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Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:
General J. Debauchery wrote:

General Jack smiles

I was prepared for this contingency. I leave one obvious choice and you take it...

That probably could have been worded better considering the circumstances...

General J. Debauchery wrote:
Pulls out pocket Jackapult and launches poodle into the celestial thread.

I CAN FLY!

*turns around in midair to throw "landmines" at the General*

Don't know what you're talking about...*whistles innocently*


The Jacks so owned your millenial post!

oops. Looks like Jackskunk ate a bad poodle.


*hands out some more beers to the Jacks*

See? We can be friends.


Tossed Slaad wrote:

*hands out some more beers to the Jacks*

See? We can be friends.

*Suddenly, in an old forest, miles away, a call is heard...a call that there is poisonous beer. This call enrages our hero, who flies in through the planes to save the day, and the skunk...*

SUPER PLANTJACK!
*Removes poison from Jackskunk and smashes beers*
I am back! Did anybody miss me?


Tossed Slaad wrote:

*hands out some more beers to the Jacks*

See? We can be friends.

Beer, or acid again?

Jacks prefer fawning worhippers to friends. Or you could be slaves, to be sacrificed when the Callous Jack Monument is sealed.


Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:
I am back! Did anybody miss me?

I didn't.


Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:
Tossed Slaad wrote:

*hands out some more beers to the Jacks*

See? We can be friends.

*Suddenly, in an old forest, miles away, a call is heard...a call that there is poisonous beer. This call enrages our hero, who flies in through the planes to save the day, and the skunk...*

SUPER PLANTJACK!
*Removes poison from Jackskunk and smashes beers*
I am back! Did anybody miss me?

Oh crap! You slaadi are in real trouble now. You shouldn't of oughta messed with the god's nectar like that.

Get 'em, PlantJack!


Tossed Slaad wrote:
Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:
I am back! Did anybody miss me?
I didn't.

That is too bad. *Picks up slaad in vines and throws him at convenient wall*


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Ambrosia likes the Jacks better than you guys!
Slip and Slaad wrote:
Ambrosia likes everyone like that!

{telepathically contacts thread combatants:} HEY! I went visiting in the Jack thread because 1) I thought I could make a few friends and mend fences between the Jacks and Slaadi, 2) they have Jills there, and 3) they have a pool.

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Harsh man, just harsh.... :D

I'm not sure I have honor, but thanks for defending it. :)

I go away for a few days to finish a project, and you guys go nuts. Boys will be boys I guess. 8P

"My pleasure, Sweets! (And even if you don't have any honor, your assets are definitely worth defending!)" ;D


Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:
Tossed Slaad wrote:
Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:
I am back! Did anybody miss me?
I didn't.
That is too bad. *Picks up slaad in vines and throws him at convenient wall*

Ouch!

I don't got into your threads and start throwing people around! Although I appreciate the chaos of it...

Yes... Yes indeed. With your chaotic natures, you are slowly becoming slaadi yourselves. I can see it now.


Tossed Slaad wrote:
Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:
Tossed Slaad wrote:
Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:
I am back! Did anybody miss me?
I didn't.
That is too bad. *Picks up slaad in vines and throws him at convenient wall*

Ouch!

I don't got into your threads and start throwing people around! Although I appreciate the chaos of it...

Yes... Yes indeed. With your chaotic natures, you are slowly becoming slaadi yourselves. I can see it now.

We were here first, you morons. You're becoming us. Or are you corrupted versions of us or suchwhat? It is difficult to be certain.

*Throws against wall again*


Hmm... a PlantJack.
*snaps fingers*
I've got it!
*spreads arms wide as aphid swarms fly past him at VTPJ*
Fly my pretties, fly, fly!


You're making me angry. And you won't like me when I'm angry.


Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:
Tossed Slaad wrote:
Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:
Tossed Slaad wrote:
Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:
I am back! Did anybody miss me?
I didn't.
That is too bad. *Picks up slaad in vines and throws him at convenient wall*

Ouch!

I don't got into your threads and start throwing people around! Although I appreciate the chaos of it...

Yes... Yes indeed. With your chaotic natures, you are slowly becoming slaadi yourselves. I can see it now.

We were here first, you morons. You're becoming us. Or are you corrupted versions of us or suchwhat? It is difficult to be certain.

*Throws against wall again*

Well, I did think I was giving birth when I 'processed' all that cheese the other day.


Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:

Hmm... a PlantJack.

*snaps fingers*
I've got it!
*spreads arms wide as aphid swarms fly past him at VTPJ*
Fly my pretties, fly, fly!

*Releases cloud of stench which kills aphids*

I think not!


Tossed Slaad wrote:
You're making me angry. And you won't like me when I'm angry.

*Tosses slaad again*

There are a lot of walls here. And I think I shall like your anger a great deal. This is boring.


The Deathskunk wrote:
Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:

Hmm... a PlantJack.

*snaps fingers*
I've got it!
*spreads arms wide as aphid swarms fly past him at VTPJ*
Fly my pretties, fly, fly!

*Releases cloud of stench which kills aphids*

I think not!

Animate Undead Swarm! Bolster Undead!

Fly again, fly! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!


*in a rage, Tossed Slaad begins to tremble and shake, his body contorts until he becomes...*


I told you you wouldn't like it when I'm angry.


Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:
The Deathskunk wrote:
Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:

Hmm... a PlantJack.

*snaps fingers*
I've got it!
*spreads arms wide as aphid swarms fly past him at VTPJ*
Fly my pretties, fly, fly!

*Releases cloud of stench which kills aphids*

I think not!

Animate Undead Swarm! Bolster Undead!

Fly again, fly! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Excellent! A challenge!

*Releases another cloud. Oddly enough, the aphids are still affected*
Oh, right. It's blessed by angels. Nice!


*calls in a fleet of mercenaries who arrive via Blackhawk helicopter and open fire on the jacks*

*shoots Egg Slaad in the face*

Oh, sorry about that, buddy.


Dick Cheney wrote:
I told you you wouldn't like it when I'm angry.

Oh sh**.

This raid is going sour.


Dick Cheney wrote:

*calls in a fleet of mercenaries who arrive via Blackhawk helicopter and open fire on the jacks*

*shoots Egg Slaad in the face*

Oh, sorry about that, buddy.

*Thorny roots spring up from the ground and strangle the mercenaries*


Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:
Dick Cheney wrote:

*calls in a fleet of mercenaries who arrive via Blackhawk helicopter and open fire on the jacks*

*shoots Egg Slaad in the face*

Oh, sorry about that, buddy.

*Thorny roots spring up from the ground and strangle the mercenaries*

*mercenaries set fire to VTPJ*


Dick Cheney wrote:
Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:
Dick Cheney wrote:

*calls in a fleet of mercenaries who arrive via Blackhawk helicopter and open fire on the jacks*

*shoots Egg Slaad in the face*

Oh, sorry about that, buddy.

*Thorny roots spring up from the ground and strangle the mercenaries*
*mercenaries set fire to VTPJ*

I am immune. I am a golem, do you remember?


Dick Cheney wrote:

*calls in a fleet of mercenaries who arrive via Blackhawk helicopter and open fire on the jacks*

*shoots Egg Slaad in the face*

Oh, sorry about that, buddy.

That's chaotic! He expected you to shoot him in the back.

They're scared, Jacks! They had to call in normals.

Dials Acme Weapons Division up on his phone and orders surface-to-air-missiles.

Trucks arrive quickly and drop off crates marked 'Agricultural Equipment'. JH opens the 1st one and fires at a helicopter.


Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:
Dick Cheney wrote:
Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:
Dick Cheney wrote:

*calls in a fleet of mercenaries who arrive via Blackhawk helicopter and open fire on the jacks*

*shoots Egg Slaad in the face*

Oh, sorry about that, buddy.

*Thorny roots spring up from the ground and strangle the mercenaries*
*mercenaries set fire to VTPJ*
I am immune. I am a golem, do you remember?

*mercenaries prepare atomic bomb*


The general pulls his right hand off, revealing a Vulcan machine gun.

Now to mow down some merc bums!

sprays hot lead


The Deathskunk wrote:

Excellent! A challenge!

*Releases another cloud. Oddly enough, the aphids are still affected*
Oh, right. It's blessed by angels. Nice!

Hm.

*thinks*
Mass Greater Polymorph!
*turns aphids into abberations that aren't affected by cloud effects*
Fly yet again!

*secretly sends giant worms to attack from below*


The Jacks should leave now, or I'm levelling the entire Off-Topic Discussions forum! And I'm just crazy enough to do it!


Salty calls for naval support

Hey? You guys think you could keep the skies clear for us? We're trying to have a simple little ground war here.


Dick Cheney wrote:
Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:
Dick Cheney wrote:

*calls in a fleet of mercenaries who arrive via Blackhawk helicopter and open fire on the jacks*

*shoots Egg Slaad in the face*

Oh, sorry about that, buddy.

*Thorny roots spring up from the ground and strangle the mercenaries*
*mercenaries set fire to VTPJ*

Shadow Jumps in. Brandishes Nobel Peace Prize like a holy symbol in front of Dick Cheney, then clubs him over the head with it to 'Turn' him. Shadow Jumps out.

Sorry - it's all I could think of... ;P


Dick Cheney wrote:
The Jacks should leave now, or I'm levelling the entire Off-Topic Discussions forum! And I'm just crazy enough to do it!

Only Al Gore has that power! (But I do like the scorched earth policy.)

Surrender Slaadi! Acknowledge the Jacks as your Masters and we shall set the terms of your tribute!


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Dick Cheney wrote:
Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:
Dick Cheney wrote:

*calls in a fleet of mercenaries who arrive via Blackhawk helicopter and open fire on the jacks*

*shoots Egg Slaad in the face*

Oh, sorry about that, buddy.

*Thorny roots spring up from the ground and strangle the mercenaries*
*mercenaries set fire to VTPJ*

Shadow Jumps in. Brandishes Nobel Peace Prize like a holy symbol in front of Dick Cheney, then clubs him over the head with it to 'Turn' him. Shadow Jumps out.

Sorry - it's all I could think of... ;P

You'll never get through my turn resistance. But that kinda hurt when you hit me in the head. You shouldn't hit people.


Dick Cheney wrote:
You'll never get through my turn resistance. But that kinda hurt when you hit me in the head. You shouldn't hit people.

Shadow Jumps back in. Slaps Hello Kitty bandaid on Dick Cheney, healing his wound, but nauseating him with the power of chibi. Shadow Jumps out.

Better? :)


Dick Cheney wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Dick Cheney wrote:
Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:
Dick Cheney wrote:

*calls in a fleet of mercenaries who arrive via Blackhawk helicopter and open fire on the jacks*

*shoots Egg Slaad in the face*

Oh, sorry about that, buddy.

*Thorny roots spring up from the ground and strangle the mercenaries*
*mercenaries set fire to VTPJ*

Shadow Jumps in. Brandishes Nobel Peace Prize like a holy symbol in front of Dick Cheney, then clubs him over the head with it to 'Turn' him. Shadow Jumps out.

Sorry - it's all I could think of... ;P

You'll never get through my turn resistance. But that kinda hurt when you hit me in the head. You shouldn't hit people.

*Holds jug of holy water*

Back! Back!


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Dick Cheney wrote:
You'll never get through my turn resistance. But that kinda hurt when you hit me in the head. You shouldn't hit people.

Shadow Jumps back in. Slaps Hello Kitty bandaid on Dick Cheney, healing his wound, but nauseating him with the power of chibi. Shadow Jumps out.

Better? :)

Hey, pull my finger.

My finger of death, b!!~*.


*casts disintegrate on VTPJ*


{Wanders in, takes in the Chaos[/i} Yes! {[i]and takes in the horrors of war} No. NO. NOOOOO!

{notices rubble crushing Cobb Spider's home} Are you OK Cobbie? Cobbie? {cannot find him} NOOOOOO!...


Dick Cheney wrote:
*casts disintegrate on VTPJ*

That provokes an attack of opprotunity, Dick Cheney.

*Smacks former VP. Spell fails*


Dick Cheney wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Dick Cheney wrote:
You'll never get through my turn resistance. But that kinda hurt when you hit me in the head. You shouldn't hit people.

Shadow Jumps back in. Slaps Hello Kitty bandaid on Dick Cheney, healing his wound, but nauseating him with the power of chibi. Shadow Jumps out.

Better? :)

Hey, pull my finger.

My finger of death, b&#%%.

Shadow Jumps in.

Atomic Wedgie

"Hey Ambrosia? What's say we blow this sandbox and head back to the party? The crowd's much more entertaining there (and easier on the eye too)!"

Shadow Jumps out.


{rather expensive latex catsuit splits and tears, yet somehow enough remains to cover naughty bits} RAWWWWWWR!

Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:
I am immune. I am a golem, do you remember?

Eekster SMASH!!! {gamma punts him back to Jack thread}


Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:
Dick Cheney wrote:
*casts disintegrate on VTPJ*

That provokes an attack of opprotunity, Dick Cheney.

*Smacks former VP. Spell fails*

I was casting it defensively.


Jack Hammer wrote:
Surrender Slaadi! Acknowledge the Jacks as your Masters and we shall set the terms of your tribute!

ROOOOAAAAR!!! <POW!> {gamma pounds JH into the dirt}


Enraged Eekster Hulk wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Surrender Slaadi! Acknowledge the Jacks as your Masters and we shall set the terms of your tribute!
ROOOOAAAAR!!! <POW!> {gamma pounds JH into the dirt}

NOW!!!

*giant worms pull JH underground*


General J. Debauchery wrote:

The general pulls his right hand off, revealing a Vulcan machine gun.

Now to mow down some merc bums!

sprays hot lead

Eekster hate men with guns! Eekster SMASH!!! {smushes his gun attachment, gamma pimp-slaps him}


Salty Jack wrote:

Salty calls for naval support

Hey? You guys think you could keep the skies clear for us? We're trying to have a simple little ground war here.

You look like General Ross- Eekster HATE ROSS!!! {advances menacingly}


*wanders back into the thread*
Someone told me there was a party going on here. I brought my bongos!


dang hippeh wrote:

*wanders back into the thread*

Someone told me there was a party going on here. I brought my bongos!

Eekster hate hippehs!!! {gamma punts him to Dark & Stormy thread}


Dick Cheney wrote:
Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:
Dick Cheney wrote:
*casts disintegrate on VTPJ*

That provokes an attack of opprotunity, Dick Cheney.

*Smacks former VP. Spell fails*
I was casting it defensively.

Aha! You didn't state that you were casting defensively!

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