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Ahm note uh clearik, soo cud enywun cass uh rre mobe cerse onn mey. Iff note, ten aill goo ovor too teh hilbilties thred an' assk teh Kelesstial Gilar.
You rang?
Hmm... While I'm not a fan of creatures with the [chaotic] subtype, I can't abide poor spelling. You are cured, and for the love of god, the next time you get that affliction, refrain from posting until you get it fixed.
And before anyone gets any ideas, I am an outsider, not a humanoid.
*vanishes back to Celestia*
Hurry up people, we need some help! One slaad and a bunch of dretchings and a duck aren't going to be able to take down the ancient evil of the poodle lords!
Dolt, they aren't 'lords', just led by one of the mighty Lords of the Boards.
By the way, for some slaad meat and a dretching, I can elevate you to Lord status!
Can I be a lord? I am organic.
Can I be a lord? I am organic.
If you'll hurry up with the payment, sure!
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Ahm note uh clearik, soo cud enywun cass uh rre mobe cerse onn mey. Iff note, ten aill goo ovor too teh hilbilties thred an' assk teh Kelesstial Gilar.You rang?
Hmm... While I'm not a fan of creatures with the [chaotic] subtype, I can't abide poor spelling. You are cured, and for the love of god, the next time you get that affliction, refrain from posting until you get it fixed.
And before anyone gets any ideas, I am an outsider, not a humanoid.
*vanishes back to Celestia*
Thank you very much. I can stand bad spelling as little than you.
Can I be a lord? I am organic.If you'll hurry up with the payment, sure!
I'm not big on legitimate business deals. If I give you some slaad and dretching in exchange for "lord" status, would I be allowed to kill you and take it all back? That's usually the kind of deal I go for.
I'm not big on legitimate business deals. If I give you some slaad and dretching in exchange for "lord" status, would I be allowed to kill you and take it all back? That's usually the kind of deal I go for.Can I be a lord? I am organic.If you'll hurry up with the payment, sure!
How about you give me the slaad and dretching in exchange for 'lord' status, and then kill a poodle and take his stuff instead? Or, ya know, you don't have to. But I have the support of the Yugoloths, and it would be a very bad idea. Also, I can always give the status to the poodles.
...and then kill a poodle and take his stuff instead?
Are you familiar with the ransom of Red Chief?
Cowbell whenever tag stomache diving.
...and then kill a poodle and take his stuff instead?Are you familiar with the ransom of Red Chief?
Okay, how about a dretching?
Okay, how about a dretching?
We roll in our own feces, drink out of the toilet and eat out of the trash. Srsly.
Okay, how about a dretching?We roll in our own feces, drink out of the toilet and eat out of the trash. Srsly.
I was at a picnic the other day, and I think someone accidently stepped in something you'd roll over.
I was at a picnic the other day, and I think someone accidently stepped in something you'd roll over.
Accidentally?! Are you sure? I think they were just surreptitiously collecting saltpetre. Add a little sulfur and charcoal, pack it in a bamboo tube with some diamonds, point it at the Gorn...
And yes, I am so chaotic that I can be here and over in the Pood-dull thread at the same time!
And yes, I am so chaotic that I can be here and over in the Pood-dull thread at the same time!
Hello me... It's me again
{feels a Megadeth song coming on...}You can subdue, but never tame me...
So, what's our plans for SlaadCon?
Cosplay! I'm going as the sexxah Eekster Buhnay handing out colored/coloured eggs and chocolate-covered dretches.
Cosplay! I'm going as the sexxah Eekster Buhnay handing out colored/coloured eggs and chocolate-covered dretches.
PoOoOof! Oops, sorry about the gas
Oooh, this fits nicely!
Oo-la-la.
Cosplay! I'm going as the sexxah Eekster Buhnay handing out colored/coloured eggs and chocolate-covered dretches.PoOoOof! Oops, sorry about the gas
Oooh, this fits nicely!
Yua donut loke liek uhn Eakstere Buhnhayh! Yua donut evin haff chockerlate.
Hime wanton chockerlate! Hime wanton chockerlate! Yua sed yua haffed chockerlate!
Creepy little furball.
Ciao.
The post made by Puddle are Puddle's opinions only and do not necessarily represent the whole of poodles.
This thread needs more tentacles.
you rang?
This thread is getting completely out of hand. Please carry on.
you rang?
How you doin'.
Yua donut loke liek uhn Eakstere Buhnhayh! Yua donut evin haff chockerlate.
Hime wanton chockerlate! Hime wanton chockerlate! Yua sed yua haffed chockerlate!
Of course I'm the Eekster Buhnay, silly! Heffie Poo said so!
{reaches into Bag of Molding} Here you go, a nice chocolate-covered dretching!
Yua donut loke liek uhn Eakstere Buhnhayh! Yua donut evin haff chockerlate.
Hime wanton chockerlate! Hime wanton chockerlate! Yua sed yua haffed chockerlate!
Of course I'm the Eekster Buhnay, silly! Heffie Poo said so!
{reaches into Bag of Molding} Here you go, a nice chocolate-covered dretching!
Uhh ... Hello!
Would you like to see my bacon bits?
you rang?How you doin'.
Well hello there.
I just looove poodles. So tasty... erhm tastefull yeah that's right, tastefull.
This thread is getting completely out of hand. Please carry on.
This is the best thread ever.
you rang?How you doin'.Well hello there.
I just looove poodles. So tasty... erhm tastefull yeah that's right, tastefull.
Puddles? Yeha, wee our berry taterfull.
Macaroni NASCAR flavoring envelopes apply model print birthday description.
Who da BEEP is dis' addle-cove, coming into our case, rattling his bonebox like a barmy berk?! Get your mangy hide outta here before you find your name in the Dead Book. {dual-wields celery stalks menacingly}
Oh, nooooo! -- did you follow me over from Sigil?!
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Who da BEEP is dis' addle-cove, coming into our case, rattling his bonebox like a barmy berk?! Get your mangy hide outta here before you find your name in the Dead Book. {dual-wields celery stalks menacingly}Oh, nooooo! -- did you follow me over from Sigil?!
You know this stooge? Can't you like cast dismissal on him?
You know this stooge? Can't you like cast dismissal on him?
I'd like to drop a moon on him sorry Chewie but I don't think it'd dent his skull.
Heya spiv, how you doin'? Yeah, I had to give those Hardheads the laugh, before they gave me the rope.
And I like you better as that jinkskirt, Buhnay.
{shifts back from Ambrosia form} Get lost runt! {punts Vinnie over the horizon}
That runt Vinnie was right though...
Puddles? Yeha, wee our berry taterfull.
{gives Puddle a hearty punt} Begone, foul Pood-dull!
Hey, these Pood-dulls make pretty good punting. Maybe we slaads should play cricket or soccer with pood-dulls as the balls?
That runt Vinnie was right though...
Puddles? Yeha, wee our berry taterfull.{gives Puddle a hearty punt} Begone, foul Pood-dull!
Hey, these Pood-dulls make pretty good punting. Maybe we slaads should play cricket or soccer with pood-dulls as the balls?
No no, pood-duls are perfect for playing Maelstrom Pool ... like regular pool, but the table is a rectangle with non-Euclidean angles and the pockets vaporize anything that enters them.
<racks up the table>
Who wants to break?
No no, pood-duls are perfect for playing Maelstrom Pool ... like regular pool, but the table is a rectangle with non-Euclidean angles and the pockets vaporize anything that enters them.
<racks up the table>
Who wants to break?
OK, but can we hit them with cricket bats or polo mallets first, then smush them into pool balls?
Who wants to break?
I will amigo!
smashes table
Is that it? Thass a short game ...
Who wants to break?
I will amigo!
smashes table
Is that it? Thass a short game ...
Damn, he won. Good game.
Damn all this rain! How am I supposed to be the refuge of hungry picnic-goers if it's raining?!?
You theenk rain is bad, try near freezing temperatures in June! Most chaotic! Es muy frio!
Most chaotic!
You lucky slaad....
Hey, thanks for the fried egg biscuits! WSell, they aren't fried yet, but we're about to! You guys got a pan?
Hey, thanks for the fried egg biscuits! WSell, they aren't fried yet, but we're about to! You guys got a pan?
Wait, what are you doing plane-hopping way over here?! For the Honor of the Poodle Lords, YIP! YAP! RAWR!
{violently nibbles the giant Greyish-Greenish Slaad} WhOaAaAa! I fOrGoT yOu WeRe HaLlUcInAgEnIc...
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Hey, thanks for the fried egg biscuits! WSell, they aren't fried yet, but we're about to! You guys got a pan?
You fool! Have you no respect for the continuation of our kind? Traitor!
[slaad]Oh wait, we're slaadi...