Do I get all of Lynora-Jill's money and properties?
Everyone's after LJ's considerable assets all the time. ;)
We Jacks and Jills keep most of our assets liquid.
We'll put them in the Community Chest. Muahaha, I'll finally get something from it...
We'll put them in the Community Chest. Muahaha, I'll finally get something from it...
*Rolls*
Community Chest! Yee-ha!
We'll put them in the Community Chest. Muahaha, I'll finally get something from it...*Rolls*
Community Chest! Yee-ha!
Arg! Oh well...
*Lands on Community Chest*I hate this game.
*Rolls*
Community Chest! Yee-ha!
Arg! Oh well...
*Lands on Community Chest*
I hate this game.
{watching game} Hmmm, I once met a half-nymph alu-fiend in Sigil that said her name was "Community."
Chicken Rolls with brown sauce begin raining down from the heavens. They smell like a mix of dead peasant and jalapenos. The aroma fills the thread.
*Rolls*
Community Chest! Yee-ha!
Arg! Oh well...
*Lands on Community Chest*
I hate this game.
{watching game} Hmmm, I once met a half-nymph alu-fiend in Sigil that said her name was "Community."
Chicken Rolls with brown sauce begin raining down from the heavens. They smell like a mix of dead peasant and jalapenos. The aroma fills the thread.
{sniffs, then stiffles a gag} Even my human nose can tell that isn't edible, even if it started out as food.
"Dying is easy, comedy is hard."
Wow, he was cute. Gimme a second... {yells telepathically at her sister} Ok, she's awake now and not too happy with me.
Edit: Augh, he's gone. {scribbles note, sends it by courier}
*throws chicken rolls in the garbage*
Thanks, Salty Jack. We'll be sure to return the favor.
Mmmmm....spahgetti.
Or, how about a delicious Hungry Jack® inspired meal? Hungry Jack® is your friend at the dinner table!
But what about later when you start running to meet the porcelain deity?
I was thinking we should hold a spaghetti dinner to raise money for our cult. What do all of you think?
How about a bake sale?
Maybe Angel Food Cake could come!
As a guest, a judge, or one of the baked goods?
Personally, I'd really prefer a Devil's Food Cake.
Maybe Angel Food Cake could come!As a guest, a judge, or one of the baked goods?
Personally, I'd really prefer a Devil's Food Cake.
Nah, we smited all tho--wait, Angel what?
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Nah, we smited all tho--wait, Angel what?Maybe Angel Food Cake could come!As a guest, a judge, or one of the baked goods?
Personally, I'd really prefer a Devil's Food Cake.
Angel Food Cake. He's been on this thread once already.
Angel Food Cake. He's been on this thread once already.Nah, we smited all tho--wait, Angel what?Maybe Angel Food Cake could come!As a guest, a judge, or one of the baked goods?
Personally, I'd really prefer a Devil's Food Cake.
Well, I don't think it's moral to eat him.
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Well, I don't think it's moral to eat him.Angel Food Cake. He's been on this thread once already.Nah, we smited all tho--wait, Angel what?Maybe Angel Food Cake could come!As a guest, a judge, or one of the baked goods?
Personally, I'd really prefer a Devil's Food Cake.
I agree. Maybe he could be the judge of the baked sale?
*wanders into the thread*
Hi everybody! I was hoping I could get some of you to sign my petition to save endangered animals. And by endangered I mean all of them. The petition would also make it illegal to throw me out of a public park simply because I haven't showered in 11 months. I just threw that one in there.
Any takers? How about you, wolf-buddy?
Sign It! He wants to save me too!
*catches a whiff of the hippeh and skips on the humping*
yew aint real.
That's mean!
*gives Heathy a big hug so that he knows the hippeh is real*
Can't we all just get along?
*humps Celestial Healer*
ah disbilived yew. down mak me shewchew.
*puts a flower in the barrel of Heathy's gun*
You talk funny.
Must... stay... lawful... good... must... not... kill... poodle...Can't we all just get along?
*humps Celestial Healer*
Yay! *pulls out Yap Phone, and calls the other poodles* We got us a live one! *humps CH's leg harder*
Must... stay... lawful... good... must... not... kill... poodle...Can't we all just get along?
*humps Celestial Healer*
It would be in self-defense. He is assualting you and you have a right as a Lawful being to defend yourself.
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It would be in self-defense. He is assualting you and you have a right as a Lawful being to defend yourself.Must... stay... lawful... good... must... not... kill... poodle...Can't we all just get along?
*humps Celestial Healer*
That's all I needed to hear!
*kicks poodle and banishes him back to the poodle thread*
It would be in self-defense. He is assualting you and you have a right as a Lawful being to defend yourself.Must... stay... lawful... good... must... not... kill... poodle...Can't we all just get along?
*humps Celestial Healer*
Humping isn't harmful. Humping is pleasurable. *gives CH 'come hither eyes' and keeps humping*
EDIT: Yipe!
thaint real neither.
I like you. I'm going to follow you around everywhere.
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It would be in self-defense. He is assualting you and you have a right as a Lawful being to defend yourself.Must... stay... lawful... good... must... not... kill... poodle...Can't we all just get along?
*humps Celestial Healer*
Humping isn't harmful. Humping is pleasurable. *gives CH 'come hither eyes' and keeps humping*
EDIT: Yipe!
Get back to your thread! It just so happens I prepared Slay Living today... All I need is a good touch attack. Oh what's that? You're wrapped around my leg? That should be easy then.
Get back to your thread! It just so happens I prepared Slay Living today... All I need is a good touch attack. Oh what's that? You're wrapped around my leg? That should be easy then.It would be in self-defense. He is assualting you and you have a right as a Lawful being to defend yourself.Must... stay... lawful... good... must... not... kill... poodle...Can't we all just get along?
*humps Celestial Healer*
Humping isn't harmful. Humping is pleasurable. *gives CH 'come hither eyes' and keeps humping*
EDIT: Yipe!
Poodles have the best touch attack on the Threads