Last night, I dreamt that Jason Bulmahn was handing out copies of the Pathfinder RPG book early for some reason. I eagerly grabbed my copy, but to my horror:
- the pages were made out of cheap, black-and-white newsprint
- the first half of the book was fiction, including a story unrelated to Golarion re-printed from another source
- Jason sheepishly admitted that he basically just made up a lot of stuff at the last minute when a deadline was breathing down his neck
The reception of said rulebook was decidedly cool...
...and then I woke up, bathed in sweat. (Note: I always wake up bathed in sweat, so that's no big deal. I'm just a sweaty guy.)
I'm pretty sure it'll turn out better than my dream. :-)
Dis is a straightforward anxiety dream. Vy are you zo anxious?
hogarth wrote: The reception of said rulebook was decidedly cool... Reviews are in on the Pathfinder RPG!
"Decidedly cool!"
—Hogarth, paizo.com
"A dream come true!"
-also Hogarth
Vic Wertz wrote: hogarth wrote: The reception of said rulebook was decidedly cool... Reviews are in on the Pathfinder RPG!
"Decidedly cool!"
—Hogarth, paizo.com "Better than my dream!"
—Hogarth, paizo.com
Vic Wertz wrote: hogarth wrote: The reception of said rulebook was decidedly cool... Reviews are in on the Pathfinder RPG!
"Decidedly cool!"
—Hogarth, paizo.com "I always wake up bathed in sweat"
—Hogarth, paizo.com
(Not really sure if that's a selling point but it piqued my interest!)
"I have sweaty dreams about Jason Bulmahn (and the rpg)!"
—Hogarth, paizo.com
Wolf Munroe wrote: Vic Wertz wrote: hogarth wrote: The reception of said rulebook was decidedly cool... Reviews are in on the Pathfinder RPG!
"Decidedly cool!"
—Hogarth, paizo.com "I always wake up bathed in sweat"
—Hogarth, paizo.com
(Not really sure if that's a selling point but it piqued my interest!) Do you work for a deodorant and anti-perspirant company?
Soon to release in Planet Stories:
Do Unicorn Dream Sweatily of Sheepish Bulmahn?
Mairkurion {tm} wrote: Soon to show up in Planet Stories:
Do Unicorn Dream Sweatily of Sheepish Bulmahn?
Bulmahn, a dire carnivorous were sheep that has maintained control of his condition all these years ...
That was no dream Hogarth. The real nightmare though is that it is only your copy. Everyone else's copy is full-color, on nice paper, full of awesome new rules.
Jason
((And yes, I am disturbed about the sweaty dreams bit... ))
Turin the Mad wrote: Mairkurion {tm} wrote: Soon to show up in Planet Stories:
Do Unicorn Dream Sweatily of Sheepish Bulmahn? Bulmahn, a dire carnivorous were sheep that has maintained control of his condition all these years ... I gotta put those extra skill ranks somewhere.. I am maxed out on Craft (rpg) and Drink (beer).
Jason
Go watch "Bladerunner" again. You will now see the whole thing from a different perspective, no matter which cut you watch.
Jason Bulmahn wrote: Turin the Mad wrote: Mairkurion {tm} wrote: Soon to show up in Planet Stories:
Do Unicorn Dream Sweatily of Sheepish Bulmahn? Bulmahn, a dire carnivorous were sheep that has maintained control of his condition all these years ... I gotta put those extra skill ranks somewhere.. I am maxed out on Craft (rpg) and Drink (beer).
Jason Well, there's Perform (Killer GMing) to keep in mind as well...
Mairkurion {tm} wrote: Soon to release in Planet Stories:
Do Unicorn Dream Sweatily of Sheepish Bulmahn?
<Gene Hackman>
My therapist will be in touch about the damage to my sanity.
</Gene Hackman>
Ah, mein gut Bugley. I have already queried Herr Hogarth, but he iz unresponzive. He just sits zere, like zum zort of origami aluminum foil unicorn.
Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber
I had a dream about a sweaty Jason Bulmahn too. He was stripped to his waist skin glistening with sweat, muscles rippling, leaving me utterly breathless... watching him clean my apartment.
Now I'm disturbed, and this has put me off my lunch. No more reading the weird topics at work during break.
Dark_Mistress wrote: I had a dream about a sweaty Jason Bulmahn too. He was stripped to his waist skin glistening with sweat, muscles rippling, leaving me utterly breathless... watching him clean my apartment. ummmm... funny I had that same dream about Lisa... grrrr
ahem
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