mmmm.....boobs......
A well-endowed young lady goes into the doctor, requesting a breast reduction 'cause she's tired of guys focussing on them. The doc says OK, but he'll need to numb them before he can proceed. She says that it would be painful so I hope you would.
I am. I can finally make a party devoted to what is most important in life: hookers & blow.Is anyone else looking forward to the return of sub-races? In particular I can't wait for Pathfinder versions of disco elves and stripclub elves.
thats all you need in life man hookers & blow, hookers & blow
by the way who is in charge of that department around here?
We have a department?
I am. I can finally make a party devoted to what is most important in life: hookers & blow.Is anyone else looking forward to the return of sub-races? In particular I can't wait for Pathfinder versions of disco elves and stripclub elves.
thats all you need in life man hookers & blow, hookers & blow
by the way who is in charge of that department around here?
Houston Derek is in charge of that dept if I remember correctly!
I am watching "Robots" for the 1500th time. The first 1000nd times I loved this movie...but now, Not even Ewan McGregor's sexy voice could make it less painful.
C'mon guys...I'm lonely and bored! Where is everyone?
Will my Paizo freinds please come out and play!!!
*Wonders if mentioning BOOBS will get them to come out of hiding*
How do you do a spoiler tag?
*Wonders if mentioning BOOBS will get them to come out of hiding*
Boobs?
Boobs?
*Wonders if mentioning BOOBS will get them to come out of hiding*
*LMAO*
I knew it would work!
Boobs?
*Wonders if mentioning BOOBS will get them to come out of hiding**LMAO*
I knew it would work!
Boobs, food, and beer work most of the time. ;)
Sympathies. My Mom is 87. Hates 'bothering' us with her problems or needs. At least she's close by. *hugs to you both*Solnes, is Moorluck still pretty stressed? Has anything changed? Just thought I'd check in.No change in his Step Fathers condition. Moorluck is extremely stresed. He almost just called out today to ride down to Charleston. I don't think he is going to feel better till he sees how his mom really is for himself. I know he didn't sleep well, and is kinda zombieish today...not really feeling the whole work pleasantries ya know?
Thanks for asking though.
Thanks Emperor. I don't get that...but I guess its an independence thing...and that I can understand. I think we will drive up this Sunday and see for ourselves how they are doing. I know we will feel better seeing for ourselves.
Boobs, food, and beer work most of the time. ;)Boobs?
*Wonders if mentioning BOOBS will get them to come out of hiding**LMAO*
I knew it would work!
I have the BOOBS and FOOD, but I only have 1 BEER left...and I am not sharing! ;)
How do you do a spoiler tag?{spoiler}Soylent Green is made of people.{/spoiler}
Except replace the {} with [].
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Thanks! :)
Ok well if noone wants to come out and play with me I think I will nap on teh couch till th ehubby gets home and its time to go to work. Yall have a good nite and I will see ya in the morn...if not later tonight.
Thanks Emperor. I don't get that...but I guess its an independence thing...and that I can understand. I think we will drive up this Sunday and see for ourselves how they are doing. I know we will feel better seeing for ourselves.Sympathies. My Mom is 87. Hates 'bothering' us with her problems or needs. At least she's close by. *hugs to you both*Solnes, is Moorluck still pretty stressed? Has anything changed? Just thought I'd check in.No change in his Step Fathers condition. Moorluck is extremely stresed. He almost just called out today to ride down to Charleston. I don't think he is going to feel better till he sees how his mom really is for himself. I know he didn't sleep well, and is kinda zombieish today...not really feeling the whole work pleasantries ya know?
Thanks for asking though.
Guess - Not so much independence as them looking back and wanting you to have less stress than they may have had growing up. As my Mom says, 'You have all your own stuff to deal with'. Good luck.
I have the BOOBS and FOOD, but I only have 1 BEER left...and I am not sharing! ;)
But you'll share the others? lol ;)
You know, I've heard the independence thing, and I've heard the bother excuse, but there is another possibility I'd be on the look out for. "If I tell you what's happening, then it will be real. If I don't tell you, maybe it's not as bad because if it was, I'd have told you." It could just be good ol' fashioned denial.
Also, if I'm not dealing well with what's happening, and I tell you and you also don't deal well with what's happening, then I have to deal with it, and my own inability to deal with it well, but I also have to deal with you not handling it well on top of those--this is the fear that sharing will make the bad worse instead of better. I don't mean to complicate your worries, Solnes and Moorluck, but having some lovable nuts in my tribe, I feel the responsibility to raise the possibilities I've seen.
Long, frustrating day number two. My husband threw his back out earlier this week. Finally went to the doctor today. I had to help him get dressed cause he can't really bend at all, and then drive him to the appt with the incompetent doctor who told him that he thought there might be a slipped disk but he wasn't going to do any tests to find out, here's your prescriptions that may or may not have any awful reactions to what you're already taking cause he doesn't care enough to find out. (Luckily we have a really good pharmacist who does his best to keep our doctor from inadvertently killing us.) So if he's still in screaming pain tomorrow, I get to take him to urgent care where the competent doctors work and there will probably be many tests which will probably necessitate much driving. It's one of those weird things about the way the hospitals are set up because they're so big. This should probably go in the things in life that suck thread, but that would necessitate first finding said thread, and I still have to somehow manage to get the house cleaned before gaming tonight.
Silly husband thinks he will still be participating in that. I've told him that I can npc his character for one session, but he's being stubborn. Luckily, he'll most likely be unconscious then so it will be a nonargument.
I have the BOOBS and FOOD, but I only have 1 BEER left...and I am not sharing! ;)But you'll share the others? lol ;)Hey we got plenty of food, and as for the boobs....
Spoiler:they are plenty big enough to share!!
Ahh, a generous soul... ;)
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Long, frustrating day number two. My husband threw his back out earlier this week. Finally went to the doctor today. I had to help him get dressed cause he can't really bend at all, and then drive him to the appt with the incompetent doctor who told him that he thought there might be a slipped disk but he wasn't going to do any tests to find out, here's your prescriptions that may or may not have any awful reactions to what you're already taking cause he doesn't care enough to find out. (Luckily we have a really good pharmacist who does his best to keep our doctor from inadvertently killing us.) So if he's still in screaming pain tomorrow, I get to take him to urgent care where the competent doctors work and there will probably be many tests which will probably necessitate much driving. It's one of those weird things about the way the hospitals are set up because they're so big. This should probably go in the things in life that suck thread, but that would necessitate first finding said thread, and I still have to somehow manage to get the house cleaned before gaming tonight.
Silly husband thinks he will still be participating in that. I've told him that I can npc his character for one session, but he's being stubborn. Luckily, he'll most likely be unconscious then so it will be a nonargument.
Sorry to hear it lynora, hopefully he'll get to feelin' better soon... I know how bad that hurts. :(
Did I hear someone mention Boobs?That's all you ever hear. ;)
vs. what he heard.
boobs boobs you boobs boobs. ;)
I'm sorry to hear about your husband, Lynora, and your stepfather, Moorluck.
My dad and aunt just moved my grandmother out of her house this week. She's in her mid 80s and she seemed to be in denial about how things were going.
Ahh, a generous soul... ;)I have the BOOBS and FOOD, but I only have 1 BEER left...and I am not sharing! ;)But you'll share the others? lol ;)Hey we got plenty of food, and as for the boobs....
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My hubby is more generous with my body than I seem to be! ;)
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Yayyyy I get to be top of the page!
I have the BOOBS and FOOD, but I only have 1 BEER left...and I am not sharing! ;)But you'll share the others? lol ;)
*Blushes*
Uhm, well, Uhm...I think I need that beer! ;)
Did I hear someone mention Boobs?
You heard BOOBS???
Big surprise there! :P
Work sucks tonite! Why the Heck are we so slow on a Thursday night?!
Houston Derek is in charge of that dept if I remember correctly!I am. I can finally make a party devoted to what is most important in life: hookers & blow.Is anyone else looking forward to the return of sub-races? In particular I can't wait for Pathfinder versions of disco elves and stripclub elves.
thats all you need in life man hookers & blow, hookers & blow
by the way who is in charge of that department around here?
Except in so far as they are natural resources that need to be appropriated...heh, heh, heh...
Isn't my new Alias a hottie?! ;)
Are you serious?! 3 Hours and no posting?! *sigh*
Guess we'll just have to try harder tomorrow won't we?
I am off to bed for now...good night folks...hope all is well with everyone.
Good Morning Paizonians! Is anyone else out there as sleepy as I am? Managed to forget the boys backpack today. Didn't realize it till we were halfway there and had to turn around! Ugh....kinda zombie like today and counting teh minutes till nap time!! :P
There's a zombie in your car.
And instantly that song is stuck in my head...Thanks David...Thank you so very much! ;)
It's a country and western song, right?
My brain is still asleep, and my body is too sleepy to pummel it into waking submission.
It's a country and western song, right?
My brain is still asleep, and my body is too sleepy to pummel it into waking submission.
A little more folksy...a little less western. ;)
My work here is done.There's a zombie in your car.And instantly that song is stuck in my head...Thanks David...Thank you so very much! ;)
Harsh man...thought we were friends! This is cruel and unnusual punishment that has to in some way breach the bans of the Geneva Convention.