
General J. Debauchery |

General J. Debauchery wrote:General Jack smiles
I was prepared for this contingency. I leave one obvious choice and you take it...
That probably could have been worded better considering the circumstances...
General J. Debauchery wrote:Pulls out pocket Jackapult and launches poodle into the celestial thread.I CAN FLY!
*turns around in midair to throw "landmines" at the General*
Don't know what you're talking about...*whistles innocently*

Very Tempermental PlantJack |

*hands out some more beers to the Jacks*
See? We can be friends.
*Suddenly, in an old forest, miles away, a call is heard...a call that there is poisonous beer. This call enrages our hero, who flies in through the planes to save the day, and the skunk...*
SUPER PLANTJACK!*Removes poison from Jackskunk and smashes beers*
I am back! Did anybody miss me?

Salty Jack |

Tossed Slaad wrote:*hands out some more beers to the Jacks*
See? We can be friends.
*Suddenly, in an old forest, miles away, a call is heard...a call that there is poisonous beer. This call enrages our hero, who flies in through the planes to save the day, and the skunk...*
SUPER PLANTJACK!
*Removes poison from Jackskunk and smashes beers*
I am back! Did anybody miss me?
Oh crap! You slaadi are in real trouble now. You shouldn't of oughta messed with the god's nectar like that.
Get 'em, PlantJack!

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales |

Jack Hammer wrote:Ambrosia likes the Jacks better than you guys!Slip and Slaad wrote:Ambrosia likes everyone like that!{telepathically contacts thread combatants:} HEY! I went visiting in the Jack thread because 1) I thought I could make a few friends and mend fences between the Jacks and Slaadi, 2) they have Jills there, and 3) they have a pool.
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:Harsh man, just harsh.... :DI'm not sure I have honor, but thanks for defending it. :)
I go away for a few days to finish a project, and you guys go nuts. Boys will be boys I guess. 8P
"My pleasure, Sweets! (And even if you don't have any honor, your assets are definitely worth defending!)" ;D

Tossed Slaad |

Tossed Slaad wrote:That is too bad. *Picks up slaad in vines and throws him at convenient wall*Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:I am back! Did anybody miss me?I didn't.
Ouch!
I don't got into your threads and start throwing people around! Although I appreciate the chaos of it...
Yes... Yes indeed. With your chaotic natures, you are slowly becoming slaadi yourselves. I can see it now.

Very Tempermental PlantJack |

Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:Tossed Slaad wrote:That is too bad. *Picks up slaad in vines and throws him at convenient wall*Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:I am back! Did anybody miss me?I didn't.Ouch!
I don't got into your threads and start throwing people around! Although I appreciate the chaos of it...
Yes... Yes indeed. With your chaotic natures, you are slowly becoming slaadi yourselves. I can see it now.
We were here first, you morons. You're becoming us. Or are you corrupted versions of us or suchwhat? It is difficult to be certain.
*Throws against wall again*
General J. Debauchery |

Tossed Slaad wrote:Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:Tossed Slaad wrote:That is too bad. *Picks up slaad in vines and throws him at convenient wall*Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:I am back! Did anybody miss me?I didn't.Ouch!
I don't got into your threads and start throwing people around! Although I appreciate the chaos of it...
Yes... Yes indeed. With your chaotic natures, you are slowly becoming slaadi yourselves. I can see it now.
We were here first, you morons. You're becoming us. Or are you corrupted versions of us or suchwhat? It is difficult to be certain.
*Throws against wall again*
Well, I did think I was giving birth when I 'processed' all that cheese the other day.

Poodle Jack Slaad |

Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:Hmm... a PlantJack.
*snaps fingers*
I've got it!
*spreads arms wide as aphid swarms fly past him at VTPJ*
Fly my pretties, fly, fly!*Releases cloud of stench which kills aphids*
I think not!
Animate Undead Swarm! Bolster Undead!
Fly again, fly! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!
The Deathskunk |

The Deathskunk wrote:Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:Hmm... a PlantJack.
*snaps fingers*
I've got it!
*spreads arms wide as aphid swarms fly past him at VTPJ*
Fly my pretties, fly, fly!*Releases cloud of stench which kills aphids*
I think not!Animate Undead Swarm! Bolster Undead!
Fly again, fly! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Excellent! A challenge!
*Releases another cloud. Oddly enough, the aphids are still affected*Oh, right. It's blessed by angels. Nice!

Dick Cheney |

Dick Cheney wrote:*Thorny roots spring up from the ground and strangle the mercenaries**calls in a fleet of mercenaries who arrive via Blackhawk helicopter and open fire on the jacks*
*shoots Egg Slaad in the face*
Oh, sorry about that, buddy.
*mercenaries set fire to VTPJ*

Very Tempermental PlantJack |

Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:*mercenaries set fire to VTPJ*Dick Cheney wrote:*Thorny roots spring up from the ground and strangle the mercenaries**calls in a fleet of mercenaries who arrive via Blackhawk helicopter and open fire on the jacks*
*shoots Egg Slaad in the face*
Oh, sorry about that, buddy.
I am immune. I am a golem, do you remember?

Jack Hammer |

*calls in a fleet of mercenaries who arrive via Blackhawk helicopter and open fire on the jacks*
*shoots Egg Slaad in the face*
Oh, sorry about that, buddy.
That's chaotic! He expected you to shoot him in the back.
They're scared, Jacks! They had to call in normals.
Dials Acme Weapons Division up on his phone and orders surface-to-air-missiles.
Trucks arrive quickly and drop off crates marked 'Agricultural Equipment'. JH opens the 1st one and fires at a helicopter.

Dick Cheney |

Dick Cheney wrote:I am immune. I am a golem, do you remember?Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:*mercenaries set fire to VTPJ*Dick Cheney wrote:*Thorny roots spring up from the ground and strangle the mercenaries**calls in a fleet of mercenaries who arrive via Blackhawk helicopter and open fire on the jacks*
*shoots Egg Slaad in the face*
Oh, sorry about that, buddy.
*mercenaries prepare atomic bomb*

Poodle Jack Slaad |

Excellent! A challenge!
*Releases another cloud. Oddly enough, the aphids are still affected*
Oh, right. It's blessed by angels. Nice!
Hm.
*thinks*Mass Greater Polymorph!
*turns aphids into abberations that aren't affected by cloud effects*
Fly yet again!
*secretly sends giant worms to attack from below*

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales |

Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:*mercenaries set fire to VTPJ*Dick Cheney wrote:*Thorny roots spring up from the ground and strangle the mercenaries**calls in a fleet of mercenaries who arrive via Blackhawk helicopter and open fire on the jacks*
*shoots Egg Slaad in the face*
Oh, sorry about that, buddy.
Shadow Jumps in. Brandishes Nobel Peace Prize like a holy symbol in front of Dick Cheney, then clubs him over the head with it to 'Turn' him. Shadow Jumps out.
Sorry - it's all I could think of... ;P

Jack Hammer |

The Jacks should leave now, or I'm levelling the entire Off-Topic Discussions forum! And I'm just crazy enough to do it!
Only Al Gore has that power! (But I do like the scorched earth policy.)
Surrender Slaadi! Acknowledge the Jacks as your Masters and we shall set the terms of your tribute!

Dick Cheney |

Dick Cheney wrote:Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:*mercenaries set fire to VTPJ*Dick Cheney wrote:*Thorny roots spring up from the ground and strangle the mercenaries**calls in a fleet of mercenaries who arrive via Blackhawk helicopter and open fire on the jacks*
*shoots Egg Slaad in the face*
Oh, sorry about that, buddy.
Shadow Jumps in. Brandishes Nobel Peace Prize like a holy symbol in front of Dick Cheney, then clubs him over the head with it to 'Turn' him. Shadow Jumps out.
Sorry - it's all I could think of... ;P
You'll never get through my turn resistance. But that kinda hurt when you hit me in the head. You shouldn't hit people.

Very Tempermental PlantJack |

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:You'll never get through my turn resistance. But that kinda hurt when you hit me in the head. You shouldn't hit people.Dick Cheney wrote:Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:*mercenaries set fire to VTPJ*Dick Cheney wrote:*Thorny roots spring up from the ground and strangle the mercenaries**calls in a fleet of mercenaries who arrive via Blackhawk helicopter and open fire on the jacks*
*shoots Egg Slaad in the face*
Oh, sorry about that, buddy.
Shadow Jumps in. Brandishes Nobel Peace Prize like a holy symbol in front of Dick Cheney, then clubs him over the head with it to 'Turn' him. Shadow Jumps out.
Sorry - it's all I could think of... ;P
*Holds jug of holy water*
Back! Back!
Dick Cheney |

Dick Cheney wrote:You'll never get through my turn resistance. But that kinda hurt when you hit me in the head. You shouldn't hit people.Shadow Jumps back in. Slaps Hello Kitty bandaid on Dick Cheney, healing his wound, but nauseating him with the power of chibi. Shadow Jumps out.
Better? :)
Hey, pull my finger.
My finger of death, b!!~*.

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales |

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:Dick Cheney wrote:You'll never get through my turn resistance. But that kinda hurt when you hit me in the head. You shouldn't hit people.Shadow Jumps back in. Slaps Hello Kitty bandaid on Dick Cheney, healing his wound, but nauseating him with the power of chibi. Shadow Jumps out.
Better? :)
Hey, pull my finger.
My finger of death, b&#%%.
Shadow Jumps in.
Atomic Wedgie
"Hey Ambrosia? What's say we blow this sandbox and head back to the party? The crowd's much more entertaining there (and easier on the eye too)!"
Shadow Jumps out.