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Jumping Jack wrote:

*Comes bounding in like an out of fuel rocket after a day of prowling*

"Ok, so did I miss anything, I see you found your top LJ. Now where is my Jilly Bean, I'm feeling very peckish.

"Oh, hey, JJ. Jilly Bean is still in there," she says pointing to the cabana. "A bunch, okay well, most of the girls went in there for a friendly game of twister earlier. A couple of them wandered out recently so I think the game might be over. Or not. Hard to say."

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Dragonborn Jack wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Dragonborn Jack wrote:
Too many Red Bulls + cabana distraction = Many laughs.
Or meybe not enough Red Bulls (sighs). :)
Just hope they don't find you when you crash... Unconciousness tends to remove inhibitions temporarily.

Uninhibited should be a new condition in Pathfinder.


*Walks out of the cabana stretching a small smile crosses her face, spotting JJ it spreads into a wide grin*
Well Hello lover! I'm glad you are here, I'm positively starved! ;)


*starts to shrug his shoulders and invite LJ to lunch, his devilish face lights at Jilly Beans arrival*

I'm surprised you would be darling after the fun you just had, but if you are hungery I was going to this lovely little Irish place I know, would care to join us LJ?

*smiles wickedly and offers an arm to each lady*


Jumping Jack wrote:

*starts to shrug his shoulders and invite LJ to lunch, his devilish face lights at Jilly Beans arrival*

I'm surprised you would be darling after the fun you just had, but if you are hungery I was going to this lovely little Irish place I know, would care to join us LJ?

*smiles wickedly and offers an arm to each lady*

*smiles and shakes her head*

Thanks but I think I'll pass this time. Have fun. :)


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jumping Jack wrote:

*starts to shrug his shoulders and invite LJ to lunch, his devilish face lights at Jilly Beans arrival*

I'm surprised you would be darling after the fun you just had, but if you are hungery I was going to this lovely little Irish place I know, would care to join us LJ?

*smiles wickedly and offers an arm to each lady*

*smiles and shakes her head*

Thanks but I think I'll pass this time. Have fun. :)

I always do mah dear,Turns to Jilly Bean commin' darlin'

*scoops her up in his arms and leaps up and over the bus, disappearing for awhile*


Once they're gone, heads back into the limo to check on something. Wouldn't want to spoil the surprise later by not checking first to make sure that everything was ready. ;)


celestial nymph wrote:
Sunny Godhead wrote:


Sunny G and Celestial Nymph peel asphalt across the threads. Upon returning, he is pulled over by the police, the Forum boards motorcycle patrol. There's been complaints about rowdiness and speeding across the many threads. Sunny G. tries to aurgue that since all tickets and courts swear in his name, he has diplomatic immunity, but the cops heed not his words. They give him a ticket for speeding and driving without a seat belt.

"This is os unreal," he says. "Now I need a lawyer and traffic school."

*giggle* You should have let me show him my boobs. That always works.

"Thanks Jumpin' Jack. A round of OJ and Vodka for everyone."

Leans into Celestial Nymph's ear. "There's a beachhouse. You can show me your headsets there."


lynora-Jill wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Dragonborn Jack wrote:
Just hope they don't find you when you crash... Unconciousness tends to remove inhibitions temporarily.

True. And not remembering any of it would be an even greater tragedy. ;P

Well, that is what the video footage is for. ;p

Well, I suppose that would be a pretty nice 'consolation prize' for missing it in the first person... ;P

And Good Morning All! :D


David Fryer wrote:
Dragonborn Jack wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Dragonborn Jack wrote:
Too many Red Bulls + cabana distraction = Many laughs.
Or meybe not enough Red Bulls (sighs). :)
Just hope they don't find you when you crash... Unconciousness tends to remove inhibitions temporarily.
Uninhibited should be a new condition in Pathfinder.

This version of Devlyn would definitely qualify for it...maybe it should be a template instead. Hmmm.... ;P


Yay! Quieter day on dock at work and my nasty headache of yesterday is gone! On with the debauchery!


Jack Hammer wrote:
Yay! Quieter day on dock at work and my nasty headache of yesterday is gone! On with the debauchery!

Someone call me?


I call dibs on the cabana and its remaining lovely occupants - well, at least one of the remaining occupants anyway...(if I am seeing all of the posts this morning) :P


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
I call dibs on the cabana and its remaining lovely occupants - well, at least one of the remaining occupants anyway...(if I am seeing all of the posts this morning) :P

Just cover yourself with baby oil and yell 'Cannonball' as you dive in.


Jack Hammer wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
I call dibs on the cabana and its remaining lovely occupants - well, at least one of the remaining occupants anyway...(if I am seeing all of the posts this morning) :P
Just cover yourself with baby oil and yell 'Cannonball' as you dive in.

Words to live by, my friend. I need to make sure that gets into the book as well... ;D


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
I call dibs on the cabana and its remaining lovely occupants - well, at least one of the remaining occupants anyway...(if I am seeing all of the posts this morning) :P
Just cover yourself with baby oil and yell 'Cannonball' as you dive in.
Words to live by, my friend. I need to make sure that gets into the book as well... ;D

Spotting Devlyn staring at the Cabana D'Amore

Why don't you put on your lifegaurd suit and see if anyone needs rescuing in there? Be sure to check their breathing and administer mouth-to-mouth when necessary.


Jack Hammer wrote:

Spotting Devlyn staring at the Cabana D'Amore

Why don't you put on your lifegaurd suit and see if anyone needs rescuing in there? Be sure to check their breathing and administer mouth-to-mouth when necessary.

'Cabana D'Amore'...Oooo - we need to put a sign up there! :)

"Well - Angel and Jilly-Bean have both wandered out already, and they didn't say anybody was in distress. Hang on - we're doing this all wrong."

Reaches behind the bar and kicks on the video feed to the cabana.

"Ahhh - looks like everyone else is still sleeping. I suppose I should still check, so long as I'm quiet and don't disturb them..."


Jack Hammer wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
I call dibs on the cabana and its remaining lovely occupants - well, at least one of the remaining occupants anyway...(if I am seeing all of the posts this morning) :P
Just cover yourself with baby oil and yell 'Cannonball' as you dive in.
Words to live by, my friend. I need to make sure that gets into the book as well... ;D

Spotting Devlyn staring at the Cabana D'Amore

Why don't you put on your lifegaurd suit and see if anyone needs rescuing in there? Be sure to check their breathing and administer mouth-to-mouth when necessary.

Mouth to mouth? Uhm...help help save me? *giggle* ;)


Jack Hammer wrote:

Spotting Devlyn staring at the Cabana D'Amore

Why don't you put on your lifegaurd suit and see if anyone needs rescuing in there? Be sure to check their breathing and administer mouth-to-mouth when necessary.

Jilly Bean wrote:
Mouth to mouth? Uhm...help help save me? *giggle* ;)

I'm so glad that was water and not Red Bull I just tried to breathe... :P

"Crap - I forgot about the jello. We could have a drowning hazard there, now couldn't we? Duty calls, I guess..."

Grabs lifeguard shirt and life preserver, and heads over to the cabana.

"Lo, imperiled lady - there was a call for rescue, or something close to that?" ;D


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

Spotting Devlyn staring at the Cabana D'Amore

Why don't you put on your lifegaurd suit and see if anyone needs rescuing in there? Be sure to check their breathing and administer mouth-to-mouth when necessary.

Jilly Bean wrote:
Mouth to mouth? Uhm...help help save me? *giggle* ;)

I'm so glad that was water and not Red Bull I just tried to breathe... :P

"Crap - I forgot about the jello. We could have a drowning hazard there, now couldn't we? Duty calls, I guess..."

Grabs lifeguard shirt and life preserver, and heads over to the cabana.

"Lo, imperiled lady - there was a call for rescue, or something close to that?" ;D

*turns soft eyes up at hero*

Yes, please...can't breathe... ;)
Don't drown in your drink babe! I would never forgive myself. ;)


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
I'm so glad that was water and not Red Bull I just tried to breathe... :P

Shhh! Keep it quiet or they'll hear you; they'll think it's a brilliant new delivery vector for Red Bull... Red Bull nasal spray!

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Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

"Crap - I forgot about the jello. We could have a drowning hazard there, now couldn't we? Duty calls, I guess..."

Grabs lifeguard shirt and life preserver, and heads over to the cabana.

"Lo, imperiled lady - there was a call for rescue, or something close to that?" ;D

{watches Devlyn jog in slow motion, sighs}

Jilly Bean wrote:

*turns soft eyes up at hero*

Yes, please...can't breathe... ;)
Don't drown in your drink babe! I would never forgive myself. ;)

{blinks rapidly} I coulda swore you looked like someone else for a moment, JB. ;)


Jilly Bean wrote:
Don't drown in your drink babe! I would never forgive myself. ;)

More words to live by - duly noted :)

Jilly Bean wrote:

*turns soft eyes up at hero*

Yes, please...can't breathe... ;)

"I'm always here to help," he says with a smile as he makes a quick check for her pulse [tickle tickle] before helping with her breathing problem. ;P

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

{watches Devlyn jog in slow motion, sighs}

Jilly Bean wrote:

*turns soft eyes up at hero*

Yes, please...can't breathe... ;)
Don't drown in your drink babe! I would never forgive myself. ;)
{blinks rapidly} I coulda swore you looked like someone else for a moment, JB. ;)

"I'm glad you're awake, sweets. I'm going to need your help with this," he says with a delightfully mischevious grin... ;D


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
{watches Devlyn jog in slow motion, sighs}

I will not go YouTube the opening theme to that show, I will not go YouTube the opening theme to that show... ;D

And is everything okay from that 'micro-emergency' yesterday?


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Jilly Bean wrote:
Don't drown in your drink babe! I would never forgive myself. ;)

More words to live by - duly noted :)

Jilly Bean wrote:

*turns soft eyes up at hero*

Yes, please...can't breathe... ;)

"I'm always here to help," he says with a smile as he makes a quick check for her pulse [tickle tickle] before helping with her breathing problem. ;P

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

{watches Devlyn jog in slow motion, sighs}

Jilly Bean wrote:

*turns soft eyes up at hero*

Yes, please...can't breathe... ;)
Don't drown in your drink babe! I would never forgive myself. ;)
{blinks rapidly} I coulda swore you looked like someone else for a moment, JB. ;)

"I'm glad you're awake, sweets. I'm going to need your help with this," he says with a delightfully mischevious grin... ;D

You know you may be right...a softer touch could be just what I need. ;)

You know that happens alot lately. :)


Jilly Bean wrote:

You know you may be right...a softer touch could be just what I need. ;)

You know that happens alot lately. :)

Yeppers. Oopsy :P


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
I will not go YouTube the opening theme to that show, I will not go YouTube the opening theme to that show... ;D

At least you don't have the theme song stuck in your head now. :)

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
And is everything okay from that 'micro-emergency' yesterday?

No, but nothing I can do about it. :(


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
I will not go YouTube the opening theme to that show, I will not go YouTube the opening theme to that show... ;D

At least you don't have the theme song stuck in your head now. :)

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
And is everything okay from that 'micro-emergency' yesterday?
No, but nothing I can do about it. :(

And now I feel like quite the heel for bringing it back up. Sorry, Amby... *virtual hug to avoid getting a beatdown*

If it makes you laugh a little at least, know that I don't have the music in my head - I have that blasted slo-mo clip of the 'Hoff running up the beach. AAAAIIIIGGGHHHH! [tries to rip mind's eye out] :P


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
I will not go YouTube the opening theme to that show, I will not go YouTube the opening theme to that show... ;D

At least you don't have the theme song stuck in your head now. :)

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
And is everything okay from that 'micro-emergency' yesterday?
No, but nothing I can do about it. :(

That sux, if there is anything you need that I can come up with let me know...other than that, hang in there?


Jilly Bean wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
"I'm glad you're awake, sweets. I'm going to need your help with this," he says with a delightfully mischevious grin... ;D

You know you may be right...a softer touch could be just what I need. ;)

You know that happens alot lately. :)

Mmmm, she is so very snuggily too. I don't know which of you to nibble on first.

I think I sprained my tongue last night, and my jaw is a little sore... I must be outta shape.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Mmmm, she is so very snuggily too. I don't know which of you to nibble on first.

"Well...Jilly-Bean is the one who called for help, so courtesy demands that ladies go first," he says with a wink.

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
I think I sprained my tongue last night, and my jaw is a little sore... I must be outta shape.

Breaks glass on Emergency wand case, administers healing magic to take care of her aches and pains.

"Not at all - I think anybody would be a little sore after a workout like this," as he looks around at the sea of beauties around them.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Jilly Bean wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
"I'm glad you're awake, sweets. I'm going to need your help with this," he says with a delightfully mischevious grin... ;D

You know you may be right...a softer touch could be just what I need. ;)

You know that happens alot lately. :)

Mmmm, she is so very snuggily too. I don't know which of you to nibble on first.

I think I sprained my tongue last night, and my jaw is a little sore... I must be outta shape.

There are only two words for this...yayy me! ;)


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Mmmm, she is so very snuggily too. I don't know which of you to nibble on first.

"Well...Jilly-Bean is the one who called for help, so courtesy demands that ladies go first," he says with a wink.

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
I think I sprained my tongue last night, and my jaw is a little sore... I must be outta shape.

Breaks glass on Emergency wand case, administers healing magic to take care of her aches and pains.

"Not at all - I think anybody would be a little sore after a workout like this," as he looks around at the sea of beauties around them.

Aw, and he's a gentleman?....

Oh and Ambrosia, you may take any form you feel...I would love to see just how well you manage that tail of yours! ;)


Jilly Bean wrote:

Aw, and he's a gentleman?....

Oh and Ambrosia, you may take any form you feel...I would love to see just how well you manage that tail of yours! ;)

"Well I try to be, at least...." ;)

Laughs quietly, a very playful look in his eyes.
"Oh I like her already!"


Jilly Bean wrote:
There are only two words for this...yayy me! ;)

Guess we need to work on some kind of prize for that.... ;D


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Jilly Bean wrote:
There are only two words for this...yayy me! ;)
Guess we need to work on some kind of prize for that.... ;D

You mean this isn't what I have won? Coulda fooled me! ;)


Sorry for AFK, had to make breakfast and coffee

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
And now I feel like quite the heel for bringing it back up. Sorry, Amby... *virtual hug to avoid getting a beatdown*

You shouldn't feel bad for asking how someone's doing, ok?

Jilly Bean wrote:
That sux, if there is anything you need that I can come up with let me know...other than that, hang in there?

Nope, nothing anyone but God and the hospital can do right now.

Sorry to be a mood-killer.


Jilly Bean wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Jilly Bean wrote:
There are only two words for this...yayy me! ;)
Guess we need to work on some kind of prize for that.... ;D
You mean this isn't what I have won? Coulda fooled me! ;)

Looks over at Ambrosia.

"Well I guess flattery will just have to get her everywhere, now won't it?"


Jilly Bean wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Jilly Bean wrote:
There are only two words for this...yayy me! ;)
Guess we need to work on some kind of prize for that.... ;D
You mean this isn't what I have won? Coulda fooled me! ;)

Ooo, you're a keeper. :)


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Sorry for AFK, had to make breakfast and coffee

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
And now I feel like quite the heel for bringing it back up. Sorry, Amby... *virtual hug to avoid getting a beatdown*

You shouldn't feel bad for asking how someone's doing, ok?

Jilly Bean wrote:
That sux, if there is anything you need that I can come up with let me know...other than that, hang in there?

Nope, nothing anyone but God and the hospital can do right now.

Sorry to be a mood-killer.

Then you've got prayers and well-wishes coming from this humble Dalesman. And we'll all do our best to give you at least a little bit of silly cheer while you're online :)


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Jilly Bean wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Jilly Bean wrote:
There are only two words for this...yayy me! ;)
Guess we need to work on some kind of prize for that.... ;D
You mean this isn't what I have won? Coulda fooled me! ;)
Ooo, you're a keeper. :)

"Are we done teasing her, do you think, Sweets? Should we finally render some aid to this poor damsel in distress?"


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Sorry for AFK, had to make breakfast and coffee

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
And now I feel like quite the heel for bringing it back up. Sorry, Amby... *virtual hug to avoid getting a beatdown*

You shouldn't feel bad for asking how someone's doing, ok?

Jilly Bean wrote:
That sux, if there is anything you need that I can come up with let me know...other than that, hang in there?

Nope, nothing anyone but God and the hospital can do right now.

Sorry to be a mood-killer.

Then you've got prayers and well-wishes coming from this humble Dalesman. And we'll all do our best to give you at least a little bit of silly cheer while you're online :)

Agreed, prayers and thoughts are with you. And I am all for silly onlineness.


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Jilly Bean wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Jilly Bean wrote:
There are only two words for this...yayy me! ;)
Guess we need to work on some kind of prize for that.... ;D
You mean this isn't what I have won? Coulda fooled me! ;)
Ooo, you're a keeper. :)
"Are we done teasing her, do you think, Sweets? Should we finally render some aid to this poor damsel in distress?"

Please don't tease a girl in need...Help me...save me ;)


Jilly Bean wrote:
Please don't tease a girl in need...Help me...save me ;)

They look at each other and smile, Amby goes all 'Tigress' again and...

POUNCE!! ;D

[Edit:Did I forget to throw in the little butt wiggle right before? Silly me - I can lose track of these things sometimes... :)]


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Jilly Bean wrote:
Please don't tease a girl in need...Help me...save me ;)

They look at each other and smile, Amby goes all 'Tigress' again and...

POUNCE!! ;D

[Edit:Did I forget to throw in the little butt wiggle right before? Silly me - I can lose track of these things sometimes... :)]

Be careful with your tongue, Dev. Feline tongues are a lot rougher than human ones, and her skin is so sensitive... unless she likes it rougher? ;)


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Jilly Bean wrote:
Please don't tease a girl in need...Help me...save me ;)

They look at each other and smile, Amby goes all 'Tigress' again and...

POUNCE!! ;D

[Edit:Did I forget to throw in the little butt wiggle right before? Silly me - I can lose track of these things sometimes... :)]

Musn't forget the butt wiggle!

Here Kitty... Nice Kitty? ;)


Jilly Bean wrote:

Musn't forget the butt wiggle!

Here Kitty... Nice Kitty? ;)

Your butt wiggle is pretty hypnotic, JB. ;)

Dev, do you want to be 'Bad Kitty' or 'Naughty Kitty?' (there is no 'Good' option.)


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Jilly Bean wrote:
Please don't tease a girl in need...Help me...save me ;)

They look at each other and smile, Amby goes all 'Tigress' again and...

POUNCE!! ;D

[Edit:Did I forget to throw in the little butt wiggle right before? Silly me - I can lose track of these things sometimes... :)]

Be careful with your tongue, Dev. Feline tongues are a lot rougher than human ones, and her skin is so sensitive... unless she likes it rougher? ;)

"That's why I decided not to change - who says you can't have it rough and soft at the same time, neh?" I really am terrible... :P

"Besides, I take up a lot more room in that form, and we're pretty tight on space at the moment..."


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Jilly Bean wrote:

Musn't forget the butt wiggle!

Here Kitty... Nice Kitty? ;)

Your butt wiggle is pretty hypnotic, JB. ;)

Dev, do you want to be 'Bad Kitty' or 'Naughty Kitty?' (there is no 'Good' option.)

HA! Funny thing is I work at a store called Badd Kitty! I so want to mail you a shirt now! Ok, while JB is ?safe and sound? n your hands I am going to take this oppurtunity to work on my math and get a nap while the kids do. We can assume JB is a willing participant in anything...almost anything...you have in mind. ;)

EDIT Top Of the page here as well! I am on a roll! ;)


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Jilly Bean wrote:
Please don't tease a girl in need...Help me...save me ;)

They look at each other and smile, Amby goes all 'Tigress' again and...

POUNCE!! ;D

[Edit:Did I forget to throw in the little butt wiggle right before? Silly me - I can lose track of these things sometimes... :)]

Be careful with your tongue, Dev. Feline tongues are a lot rougher than human ones, and her skin is so sensitive... unless she likes it rougher? ;)
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Dev, do you want to be 'Bad Kitty' or 'Naughty Kitty?' (there is no 'Good' option.)

"Well, I thought it might be best if I didn't change just yet - who says you can't have it rough and soft at the same time, neh?" I really am terrible... :P

"Besides, I'm quite a bit bigger in that form, and we're pretty tight on space at the moment..."

The Exchange

Hey Ambrosia, what do you say to a little sparring match, your claws against mine?

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