Come. Visit sunny Las Vegas. Take a chance and be egged.
I bet everything on purple!
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THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCCESSFULLY WINNING ON PURPLE IS APPROXIMATELY 3,720 TO 1
Never tell me the odds.
tells him the evens instead
I play to lose, baby!
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I bet everything on purple!
My favorite number is velvet.
*divides by zero*
*waits*
*nothing happens*
Must be broken...
I just realized I'm not served at Taco Bell anymore. Time to move on to Chipotle.
Bitey still think spicy nacho slaad delicious.
---places bitey on the purloin jackapult and hurls him onto a random thread---
Have a chaotic flight!
*sigh* Time to order another shoeshine goblin.
---places bitey on the purloin jackapult and hurls him onto a random thread---
Have a chaotic flight!
I think you just did him a favor.
Spicy Nacho Slaad was not made for consumption, maceration maybe.
Quite so.
*pulls out flask filled with Elixir of Improbability, takes a swig, passes it around*
*sneezes and pulls out the flytrap that suddenly grows out of his ear*
JUST SAY N0
Spicy Nacho Slaad was not made for consumption, maceration maybe.
You shouldn't macerate in public.
I'm a Slaad. I'll flake away in public if I want.
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In Soviet Maelstrom, mascerating slaad make You go blind.
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In Soviet Goblintopia Bitey eat you.
Anywhere else Bitey eat you.
You delicious everywhere. Bitey hungry everywhere. It simple fact of nature.
Hopscotch!
UNIT DESIGNATED BITEY NO BITING
Bitey no biting!
Bitey no biting!
Bitey no biting!
JUST SAY N0
Aardvark.
*bites D0R1T0*
Mmm. Cheesy.
Hmmmm, the jackapult will come in handy..., again.
Sink hole.
*washes through the thread in an inexplicable savory-scented creamy goo*
THE NAVARATAN IS COME! SITALSASTHI IS NIGH! PREPARE YOUR BODIES!
How do we prepare?
*cuts off his own arm*
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Well okay, let me get some things.
Comes back with 2 quivering pigeons, a copy of Chaotic Times magazine, and a roll of toilet paper
The paper roll is for dinner. I'll be on the porcelain throne if you need anything. The pigeons have a right to be scared.
{hums Indian Love Call to keep away the Awful Lawful axiomites}
I once egged an inevitable. It lived. Not so inevitable after all. Then it killed itself because it should have been dead.
Lawfuls are weird.
Lawfuls are dumb, always sticking to the rules, even when it gets them killed.
Slaadi are awesome because they are like Free Parking, the Bank, and Get Out of Jail Free cards in Monopoly.
And we come in all manner of flavors!
Like blue!
Or table.
Or karmakalashnikovan, yeeessssss.
UNIT KIM KARDASHIAN FLAVOR IS GROSS IN THE OPINION OF UNITSELF
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Give to Bitey then.
I find myself in agreement with the goblin.
By the chaos of the sore thumb, I though chairs and night stands were colors too.
Egss Gentleman Nurn then picks him and places him on a jackapult
Never agree with midgets or goblins, Wisdom of the Slaad no. 234.90.46.into infinity.
Throws the lever and watches GN fly off the thread
...Next!?
{continues eating Monopoly hotels} Ugh, the houses aren't ripe yet.
The main thing is keeping the main thing the main thing.
<PASSES WATER MAIN TO UNIT DESIGNATED MACARONI SLAAD>
The main thing is keeping the main thing the main thing.
Jaw drops to the floor and it blue tongue rolls out
Too much consistency is too much consistency and that is the corner of law. Sir or madam, whichever you are at this time, you shall be egged.
Eggs Macaroni Slaad then eggs himself
Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.
Moose!
{continues eating Monopoly hotels} Ugh, the houses aren't ripe yet.
Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.
Moose!
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Give to Bitey then.
The main thing is keeping the main thing the main thing.Jaw drops to the floor and it blue tongue rolls out
Too much consistency is too much consistency and that is the corner of law. Sir or madam, whichever you are at this time, you shall be egged.
Eggs Macaroni Slaad then eggs himself
Sometimes the best way to be chaotic is to be lawful when people least expect it.
-Quoted for truth.