews. I can't listen to him without wanting to smack him with a pillar of salt.
Only if it's the one that used to be Lot's wife. :)
Where do people get these ideas?Well I usually get them about 2 AM after having pepperoni and habenaro pizza. Oh wait, what ideas are you talking about?
Maybe that's what happens with Mr. Matthews.
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Yeah remember when we were earlier discussing posts we decide not to post? I had a pet shop one queued up, and said to myself: 'Is this post REALLY neccessary?'Where do people get these ideas?Don't ask me. I wandered back into the pet shop again, so I'm clearly nuts.
If I asked that of myself this thread would be a 1000 post shorter.
Yes you are. But not for that, for dressing up in a chicken suit and trying to pick up Jessica Alba look-alikesWhere do people get these ideas?Don't ask me. I wandered back into the pet shop again, so I'm clearly nuts.
I thought she'd give me points for originality, and I heard she likes pet chickens.
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The chicken suit does add a certain savoir faire to the deal dont you think?Yes you are. But not for that, for dressing up in a chicken suit and trying to pick up Jessica Alba look-alikesWhere do people get these ideas?Don't ask me. I wandered back into the pet shop again, so I'm clearly nuts.
But she doesn't like chicken, she prefers lamb.
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Yeah remember when we were earlier discussing posts we decide not to post? I had a pet shop one queued up, and said to myself: 'Is this post REALLY neccessary?'Where do people get these ideas?Don't ask me. I wandered back into the pet shop again, so I'm clearly nuts.
I had one that I said the same thing about. So I posted a milder version instead. I really should stay away, I'm not in the market for a new pet right now.
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I thought she'd give me points for originality, and I heard she likes pet chickens.Yes you are. But not for that, for dressing up in a chicken suit and trying to pick up Jessica Alba look-alikesWhere do people get these ideas?Don't ask me. I wandered back into the pet shop again, so I'm clearly nuts.
Now see I had to try real hard to not get dirty here.
....I rolled a 4. :/
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But she doesn't like chicken, she prefers lamb.The chicken suit does add a certain savoir faire to the deal dont you think?Yes you are. But not for that, for dressing up in a chicken suit and trying to pick up Jessica Alba look-alikesWhere do people get these ideas?Don't ask me. I wandered back into the pet shop again, so I'm clearly nuts.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!But she doesn't like chicken, she prefers lamb.The chicken suit does add a certain savoir faire to the deal dont you think?Yes you are. But not for that, for dressing up in a chicken suit and trying to pick up Jessica Alba look-alikesWhere do people get these ideas?Don't ask me. I wandered back into the pet shop again, so I'm clearly nuts.
<Wishes for Silence of the Lambs>
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BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!But she doesn't like chicken, she prefers lamb.The chicken suit does add a certain savoir faire to the deal dont you think?Yes you are. But not for that, for dressing up in a chicken suit and trying to pick up Jessica Alba look-alikesWhere do people get these ideas?Don't ask me. I wandered back into the pet shop again, so I'm clearly nuts.<Wishes for Silence of the Lambs>
Begins filming Silence of the Badgers.
This is soo Baaad I want to say things but I just keep chickening out. You guys should let me leave now and go on the lamb. I wont badger you anymore.
Don't get froggy and rabbit out of here.
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Begins filming Silence of the Badgers.BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!But she doesn't like chicken, she prefers lamb.The chicken suit does add a certain savoir faire to the deal dont you think?Yes you are. But not for that, for dressing up in a chicken suit and trying to pick up Jessica Alba look-alikesWhere do people get these ideas?Don't ask me. I wandered back into the pet shop again, so I'm clearly nuts.<Wishes for Silence of the Lambs>
How about 'Silence of the Pet Store.'
I'd pay to go see it.
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This is soo Baaad I want to say things but I just keep chickening out. You guys should let me leave now and go on the lamb. I wont badger you anymore.Don't get froggy and rabbit out of here.
Great. There goes the last of the brain. Thanks Taig, I wasn't using it, and it's so free and breezy up there now.