The Thread Celestial

[Celestial Healer]

Celestial Follower wrote:

¡HURRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

Oh, hey, are they finally going to resolve that storyline where Donna is actually sleeping with The Black Goat of the Wood's good identical twin?

Oh, that's my favorite episode!

She's trying to hide those tentacles, but you know they are going to pop out sometime!

[lucky7]

And then it's calamari time!

[Celestial Thaumoctopus]

MissingNo wrote:

*TV begins radiating colour out of space*

{mixes up a pitcher of colortinis, sits back, relaxes, and watches the pictures as they fly through the air}

Celestial Healer wrote:

Will this letter work?

*holds up symbol of pain*

This would be an interesting take on Wheel of Fortune. :)

[MissingNo]

Celestial Thaumoctopus wrote:

MissingNo wrote:

*TV begins radiating colour out of space*

{mixes up a pitcher of colortinis, sits back, relaxes, and watches the pictures as they fly through the air}

*suddenly the entire screen turns octarine*

[Celestial Healer]

Woah. It's like High Def!

[lucky7]

No.

[Celestial Follower]

It's really more like Mos Def.

[Celestial Thaumoctopus]

I think my face is melting. But not in a bad way.

[Celestial Healer]

These colors smell funny.

[Jeff-Zilla]

I AM A GREEN GIANT LIZARD AND THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!

[lucky7]

*Dons a gas guy costume* Sorry, Jeff, but FAWTL is over THERE. Three pages, as the crow flies.

[BluePigeon]

Kah!

[Celestial Follower]

I made turducken in celebration of the new cable!

[MissingNo]

*peers out of the duck's mouth*

[Celestial Healer]

Celestial Follower wrote:

I made turducken in celebration of the new cable!

Did you use actual turds?

[Celestial Follower]

Well, yeah, of course! What do you take me for?

[The_Paladin_of_Nevada]

Hygienic?

[lucky7]

A good cook?

[Celestial Follower]

I was hoping the answer would have been "a ride in my beautiful automobile."

[lucky7]

Hopes are nothing. Dreams are nothing. Friendship is MAGIC!!!

[The_Paladin_of_Nevada]

Celestial Follower wrote:

I was hoping the answer would have been "a ride in my beautiful automobile."

No automobiles, but I have a favorite horse. ...And you know what they say about paladins and their horses...

[Celestial Thaumoctopus]

Don't feed Rusty the horse a huge can of Beef-A-Reeno?

[Rusty the Rust Monster]

Eat can?

[Porcelain Throne]

Celestial Thaumoctopus wrote:

Don't feed Rusty the horse a huge can of Beef-A-Reeno?

*gurgle*

[lucky7]

What am I doing here?

[Shanky the Dretchachaun]

Welcome to Hell, bub. mwahahaf$&+ingha!

[Rusty the Poodle]

Rusty the Rust Monster wrote:

Eat can?

<3

[The_Paladin_of_Nevada]

lucky7 wrote:

What am I doing here?

You're going to use the Porcelain Throne after My horse and I use it or course. Well,noit together...., you know what I mean...

[Porcelain Throne]

*overflows*

[Almighty Janitor]

*kicks down the door*

A'ight. Whodunnit this time? *brandishes mop at the gathered crowd, glaring through his beard*

[lucky7]

*checks* The english muffin from the cable box...

[The_Paladin_of_Nevada]

Leaps out the window while the horse sneaks out the back door

[Celestial Follower]

Darn it! You didn't open the window, and now I've got to clean it up!

<Looks over at Shanky>

How would you like to be a celestial minion?

[Shanky the Dretchachaun]

F!*# off.

[lucky7]

Now Shanky...

[Almighty Janitor]

*whacks CF with his mop then shoves it in his hands* Git workin' shorty. We gotta git this place SPOTLESS by tommorrah.

*selects a broom from his cart and starts on the glass*

[Celestial Healer]

*spills his turnip soup*

Oops. Can you get that, too?

[Celestial Thaumoctopus]

{watches turnip soup dissolve a hole in the floor} Mamma mia, that's a spicy meatball!

[Celestial Follower]

The sulfuric acid gives it that extra kick!

[Almighty Janitor]

Lazy bum! Ain't you s'posed t' be WORKIN'?!

*whacks CF again and pushes him towards the hole* Git that patched!

[Celestial Follower]

<Casts make whole>

Done!

[Almighty Janitor]

Good. Now do the rest.

[Celestial Follower]

Will do!

<Finds celestial hammock and rests in it>

[lucky7]

<overturns Celestial hammock>

[Celestial Thaumoctopus]

{uses wand of the spell binder to change "celestial hammock" into "celestial ham hock"} Quick, throw it into the turnip soup!

[Mililani Deccubus]

Such love in this thread.

[Celestial Follower]

from the floor

You should expect nothing else from the Celestial realms.

[Celestial Healer]

I thought he said it was a Celestial Haddock. How am I supposed to eat a hammock?

[lucky7]

Cast Enlarge Person and take Feral Mutagen.

[Celestial Thaumoctopus]

I've been frightened of the Ferrell Mutagen ever since I saw it used in Old School.