I just went back and read the beginnings of our thread. We had some good times.
I think we should give some consideration to invading another thread, just to renew our enthusiasm for slaadery.
I'm for it!
I just went back and read the beginnings of our thread. We had some good times.
I think we should give some consideration to invading another thread, just to renew our enthusiasm for slaadery.
I'm for it!
How about the OT Army? They seem like a pretty lawful organization, ripe for a little chaos.
Meh! Invasion of other threads...lots of other folks do it, which seems to mean that's its the "in thing" to do. I'd rather be more chaotic.
Should we invite them to invade us, then?
Well, that would be different. And different is chaotic.
Should we invite them to invade us, then?
How about we invade our own thread? Is that Chaotic enough?
Should we invite them to invade us, then?How about we invade our own thread? Is that Chaotic enough?
You mean the stripper thread wasn't your idea?
That's pretty damn chaotic there.
Should we invite them to invade us, then?How about we invade our own thread? Is that Chaotic enough?You mean the stripper thread wasn't your idea?
That's pretty damn chaotic there.
GO TEAM CHAOS!
GO TEAM CHAOS!
Damn skippy.
runs into thread dressed as a leprechaun, carrying a corn beef sandwich in one hand, and a bottle of whiskey in the other
GO TEAM CHAOS!!
This is the best thread ever.
{runs through thread dressed as a corn beef sandwich and carrying a bottle of whiskey with a bonzai leperkahn stuffed inside}
Don't bogart that bottle of Leperkhan!
{sets out chocolate & graham crackers; pokes stick through a poodle and holds it over the campfire until toasty & melty}
Don't bogart that bottle of Leperkhan!
Just make one yourself. There are a couple over at Moorluck's place that pop out near the bottom of the threads. After ya catch'em, just dice'em up, and reassemble like a ship in the bottle. If you have any pieces left over, just poke an egg in 'em.
Hmmm... bonsai poodles might work too...
Don't bogart that bottle of Leperkhan!
Whoa, hey now! Are you my lawful twin or something?
Comes into the thread screaming, bleeding and scratched.
RUN! RUN AWAY! They're coming! The Lords of Neutrality! I tried to egg them but they laughed and went silent.
RUN AWAY!
:::Slaps SNS with a tentacle:::
Pipe down. Easter is coming. Any go let the young children get egged, er, find the egg that this....
:::Evil Grin:::
Don't bogart that bottle of Leperkhan!Whoa, hey now! Are you my lawful twin or something?
No, Luke... I... AM... your... FATHER.
Actually, I'm your second cousin, twice removed (once legally) on your Mother's side.... you know the BLUE slaad side of the family.
... and never use the L-word in front of me.
parachutes into thread wearing a toga and pink, fluffy bunny slippers, and holding a half-empty growler in one hand, and a box of Popeye's** fried chicken in the other
**best in the multiverse
I'm finding I'm more in demand as the weather starts to warm up...
I'm finding I'm more in demand as the weather starts to warm up...
Yes, that season of weekend outings and family picnics is upon us in full force! Oh happy and glorious days!
Best. April. Fool's. Ever.
Get this. I set up a hot dog stand, like I was selling hot dogs right? And this lady comes up and asks me for a hot dog. I tell her it will be three dollars, and she hands me a five. So then I only give her back one dollar in change, and she's like, "Shouldn't the change be two dollars?" And that's when I lept over the cart, plunged my proboscis into her abdomen and implanted my writhing spawn into her shuddering corpse. And I yelled out,
It was awesome.
Ooh, Ooh! I just did another one.
So I went to this guy's house and knocked on his door, and when he answered, I was like, "I'm from the Department of Health. We've been trying to track you down for a while now. We detected an unusual disease in a blood sample you gave a long time ago, and based on our calculations, we think you have two to three days to live." So then the guy starts wailing and crying on the ground, and that's when I jumped on him and implanted my spawn into his flank, where they came erupting out in a gory mess, and I shouted,
So awesome.
Cool!
Heh. Heh. This day keeps getting better.
I walked into a classroom and told all the kids, "Sorry, your teacher is dead." Then they all got upset and started crying and stuff, so then I egged every last one of them and shouted, but I don't think they got it. They will in a few hours when the eggs hatch.
Joke's on them, though, because their teacher wasn't really dead.
So I was walking down this street, and this guy calls out "Oh my God! It's a slaad! Run for your lives!" And for some reason I just started crying, right there on the curb. He took pity on me and asked if I was okay. I told him that it's hard being a slaad sometimes, because everyone thinks you're some kind of monster. Sometimes it would just be nice to go to the store, or the park, or the movie theater, and not be met by cringes and stares. I told him people assume we are all the same and we're not.
So I was walkin' down the street and I sees this lady with a baby in one of them sling thingies, lugging a big ol' bag of groceries. So I, being a friendly sorta slaad, says, "Hey lady! You want help carrying them groceries?"
She looks me over, doesn't scream (maybe she's a slaad-perv, I dunno), and says, "Yes, that would be nice."
So I grabs her kid, sling and all, and says,"APRIL FOOL'S, b%*%*, I've got my own groceries to carry now!"
I made a ham sandwich yesterday.
I made a ham sandwich yesterday.
Hmm. That doesn't quite have the flare of our April Fool's pranks, but then, I suppose it was very chaotic of you to have defied expectations.
I made a ham sandwich yesterday.Hmm. That doesn't quite have the flare of our April Fool's pranks, but then, I suppose it was very chaotic of you to have defied expectations.
Eggzactly!
Oy! What are you spying on!
makes another ham sandwich
*spys*
<Sprays>
just looking for more singing and dancing slaads for the LE thread
Are there lots of people to egg there?
hops into thread wearing the tattered remnants of an Easter Bunny costume, carrying a basket full of candy wrappers and chicken bones in one hand, and an empty bottle of rum in the other
My croutons are soggy.
Well, that's......different. And different is chaotic....
Happy Cinco de Mayo!
Wait a minute, what's the date?
That was yesterday, and I didn't really do much. This weekend, though, is Mother's Day. I've got lots of big plans for Mother's Day....
That was yesterday, and I didn't really do much. This weekend, though, is Mother's Day. I've got lots of big plans for Mother's Day....
Are you going to make new "mothers"?
By "mothers" I mean hosts, of course.
Just in case you missed that double-meaning there.
Yep.
I think that'll be part of it, but there's also feeding the masses to consider.
Where did all of the other slaads go?
I am about. It would hardly be appropriate to spend all my time here, then I would become predictable, yessss.
I've been in the hospital. Ow.