
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales |

Hi Devlyn. I, uh, wanted to do something special for JH to celebrate his promotion, so we went with jello wrestling....and the girls copped a few feels too many and I sort of lost my temper. Heh. Sorry about the mess.
"Not worried about the mess. The beams coming down from the sky, however, did catch my attention. Anywhoo, as long as you're not going to start tearing us all apart, all's well," he says with a grin.
LJ was in a 'mood' for a bit of fun. She's like a bull when she sees red.
Too bad your 'honey' missed out. Coulda got real interesting. Look, it still might.
Shakes his head.
"The future is vast and infinite - it might still indeed." :)
Jack Hammer |

Jack Hammer wrote:Thanks. Not that I mind doing nice things for you, but washing jello out of feathers is not the easiest.lynora-Jill wrote:Jack Hammer wrote:
Hit the showers, ladies! Need any help?
Well, if you're offering...
*mischievous grin*
*RAWR*
Jumps up to 'help' Nicely, since it's an outdoor shower. For now...
Despite the semi-cold water in the shower, steam rises off of Jack Hammer as he helps.

Smurf-Drone 8 of PaizoMatrix 0 |

lynora-Jill wrote:Hi Devlyn. I, uh, wanted to do something special for JH to celebrate his promotion, so we went with jello wrestling....and the girls copped a few feels too many and I sort of lost my temper. Heh. Sorry about the mess."Not worried about the mess. The beams coming down from the sky, however, did catch my attention. Anywhoo, as long as you're not going to start tearing us all apart, all's well," he says with a grin.

lynora-Jill |

lynora-Jill wrote:Despite the semi-cold water in the shower, steam rises off of Jack Hammer as he helps.Jack Hammer wrote:Thanks. Not that I mind doing nice things for you, but washing jello out of feathers is not the easiest.lynora-Jill wrote:Jack Hammer wrote:
Hit the showers, ladies! Need any help?
Well, if you're offering...
*mischievous grin*
*RAWR*
Jumps up to 'help' Nicely, since it's an outdoor shower. For now...
Ooh, a steam shower. You spoil me. ;)

Jack Hammer |

Jack Hammer wrote:Ooh, a steam shower. You spoil me. ;)lynora-Jill wrote:Despite the semi-cold water in the shower, steam rises off of Jack Hammer as he helps.Jack Hammer wrote:Thanks. Not that I mind doing nice things for you, but washing jello out of feathers is not the easiest.lynora-Jill wrote:Jack Hammer wrote:
Hit the showers, ladies! Need any help?
Well, if you're offering...
*mischievous grin*
*RAWR*
Jumps up to 'help' Nicely, since it's an outdoor shower. For now...
How the heck do you get all this jello out of these wings? This could be a very long shower...*wink*

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales |

El-Lina Solareil wrote:PoD and El-lina help each other get cleaned up.
How come we can't create as much steam as those two?
Oh, shut up.
That skinny little thing is tougher than she looks. Maybe she's a cyborg with a skin overlay?
His ears perk up at that comment. He looks at his arm.
"Well if that's true...hmmm:"
"Flesh instead of metal, heal wounds almost as fast as they occur, bones that don't break easily, can change into a weretiger's forms. Guess that makes me a Beast Wars era Transformer. Groovy..." ;D

lynora-Jill |

El-Lina Solareil wrote:PoD and El-lina help each other get cleaned up.
How come we can't create as much steam as those two?
Oh, shut up.
That skinny little thing is tougher than she looks. Maybe she's a cyborg with a skin overlay?
So now I'm a cylon? Well, a cylon with wings. :)

Smurf-Drone 8 of PaizoMatrix 0 |

Priestess of Discord wrote:So now I'm a cylon? Well, a cylon with wings. :)El-Lina Solareil wrote:PoD and El-lina help each other get cleaned up.
How come we can't create as much steam as those two?
Oh, shut up.
That skinny little thing is tougher than she looks. Maybe she's a cyborg with a skin overlay?

Jack Hammer |

Priestess of Discord wrote:So now I'm a cylon? Well, a cylon with wings. :)El-Lina Solareil wrote:PoD and El-lina help each other get cleaned up.
How come we can't create as much steam as those two?
Oh, shut up.
That skinny little thing is tougher than she looks. Maybe she's a cyborg with a skin overlay?
Or a Terminator. Especially after the b.utt-whooping you laid on PoD and El-lina.
Wow. Filters out b.u.t.t

General J. Debauchery |

lynora-Jill wrote:** spoiler omitted **Priestess of Discord wrote:So now I'm a cylon? Well, a cylon with wings. :)El-Lina Solareil wrote:PoD and El-lina help each other get cleaned up.
How come we can't create as much steam as those two?
Oh, shut up.
That skinny little thing is tougher than she looks. Maybe she's a cyborg with a skin overlay?
Anyone hear some borg heavy breathing?

Smurf-Drone 8 of PaizoMatrix 0 |

Smvrf-Drone 8 of PaizoMatrix 0 wrote:Anyone hear some borg heavy breathing?lynora-Jill wrote:** spoiler omitted **Priestess of Discord wrote:So now I'm a cylon? Well, a cylon with wings. :)El-Lina Solareil wrote:PoD and El-lina help each other get cleaned up.
How come we can't create as much steam as those two?
Oh, shut up.
That skinny little thing is tougher than she looks. Maybe she's a cyborg with a skin overlay?

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales |

** spoiler omitted **
That little blue drone damages my calm sometimes... ;P
Devlyn gathers up whatever is left of PoD's and El-Lina's suits (if anything), zaps them with a wand of cleansing, then deposits them near the shower they're using. Then, having a bit of inpiration, he points the wand at a patch of jello splattered on a chair and tries to clean it, and it does so.
"Shiny," he says with a smile as he gets the rest of the 'battle pool' looking pristine for the next fight. :)

Jack Hammer |

There, I think that's all the jello. Thanks again. I'll just get dressed now.
*sees charred remains of latest bikini*
Darn it! Why does that keep happening?

lynora-Jill |

lynora-Jill wrote:** spoiler omitted **There, I think that's all the jello. Thanks again. I'll just get dressed now.
*sees charred remains of latest bikini*
Darn it! Why does that keep happening?
*tantalizing grin*
Guess I'll just head on back to the limo to get a new bikini now.

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales |

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:Devlyn gathers up whatever is left of PoD's and El-Lina's suits (if anything),There should not have been anything to find ...
Which is why I covered myself by saying "(if anything)" :)
It just means I had a much less legitimate excuse to go over to that shower (whistles innocently)...

Jack Hammer |

Jack Hammer wrote:lynora-Jill wrote:** spoiler omitted **There, I think that's all the jello. Thanks again. I'll just get dressed now.
*sees charred remains of latest bikini*
Darn it! Why does that keep happening?
*tantalizing grin*
** spoiler omitted **
Guess I'll just head on back to the limo to get a new bikini now.
Maybe I'll head to the limo too...for a nap or something. *hungry grin*

Dragonborn Jack |

"Well if that's true...hmmm:"
"Flesh instead of metal, heal wounds almost as fast as they occur, bones that don't break easily, can change into a weretiger's forms. Guess that makes me a Beast Wars era Transformer. Groovy..." ;D
You just keep getting cooler!
Now, where was that mood when we were attacking the Slaadi? Must have been the red jello, looking like blood. Shoulda gone with lime or grape. You get those Jills' blood boiling and 'Wow!'...
She's a Maenad!

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales |

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:"Well if that's true...hmmm:"
"Flesh instead of metal, heal wounds almost as fast as they occur, bones that don't break easily, can change into a weretiger's forms. Guess that makes me a Beast Wars era Transformer. Groovy..." ;DYou just keep getting cooloer!
Hey, at least somebody noticed... :P

lynora-Jill |

There you are, she said, cuddling the little hydra hatchling.
*sigh*
I'm not sure what to think Spike. I know the Jacks love war. I've gotten a bit more violent myself just being around them, she said blushing as she remembered punching out PoD last night. And I'm not sure that I like that about myself.
And now I'm trying to talk about morals with my crazy homicidal pet.
Maybe I should go visit the celestial thread for awhile. Surely someone there has to have a moral compass I can borrow.

Smurf-Drone 8 of PaizoMatrix 0 |

LJ heads out of the limo, wearing yet another replacement bikini and a frown and starts looking for Spike.
Spike?
Here, Spike.
Where'd you go?
From space ...
Gazing down, small blue drone locks the transporter on lynora-Jill's bikini ...
... but realizes that the humor of this joke has played out.

Jack Hammer |

Taking the planning into development, JH works for hours modifying the 1st bus limo.
He steps back. Pressing a button on his remote a panel opens along the side and a full lighted bar extends from the luggage compartment. He smiles.
Pressing a second button a laser light show begins,
filling the area in front of the bar with colored lights. A dance floor extends as well. He smiles.
He presses a third button, activating the security mode. The wattage of the lasers increases, crackling with energy. His smile broadens.
"The 3 Ds; Drinking, Dancing, and if needed a bit of Destruction. Ahhhh!"
Checks out the automated bar/kitchen features and that food-replicator thingy he won off that Borg dude in a poker game.

Slip and Slaad |

*Pulls out dinosaur-like dragon in mithral breastplate by leash*
Okay, let's see how Spike does getting through armor. Should be interesting to see him getting past the natural defenses I gave you. Natural displacement alone well be enough to get him some trouble. And your natural speed makes you as fast as a monk under the effects of a haste spell. Still, after seeing it tear that dire shark to pieces, I'm glad you're not the original.

Slip and Slaad |

It is only a half-black dragon megaraptor in +1 mithral breastplate, definitly withing Spike's range. Minus the wings, the breath weapon, plus natural displacement and the speed that would make a 20th level monk cry for mommy.
It seems it doesn't mind. Though it may when it realizes two of it's breath weapons are useless against my Junranshi. It will be interesting to see how it handles faster than it.
*Points at Spike as he lets Junranshi off leash*
Put on a show Junranshi!!

Spike the Hydra |

The acidic breathe weapons simple slide off it's skin, while the fire chilling and lightning breathes hit it dead center. It staggers back, then blurs as it runs around Spike in an ever tightening circle...
Meep!
Spike tries to lash out at the creature with his teeth and claws.

Db3's Narrator |

Meep!
Spike tries to lash out at the creature with his teeth and claws.
Try as he may, Spike just can't get a hold of this elusive creature... but he get's lucky, and catches one of it's legs with a swipe from his tail. It falls into the deep end of the pool, scaring a few dryads, but not harming anyone.
This is not the thread for serious RP, so you can just kill it if you want. Testing Spike with bigger and badder creatures is still gonna happen, because his limits need to be found if he is ever going to be a good guard-hydra.

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Devlyn walks back down the road and onto the rolling party's site. He notes the new modifications to the bus with an approving nod, as he goes over to the bar and proceeds to start mixing Dark & Stormy shots with some absinthe...
{pops in puff of a noxious weedy smoke} DretchEx delivery.
{goes over the Devlyn, looks at him with slightly unfocused, completely bloodshot eyes} You look like the right dude... here- {hands him a note smelling strongly of "pipeweed" from contact with the dretch}
Devlyn,
Sorry, I feel asleep in a bowl of peanuts at Celestial's place or I would have told you there. Ambi is awake now at the Slaadi demiplane, just a little bit east at the secluded nymph pool.
If you see her, try to speak softly, she has a doozy of a headache.
Best wishes,
Eekster

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales |

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:Devlyn walks back down the road and onto the rolling party's site. He notes the new modifications to the bus with an approving nod, as he goes over to the bar and proceeds to start mixing Dark & Stormy shots with some absinthe...{pops in puff of a noxious weedy smoke} DretchEx delivery.
{goes over the Devlyn, looks at him with slightly unfocused, completely bloodshot eyes} You look like the right dude... here- {hands him a note smelling strongly of "pipeweed" from contact with the dretch}
Devlyn,
Sorry, I feel asleep in a bowl of peanuts at Celestial's place or I would have told you there. Ambi is awake now at the Slaadi demiplane, just a little bit east at the secluded nymph pool.
If you see her, try to speak softly, she has a doozy of a headache.
Best wishes,
Eekster
"Huh? Oh, thanks dude."
Reels back for a moment at the overpowering (to his senses anyway) stench, then grabs a wand from the bar and slaps the note with prestidigitation to get rid of the smell.Reads note, looks thoughtful for a moment, then gathers up some coffee, aspirin, and a few other sundries and stuffs them in his haversack. Downing the shot on the bar, he throws the delivery guy some coins for his trouble and heads back out.
"Man - I'm really racking up the frequent porter miles today," he chuckles to himself as he heads down the road and off-thread.

Jack Hammer |

Wow. I like the new bus.
I got those guys from Pimp My Tour Bus in here and they added a whole lot of features, along with the new rims, the spoiler, and the kick a.ss paint job. I added a few of my own for good measure.
We'll roll in style now. And be able to survive a nuclear war.