What can we slaads do to prepare for the coming Zombie Apocalypse?
I'm not worried. Zombies can't climb stairs. And they've only got a plunger-thingie for one arm. If worse comes to worst, just dress a Jack or Poodle up like a Doctor, and fling him out as a distraction.
Nope, I'm much more worried about the Stupids Apocalypse.
W.W.C.S.D?
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W.W.C.S.D?
*does a pile of blow*
You were talking about Charlie Sheen, right?
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W.W.C.S.D?
*dresses up in a pirate costume*
*goes on a pirate adventure*
You were talking about Captain Sparrow, right?
This is being Apocalyptic Support.
You are not to be using broken glass on Zombies, or you are to be egging without deliberation.
Please to do the needful.
ſWp00Ɛ' ʎon ɥɐʌǝ ɐ ɯǝssɐƃǝ ɟɹoɯ ſǝpı Wɐsʇǝɹ ˥ıouǝl ɹıʇɔɥıǝ˙
ſWp00Ɛ' ʎon ɥɐʌǝ ɐ ɯǝssɐƃǝ ɟɹoɯ ſǝpı Wɐsʇǝɹ ˥ıouǝl ɹıʇɔɥıǝ˙
Mǝll ʇɥıs ıs ɐuʇıɔlıɯɐʇıɔ˙
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What can we slaads do to prepare for the coming Zombie Apocalypse?
Grow a garden of zombie-hating vegetables?
ſWp00Ɛ' ʎon ɥɐʌǝ ɐ ɯǝssɐƃǝ ɟɹoɯ ſǝpı Wɐsʇǝɹ ˥ıouǝl ɹıʇɔɥıǝ˙Mǝll ʇɥıs ıs ɐuʇıɔlıɯɐʇıɔ˙
{offers Macaroni a cigarette}
Grow a garden of zombie-hating vegetables?What can we slaads do to prepare for the coming Zombie Apocalypse?
Hey now! I've got some good friends who are zombies. And we slaad should love them! Do you have any idea how much chaos a zombiepocalypse generates?
Hey now! I've got some good friends who are zombies. And we slaad should love them! Do you have any idea how much chaos a zombiepocalypse generates?
I shall amend my previous statement:
Grow a garden of zombie-hating vegetables, and them eat them before they can hurt our zombie friends.
Better?
Hey now! I've got some good friends who are zombies. And we slaad should love them! Do you have any idea how much chaos a zombiepocalypse generates?I shall amend my previous statement:
Grow a garden of zombie-hating vegetables, and them eat them before they can hurt our zombie friends.
Better?
I see through your disguise, you mischief-making monkeyman! Begone Dr. Zaius and cease attempting to besmirch the noble Potato's name!
I see through your disguise, you mischief-making monkeyman! Begone Dr. Zaius and cease attempting to besmirch the noble Potato's name!
Uh, um, well...I'm not a monkey. I'm a Salad. I mean Slaad. Umm...if I see any monkeys I'll be sure to tell you.
I see through your disguise, you mischief-making monkeyman! Begone Dr. Zaius and cease attempting to besmirch the noble Potato's name!Uh, um, well...I'm not a monkey. I'm a Salad. I mean Slaad. Umm...if I see any monkeys I'll be sure to tell you.
You did pretend to be Potato though. Whomever you are, be proud of it! Don't feel like ya gotta impersonate Potato.
Maybe you're not a monkey. You're not one a 'dem thunder-stealing proteans, are ya? Or worse, a poodle in a slaad skinsuit?
Tater Slaad? Really? That's the best you could come up with? For shame. How unoriginal and (dare I say it?) conformist. Change it now before it's too late.
[You did pretend to be Potato though. Whomever you are, be proud of it! Don't feel like ya gotta impersonate Potato.
Maybe you're not a monkey. You're not one a 'dem thunder-stealing proteans, are ya? Or worse, a poodle in a slaad skinsuit?
I believe I am a Tater. I also believe I am not a monkey or a protean. And I am dang sure I ain't no freaking poodle.
Tater Slaad? Really? That's the best you could come up with? For shame. How unoriginal and (dare I say it?) conformist. Change it now before it's too late.
This better?
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Did someone/thing/misc order a Universal Constant?
Tater Slaad? Really? That's the best you could come up with? For shame. How unoriginal and (dare I say it?) conformist. Change it now before it's too late.This better?
Actually, yes it is. Molotov.
What's a Mater? Isn't that a character from the Cars movie?
What's a Mater? Isn't that a character from the Cars movie?
I believe if you check my profile, your first question will be answered. As for the second, there is a character in the Cars movies called 'Mater'. He is a tow truck and is voiced by Larry the Cable Guy.
Actually, yes it is. Molotov.
Woohoo! I got me a Molotov. Now I just needs me a target...
I can point you to a few troll threads to target.
if you thumble the throw...
actually, that would be pretty cool.
Yeah, fire does wonders for trolls. So does Monday morning, when the Paizo folk start paying more attention. Then it's kinda like cockroaches running when the lights come on.
Unless they're like the roaches my brother had when he lived in Florida. Those buggers didn't care if the lights were on or off, they'd just waltz across the floor anyways.
I like roaches.
they're sooooo crunchy. especially when you roast them first.
Dimension Door's into thread dressed as a knight, carrying a half-eaten, roasted goat leg in one hand, and a drinking horn filled with mead in the other.
Dimension Door's into thread dressed as a knight, carrying a half-eaten, roasted goat leg in one hand, and a drinking horn filled with mead in the other.
That reminds me... Your Highness should be out soon on DVD.
This is being Apocalyptic Support.
You are not to be using broken glass on Zombies, or you are to be egging without deliberation.
Please to do the needful.
^^ This, FTW.
(Maxwell Slaad, in disguise)
Vive la revolucion!
Vive la revolucion!
Uhhhh...which one? Agricultural? Industrial? American? French? Dance Dance?
Animal? Vegetable? Mineral?
surfs across thread
smurfs across thread
watches smurf surf across thread
COWABUNGA!!!
Crashes through the wall of the thread driving a forklift loaded with a single suitcase, 1 carry-on case, a shirt saying Gen Con 2011 or bust, and two bottles of Jack Daniels.
Missed me? Yes. No. Maybe.
Flying the chaotic skies tomorrow, really, for the first time in two decades, and I will landing near Indianapolis and Ie will make my way to Gen Con for the best "eggings" a Slaad could dream. Ie'll have pictures to share.
Aye hope the dead body and all the "eggs: Iye bring will not arouse too much suspicion.
Ie can not spell words that begin with the letter "Ie."
If any other Slaads make the journey across America, you can contact me at 703-250-2074.
I live only two hours away from Indy but will be unable to attend. :-( narf!
I live only two hours away from Indy but will be unable to attend. :-( narf!
:::eggs Macaroni Slaad:::
I live only two hours away from Indy but will be unable to attend. :-( narf!
I'm in the same boat. I have lived about 2 1/2 hours from Indy for the last 5 years, and still haven't been able to get over there. Stupid work.
I live only two hours away from Indy but will be unable to attend. :-( narf!:::eggs Macaroni Slaad:::
That tickles.
Stamps!!!!