
lynora |

lynora wrote:Moorluck wrote:lol. Did I tell you about the handcuffs or did my husband? :)taig wrote:and the Handcuffs. *runs*Moorluck wrote:We almost need to change the title from FaWTL to The Soft Core Thread. ;PLynora's got the whip.If I say he did you gonna get mad and come down here to us? ;)
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lol. No, I was just curious. I couldn't remember. :)

lynora |

taig wrote:For some reason I read that as sounding like George Takei. :/lynora wrote:Oh my...Moorluck wrote:lol. Did I tell you about the handcuffs or did my husband? :)taig wrote:and the Handcuffs. *runs*Moorluck wrote:We almost need to change the title from FaWTL to The Soft Core Thread. ;PLynora's got the whip.
lol. That makes it so much funnier. :)

taig RPG Superstar 2012 |

taig wrote:For some reason I read that as sounding like George Takei. :/lynora wrote:Oh my...Moorluck wrote:lol. Did I tell you about the handcuffs or did my husband? :)taig wrote:and the Handcuffs. *runs*Moorluck wrote:We almost need to change the title from FaWTL to The Soft Core Thread. ;PLynora's got the whip.
Y'know he might enjoy a whip or handcuffs...
<Waits for the thread to get deleted...>

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flash_cxxi wrote:Ah. Well, that's just too bad then....for you ;)lynora wrote:You wanting to help me out with that? ;)I must, for the sake of my continued existence publicly say that the thought has never even once crossed my mind...
Let me draw your attention once more to the careful phrasing of my statement so as to allay any confusion as to what may (or may not) go on inside my head... ;)

lynora |

lynora wrote:Let me draw your attention once more to the careful phrasing of my statement so as to allay any confusion as to what may (or may not) go on inside my head... ;)flash_cxxi wrote:Ah. Well, that's just too bad then....for you ;)lynora wrote:You wanting to help me out with that? ;)I must, for the sake of my continued existence publicly say that the thought has never even once crossed my mind...
lol. Oh. I see. ;)

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Moorluck wrote:lol. That makes it so much funnier. :)taig wrote:For some reason I read that as sounding like George Takei. :/lynora wrote:Oh my...Moorluck wrote:lol. Did I tell you about the handcuffs or did my husband? :)taig wrote:and the Handcuffs. *runs*Moorluck wrote:We almost need to change the title from FaWTL to The Soft Core Thread. ;PLynora's got the whip.
You really should hear my Takei impression, and my Connery, and Stalone, and The Rock.

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lynora wrote:Let me draw your attention once more to the careful phrasing of my statement so as to allay any confusion as to what may (or may not) go on inside my head... ;)flash_cxxi wrote:Ah. Well, that's just too bad then....for you ;)lynora wrote:You wanting to help me out with that? ;)I must, for the sake of my continued existence publicly say that the thought has never even once crossed my mind...
Ok... you already got one girlfriend... you remember my wife... what ya need with another? ;)

Solnes |

Moorluck wrote:lynora wrote:Moorluck wrote:Interesting spelling error. Got something on your mind? ;)lynora wrote:Gives a whole new meaning to letting the lunatics run the asylum, don't tit? ;)Moorluck wrote:lynora wrote:Oh well.... when in Rome. ;)Moorluck wrote:I can't believe I'm one of only two responsible people tonight. ;)Neither can anybody else. ;)In this case I think it's more, when in the asylum... ;)
And you fit right in...:)
Uhm.... I have no idea what you're talking about.... 8/
** spoiler omitted **Down boy...
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Not by him they don't! ;)

Solnes |

flash_cxxi wrote:taig wrote:And you don't even want to know what Solnes has... 8OMoorluck wrote:We almost need to change the title from FaWTL to The Soft Core Thread. ;PLynora's got the whip.I imagine she has quite the collection of things to choose from.
Do you often imagine me and my collection? ;)

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flash_cxxi wrote:Ah. Well, that's just too bad then....for you ;)lynora wrote:You wanting to help me out with that? ;)I must, for the sake of my continued existence publicly say that the thought has never even once crossed my mind...
Well if he don't wanna, then I can help ya out. did I ever tell you that in addition to being an artist, I used to be in construction.... in case you wanted to know if I was good with my hands or not. ;)

Solnes |

lynora wrote:Well if he don't wanna, then I can help ya out. did I ever tell you that in addition to being an artist, I used to be in construction.... in case you wanted to know if I was good with my hands or not. ;)flash_cxxi wrote:Ah. Well, that's just too bad then....for you ;)lynora wrote:You wanting to help me out with that? ;)I must, for the sake of my continued existence publicly say that the thought has never even once crossed my mind...
Gonna...break...those...talented....hands. :)

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taig wrote:Do you often imagine me and my collection? ;)flash_cxxi wrote:taig wrote:And you don't even want to know what Solnes has... 8OMoorluck wrote:We almost need to change the title from FaWTL to The Soft Core Thread. ;PLynora's got the whip.I imagine she has quite the collection of things to choose from.
I'm going to plead the Fifth.

Solnes |

Solnes wrote:taig wrote:Do you often imagine me and my collection? ;)flash_cxxi wrote:taig wrote:And you don't even want to know what Solnes has... 8OMoorluck wrote:We almost need to change the title from FaWTL to The Soft Core Thread. ;PLynora's got the whip.I imagine she has quite the collection of things to choose from.
I'm going to plead the Fifth.
*giggle*
Well you did walk into that one. ;)
lynora |

lynora wrote:Well if he don't wanna, then I can help ya out. did I ever tell you that in addition to being an artist, I used to be in construction.... in case you wanted to know if I was good with my hands or not. ;)flash_cxxi wrote:Ah. Well, that's just too bad then....for you ;)lynora wrote:You wanting to help me out with that? ;)I must, for the sake of my continued existence publicly say that the thought has never even once crossed my mind...
Hmmm....so tempting...but Solnes says no. ;)

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flash_cxxi wrote:Ok... you already got one girlfriend... you remember my wife... what ya need with another? ;)lynora wrote:Let me draw your attention once more to the careful phrasing of my statement so as to allay any confusion as to what may (or may not) go on inside my head... ;)flash_cxxi wrote:Ah. Well, that's just too bad then....for you ;)lynora wrote:You wanting to help me out with that? ;)I must, for the sake of my continued existence publicly say that the thought has never even once crossed my mind...
Ahhh... but I did not say that I needed another... simply that certain things may (or may not) go on inside my head that may (or may not) cause things to happen...
One Wife and One Girlfriend is more than enough thank you... I don't know that my brain could handle any more... ;)
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Moorluck wrote:Gonna...break...those...talented....hands. :)lynora wrote:Well if he don't wanna, then I can help ya out. did I ever tell you that in addition to being an artist, I used to be in construction.... in case you wanted to know if I was good with my hands or not. ;)flash_cxxi wrote:Ah. Well, that's just too bad then....for you ;)lynora wrote:You wanting to help me out with that? ;)I must, for the sake of my continued existence publicly say that the thought has never even once crossed my mind...
No you won't, and do you know why not? Because I am the only man to ever make you

Solnes |

Moorluck wrote:Hmmm....so tempting...but Solnes says no. ;)lynora wrote:Well if he don't wanna, then I can help ya out. did I ever tell you that in addition to being an artist, I used to be in construction.... in case you wanted to know if I was good with my hands or not. ;)flash_cxxi wrote:Ah. Well, that's just too bad then....for you ;)lynora wrote:You wanting to help me out with that? ;)I must, for the sake of my continued existence publicly say that the thought has never even once crossed my mind...
I'm sorry hun, but Moorluck is grounded today. :)
Maybe he can come out and play with you tomorrow.
Solnes |

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Moorluck wrote:Does anyone think that 20 peices of bacon on one everything bagel is too much?By the Principle of Never Enough Bacon, I declare, NO.Is that a law or a theory? Because I want to know how important it is. :)
I'm trying to figure out if out of 3lbs of bacon there is any left for when I get home.

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taig wrote:Do you often imagine me and my collection? ;)flash_cxxi wrote:taig wrote:And you don't even want to know what Solnes has... 8OMoorluck wrote:We almost need to change the title from FaWTL to The Soft Core Thread. ;PLynora's got the whip.I imagine she has quite the collection of things to choose from.
OOO OOO OOO I do I do I do!!!
raises hand emphatically!!!
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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Moorluck wrote:Does anyone think that 20 peices of bacon on one everything bagel is too much?By the Principle of Never Enough Bacon, I declare, NO.Is that a law or a theory? Because I want to know how important it is. :)
It is a Theory and a Law... and I think it was a Commandment as well before it was edited out.

Solnes |

Solnes wrote:taig wrote:Do you often imagine me and my collection? ;)flash_cxxi wrote:taig wrote:And you don't even want to know what Solnes has... 8OMoorluck wrote:We almost need to change the title from FaWTL to The Soft Core Thread. ;PLynora's got the whip.I imagine she has quite the collection of things to choose from.
OOO OOO OOO I do I do I do!!!
raises hand emphatically!!!
*Giggle*

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taig wrote:I'm trying to figure out if out of 3lbs of bacon there is any left for when I get home.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Moorluck wrote:Does anyone think that 20 peices of bacon on one everything bagel is too much?By the Principle of Never Enough Bacon, I declare, NO.Is that a law or a theory? Because I want to know how important it is. :)
There are 8 slices left, and 1 slice of cheese too. Who luvs ya baby. ;)

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taig wrote:Its funny, Moorluck even has the kids saying he is my boyfriend from Oz!!flash_cxxi wrote:One Wife and One Girlfriend is more than enough thank you... I don't know that my brain could handle any more... ;)I'm impressed. I can only handle one woman in my life.
Awww! That's cute. Yet potentially confusing for your kids in the future. :)

Solnes |

Solnes wrote:taig wrote:Its funny, Moorluck even has the kids saying he is my boyfriend from Oz!!flash_cxxi wrote:One Wife and One Girlfriend is more than enough thank you... I don't know that my brain could handle any more... ;)I'm impressed. I can only handle one woman in my life.
Awww! That's cute. Yet potentially confusing for your kids in the future. :)
I know right! I can only imagine the look on my parents faces when they tell them that mommy has a boyfriend. ;)

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Moorluck wrote:Does anyone think that 20 peices of bacon on one everything bagel is too much?*raises hand*
First off, yuck. That is waaay too much grease. Secondly, your arteries agree with me. :/
But I bake it in the oven and drain the grease.... besides I had a Diet Pepsi with it so it balances out... right? :)

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Solnes wrote:taig wrote:Its funny, Moorluck even has the kids saying he is my boyfriend from Oz!!flash_cxxi wrote:One Wife and One Girlfriend is more than enough thank you... I don't know that my brain could handle any more... ;)I'm impressed. I can only handle one woman in my life.
Awww! That's cute. Yet potentially confusing for your kids in the future. :)
And potentially worrying if they ever do come to visit... I can just see it now:
Me: Hi everyone, this is Melodie, my wife.
Kellen/Arden: Wow , so you're my mum's Boyfriend.
*Melodie turns her head slowly to look at me*
Me: I... ummm... well... look at the time kids... time to be going now...

lynora |

lynora wrote:Moorluck wrote:Hmmm....so tempting...but Solnes says no. ;)lynora wrote:Well if he don't wanna, then I can help ya out. did I ever tell you that in addition to being an artist, I used to be in construction.... in case you wanted to know if I was good with my hands or not. ;)flash_cxxi wrote:Ah. Well, that's just too bad then....for you ;)lynora wrote:You wanting to help me out with that? ;)I must, for the sake of my continued existence publicly say that the thought has never even once crossed my mind...I'm sorry hun, but Moorluck is grounded today. :)
Maybe he can come out and play with you tomorrow.
lmao. Priceless. ;D

taig RPG Superstar 2012 |

taig wrote:Solnes wrote:taig wrote:Its funny, Moorluck even has the kids saying he is my boyfriend from Oz!!flash_cxxi wrote:One Wife and One Girlfriend is more than enough thank you... I don't know that my brain could handle any more... ;)I'm impressed. I can only handle one woman in my life.
Awww! That's cute. Yet potentially confusing for your kids in the future. :)
And potentially worrying if they ever do come to visit... I can just se it now:
Me: Hi everyone, this is Melodie, my wife.
Kellen/Arden: Wow , so you're my mum's Boyfriend.
*Melodie turns her head slowly to look at me*
Me: I... ummm... well... look at the time kids... time to be going now...
Promise me you'll videotape it!

The Spirit of FaWTL thread |

Gary, whatever you did, it's not working! :)
UHM, SORRY TO BE THE ONE TO BREAK THIS TO YOU, BUT... WELL YOU SEE, WHAT HAD BEEN HAPPININ' WAS HE HAD BEEN TRYIN' TO SHUT ME DOWN, AN' SO I HAD BEEN HAVIN TO... YOU KNOW BE DEFENDIN' MYSELF, AND HE HAD NOT BEEN TAKIN' THAT WELL, I GUESS WHAT I HAD BEEN SAYIN' WAS.... YOUR POST MONSTER.... I EATED HIM. ;)

lynora |

taig wrote:Solnes wrote:taig wrote:Its funny, Moorluck even has the kids saying he is my boyfriend from Oz!!flash_cxxi wrote:One Wife and One Girlfriend is more than enough thank you... I don't know that my brain could handle any more... ;)I'm impressed. I can only handle one woman in my life.
Awww! That's cute. Yet potentially confusing for your kids in the future. :)
And potentially worrying if they ever do come to visit... I can just se it now:
Me: Hi everyone, this is Melodie, my wife.
Kellen/Arden: Wow , so you're my mum's Boyfriend.
*Melodie turns her head slowly to look at me*
Me: I... ummm... well... look at the time kids... time to be going now...
80
Awkward! :)

Mairkurion {tm} |

taig wrote:It is a Theory and a Law... and I think it was a Commandment as well before it was edited out.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Moorluck wrote:Does anyone think that 20 peices of bacon on one everything bagel is too much?By the Principle of Never Enough Bacon, I declare, NO.Is that a law or a theory? Because I want to know how important it is. :)
As a principle, I would say it is both a law and a normative theory. It is only a commandment if someone in authority utters it. Shall I do so now?

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taig wrote:Solnes wrote:taig wrote:Its funny, Moorluck even has the kids saying he is my boyfriend from Oz!!flash_cxxi wrote:One Wife and One Girlfriend is more than enough thank you... I don't know that my brain could handle any more... ;)I'm impressed. I can only handle one woman in my life.
Awww! That's cute. Yet potentially confusing for your kids in the future. :)
And potentially worrying if they ever do come to visit... I can just se it now:
Me: Hi everyone, this is Melodie, my wife.
Kellen/Arden: Wow , so you're my mum's Boyfriend.
*Melodie turns her head slowly to look at me*
Me: I... ummm... well... look at the time kids... time to be going now...
NICE!! :D

Lord President Moorluck |

Moorluck wrote:As a principle, I would say it is both a law and a normative theory. It is only a commandment if someone in authority utters it. Shall I do so now?taig wrote:It is a Theory and a Law... and I think it was a Commandment as well before it was edited out.Mairkurion {tm} wrote:Moorluck wrote:Does anyone think that 20 peices of bacon on one everything bagel is too much?By the Principle of Never Enough Bacon, I declare, NO.Is that a law or a theory? Because I want to know how important it is. :)
Under my authority you may do so at your leisure.