Soo Moorluck, what type of relationship have you had with a "Ghost"?Man don't get me started *shudder*
~wicked smile~ So was be back in a "flash"?
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Just two more hours untill Solnes gets home.... you did send her home on time right Flash?Damn was I supposed to send her home? ummm... looks under the desk and whispers uh... yeah sure Moorluck she'll be home soon :)
Oh, so she's gonna be late? Cool, I still got an hour left on my tab with the hooker so....
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Oh, so she's gonna be late? Cool, I still got an hour left on my tab with the hooker so....Just two more hours untill Solnes gets home.... you did send her home on time right Flash?Damn was I supposed to send her home? ummm... looks under the desk and whispers uh... yeah sure Moorluck she'll be home soon :)
So... Win/Win for both of us then?
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So... Win/Win for both of us then?Oh, so she's gonna be late? Cool, I still got an hour left on my tab with the hooker so....Just two more hours untill Solnes gets home.... you did send her home on time right Flash?Damn was I supposed to send her home? ummm... looks under the desk and whispers uh... yeah sure Moorluck she'll be home soon :)
Just don't let her get tired.... she grinds her teeth in her sleep. 8O
Just don't let her get tired.... she grinds her teeth in her sleep. 8OSo... Win/Win for both of us then?Oh, so she's gonna be late? Cool, I still got an hour left on my tab with the hooker so....Just two more hours untill Solnes gets home.... you did send her home on time right Flash?Damn was I supposed to send her home? ummm... looks under the desk and whispers uh... yeah sure Moorluck she'll be home soon :)
~shakes my heas sadly and proceeds to start Moorluck's eulegy~ And Moorluck said the wrong joke at the wrong time...
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Just don't let her get tired.... she grinds her teeth in her sleep. 8OSo... Win/Win for both of us then?Oh, so she's gonna be late? Cool, I still got an hour left on my tab with the hooker so....Just two more hours untill Solnes gets home.... you did send her home on time right Flash?Damn was I supposed to send her home? ummm... looks under the desk and whispers uh... yeah sure Moorluck she'll be home soon :)
It's OK... her mouth muscles will be too tired to grind! ;)
looks back under the desk
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It's OK... her mouth muscles will be too tired to grind! ;)Just don't let her get tired.... she grinds her teeth in her sleep. 8OSo... Win/Win for both of us then?Oh, so she's gonna be late? Cool, I still got an hour left on my tab with the hooker so....Just two more hours untill Solnes gets home.... you did send her home on time right Flash?Damn was I supposed to send her home? ummm... looks under the desk and whispers uh... yeah sure Moorluck she'll be home soon :)
Oh hell, is she yelling at you too?! I'm sorry.
Route 22
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.
He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies-two in the front seat and three in the back-wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
"Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."
"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly...Twenty- two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly.
The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit.
A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time," the officer asks.
"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119."
Fuel for Thought
A Marine colonel on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's even moving."
He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks, "Excuse me, Officer, what's the hold up?"
The Officer replies, "The President is just so depressed about the economy that he stopped his motorcade in the middle of the Beltway and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire.
He says his party hates him and he doesn't have the $33.5 trillion the US owes other countries. I'm walking round taking up a collection for him".
"Oh really? How much have you collected so far?"
"So far only about three hundred gallons but I've got a lot of folks still siphoning."
Frozen Parrot
A woman brings a Parrot home from the pet store and names it Fred. One afternoon the bird begins to talk and says, one obscenity after another.
The lady is shocked and calmly tells the bird that it is not nice to swear. She further warns that if he persist she will have to take more drastic action. Several days go by and the bird continues to curse her.
One afternoon when the lady has company, Fred begins his usual stuff and the lady looses her temper and throws him in the freezer. Several hours pass before the lady remembers what she had done. She quickly takes him out and puts him down on the table.
Fred is just shivering and almost Frozen solid. After warming up a while the lady asked Fred, "Have you learned your lesson?"
Fred shivers and says, "Yes, but just one question. What in the hell did that turkey in there say?"
CIA is Hiring
The CIA is hiring and is considering three men to be hired. They bring them in to speak with the interviewer separately. The first man comes in and sits down. The interviewer asks him:
"Do you love your wife?"
"Yes I do, sir."
"Do you love your country?"
"Yes I do, sir."
"What do you love more, your wife or your country?"
"My country, sir."
"Okay. We brought in your wife. Take this gun and go into the next room and kill her."
The man says to the interviewer, "I can't do that. I guess that disqualifies me doesn't it." The interviewer tells him yes but that the gun is filled with blanks. The agency would never ask you to do a thing like that. He is disappointed but hands the gun back, gets up and politely leaves.
The second guy comes in and sits down. The interviewer asks him the same questions, and the responses are the same. The interviewer gives him the gun, and tells him to go kill his wife. The guy goes into the room. All is quiet for about five minutes. He comes back, puts the gun down and says "I can't do it. Am I disqualified?" The interviewer tells him yes. The man leaves quietly.
The third guy comes in, the same thing happens. The interviewer gives him a gun, and tells him to go kill his wife. The guy goes into the room, and BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! This is followed by a bunch of crashing sounds that end after a few minutes.
The guy comes out of the room with his tie loosened, and puts the gun on the table. The interviewer looks at him and says "What happened?!?!"
"The gun you gave me was filled with blanks so I had to strangle her!"
~innocent look~ What? What did I do?
URK! ~falls down on the keyboard with a knife in my back~
~someone then types~ I am coming for you two SOBs. Signed, S.
Post for our lives Flash!!! Post!!!Dammit tell Sharoth to stop posting such long jokes then!!! 8O
He is no longer a problem, just like you two will be soon! Signed, S.
Oh no. Let them continue to give themselves more rope. It will make it easier to hang them with. Signed, S.
~you all hear me weakly groan~ Run! Run for your lives! She is nuts! uggggg...
hmmm... although that would make her job a helluva lot easier wouldn't it... :/Just to let ya'll know, Lisa if you see someone living in the Paizo wharehouse, it's just me hiding from Solnes. Please don't tell her where I am.Can I join you?
~points to my guns~ Solnes, get flash for me...
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hmmm... although that would make her job a helluva lot easier wouldn't it... :/Just to let ya'll know, Lisa if you see someone living in the Paizo wharehouse, it's just me hiding from Solnes. Please don't tell her where I am.Can I join you?
Quick ditract her with the crates of Paizo-ee goodness while I run.
~you all hear me weakly groan~ Run! Run for your lives! She has my nuts! uggggg...8O
~groans again in pain~ Don't worry, she said something about YOU being next!
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~points to my guns~ Solnes, get flash for me...hmmm... although that would make her job a helluva lot easier wouldn't it... :/Just to let ya'll know, Lisa if you see someone living in the Paizo wharehouse, it's just me hiding from Solnes. Please don't tell her where I am.Can I join you?
uh uh... I'm the furthest away so I get to go last... at least I'll get some kind of heads up when you two don't post for a while... ;D
Hmmm... maybe I should hide in a church, she'd never thinnk to look for us there. :/
Nah! Solnes is God's vengance upon you!
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uh uh... I'm the furthest away so I get to go last... at least I'll get some kind of heads up when you two don't post for a while... ;D~points to my guns~ Solnes, get flash for me...hmmm... although that would make her job a helluva lot easier wouldn't it... :/Just to let ya'll know, Lisa if you see someone living in the Paizo wharehouse, it's just me hiding from Solnes. Please don't tell her where I am.Can I join you?
Too bad she knows my password, she could post as me and the world wouldn't be any wiser. 8/
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Hmmm... maybe I should hide in a church, she'd never thinnk to look for us there. :/Nah! Solnes is God's vengance upon you!
Repent sinners or feel God's Vengifical Fury come beating you down with the blunt end of a shotgun... :/
That or she'll try to smother us with her boobs...
uh uh... I'm the furthest away so I get to go last... at least I'll get some kind of heads up when you two don't post for a while... ;D~points to my guns~ Solnes, get flash for me...hmmm... although that would make her job a helluva lot easier wouldn't it... :/Just to let ya'll know, Lisa if you see someone living in the Paizo wharehouse, it's just me hiding from Solnes. Please don't tell her where I am.Can I join you?
You do know that bots can imitate all sorts of people. Solnes just has to get the right person to help set up a Sharoth bot and a Moorluck bot. You would be none the wiser until you felt the knife in YOUR back!
I look away for a few minutes and you boys are already in trouble again. Sigh. I suppose I should help....but weeeeel....there's something I gotta go do. :)