Beautiful weather this week, so far. I just hope it lasts through this weekend. I've got the Smatherly Family reunion, and Mrs. Claire Jeblonski's 90th birthday party picnic.
I hope they don't forget the Ranch Dretching for Mrs. Jeblonski's picnic. That old biddy's got some celery stabbing due.
Beautiful weather this week, so far. I just hope it lasts through this weekend. I've got the Smatherly Family reunion, and Mrs. Claire Jeblonski's 90th birthday party picnic.I hope they don't forget the Ranch Dretching for Mrs. Jeblonski's picnic. That old biddy's got some celery stabbing due.
We should all go! I will implant her with eggs as a birthday gift. It's the gift that keeps on giving. Until she is shredded to pieces from the inside, that is...
I will implant her with eggs as a birthday gift. It's the gift that keeps on giving. Until she is shredded to pieces from the inside, that is...
*head tilts to one side*
Slaadi=Aliens?
Casts disintegrate on the traitor/spy/poodle.Bwahaha! Ya missed!
*Vanishes*I'm starting to think this "Greyish-Greenish" thing is some kind of advanced scout, perhaps even an avatar, of a Trickster diety. It would have to be to constantly Gate in here, f*ck with us all, drop curses without provocation, then repeatedly be uneffected by spells which have no saving throw.
{punts MGST Poodle in anger} SEE! That's how it's supposed to work!
Well, all poodles are godlike. We have many powers.
*Humps Ambrosia Slaad's leg*
We should all go! I will implant her with eggs as a birthday gift. It's the gift that keeps on giving. Until she is shredded to pieces from the inside, that is...Beautiful weather this week, so far. I just hope it lasts through this weekend. I've got the Smatherly Family reunion, and Mrs. Claire Jeblonski's 90th birthday party picnic.I hope they don't forget the Ranch Dretching for Mrs. Jeblonski's picnic. That old biddy's got some celery stabbing due.
Cool! We'll make it a Slaad party crash!
Cool! We'll make it a Slaad party crash!We should all go! I will implant her with eggs as a birthday gift. It's the gift that keeps on giving. Until she is shredded to pieces from the inside, that is...Beautiful weather this week, so far. I just hope it lasts through this weekend. I've got the Smatherly Family reunion, and Mrs. Claire Jeblonski's 90th birthday party picnic.I hope they don't forget the Ranch Dretching for Mrs. Jeblonski's picnic. That old biddy's got some celery stabbing due.
GO TEAM CHAOS!
Head on over here and get "baned" by Celestial Healer. Slaads welcome!
Head on over here and get "baned" by Celestial Healer. Slaads welcome!
** spoiler omitted **
Steam apple going worse woods modern.
I'm bored. I haven't egged another living being in ages.
I'm bored. I haven't egged another living being in ages.
Why don't you go visit the Jacks? They love eggs, or so I hear.
I have fresh tomatoes.
Mi kalidescope es de giro en las oscilaciones de morado
Yeah, what he said.
{wanders in, crawls into hollow under some rubble} Here's a good place to rest.
I like this time of year. All of my vegetables are in season.
{sneaks over, steals some kobold brats and fermented turnips out of Eekster's basket} The first thing that I'm gonna do when I get back is to get some decent food. {starts wolfing down food}
You little thief! {considers acid arrowing MGSTP, then remembers how awful the food tasted}
Wow. You pound down the stuff like there's no tomorrow.
{starts flopping around on the ground, coughing and choking.}
What's the matter, man? The food ain't that bad, maybe! What's wrong?
{groans in pain, then stiffens as a small slaad-like creature bursts from his chest}
Shriek!
Shriek!
{looks at small chestburster in horror, then gurgles, and... dies}
Ta-dada-da-da-DAH! Puppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Power!
Ah, the beauty of childbirth.
<Still gestating slaads, but rising anyway for a few seconds>
This thread has now jumped the death slaad.
{groans in pain, then stiffens as a small slaad-like creature bursts from his chest}
I will implant her with eggs as a birthday gift. It's the gift that keeps on giving. Until she is shredded to pieces from the inside, that is...*head tilts to one side*
Slaadi=Aliens?
I knew it!
Hey cousin! Have you seen my dad, Egg Slaad?
You might want to check the Poodle and Jack threads, but he could be in the Thread Celestial.
Ta-dada-da-da-DAH! Puppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Power!
Oh f&*+ no... two of them?!
He wanders around.
I knew it!Hey cousin! Have you seen my dad, Egg Slaad?
Son! What kept you? Must be a slower gestation period in poodles ...
Son! What kept you? Must be a slower gestation period in poodles ...
DAD! {toddles over, attempts to "egg" him in the ankle}
*sniffles*
This is such a touching moment.
Oh f&#! no... two of them?!
You must be Auntie Ambrosia {attempts to "egg" her in the shin}
You must be Auntie Ambrosia {attempts to "egg" her in the shin}
{looks down, sighs} Well, it's better than being humped by another poodle.
*gives Ambrosia Slaad a drive-by humping before running back to the poodle thread*
DAD! {toddles over, attempts to "egg" him in the ankle}
You must be Auntie Ambrosia {attempts to "egg" her in the shin}
That's m'boy! <sniff> I'm so proud.
DAD! {toddles over, attempts to "egg" him in the ankle}That's m'boy! <sniff> I'm so proud.
You must be Auntie Ambrosia {attempts to "egg" her in the shin}
He's growing fast, first an ankle then a shin.
*walks over and pulls SDS of Ambrosia*Did you know there are places where that sort of thing is legal? Which means your were commiting a lawful act.
And dude that's my mom...
DAD! {toddles over, attempts to "egg" him in the ankle}That's m'boy! <sniff> I'm so proud.
You must be Auntie Ambrosia {attempts to "egg" her in the shin}He's growing fast, first an ankle then a shin.
*walks over and pulls SDS of Ambrosia*
Did you know there are places where that sort of thing is legal? Which means your were commiting a lawful act.And dude that's my mom...
If you didn't want us to egg her, you shouldn't have had such a hot mom.
<Comes flying in amongst a shower of acorns>
tchk-tchk-WEEG-WEEG-tchk*
*Dang Jacks! Throwing out my winter stores!!
<gathers up his acorns and scurries back to the Poodles thread>
He's growing fast, first an ankle then a shin.
To be fair, I had to go on tippy-toes to reach her shin. And she's only 5' tall, so her shin is closer to the ground.
Did you know there are places where that sort of thing is legal? Which means your were commiting a lawful act.
LAWFUL is awful! {cringes}
And dude that's my mom...
PJ, what's a MIL- {Ambrosia stuffs a cookie in his mouth to shut him up}
If you didn't want us to egg her, you shouldn't have had such a hot mom.
{blushes} Why thank you, Mr. Tall, Red, & Amphibian. {feeds strip of poodle jerky to Scrappy}
Wee-ooo! Wee-ooo! Wee-ooo!
<A smoking (literally) cop car shows up in the Maelstrom>
Here we are...uh, where are we?
Wee-ooo! Wee-ooo! Wee-ooo!
<A smoking (literally) cop car shows up in the Maelstrom>
Here we are...uh, where are we?
Trespassing ... there is no Law in the Maelstrom. The fine for bringing Law into the Maelstrom is an egging.
<implants eggs into Celestial Follower>
Of course the fine for anything in the Maelstrom is an egging.
<implants eggs into the cop car>
Wee-ooo! Wee-ooo! Wee-ooo!
<A smoking (literally) cop car shows up in the Maelstrom>
Here we are...uh, where are we?
Trespassing ... there is no Law in the Maelstrom. The fine for bringing Law into the Maelstrom is an egging.
<implants eggs into Celestial Follower>
Of course the fine for anything in the Maelstrom is an egging.
<implants eggs into the cop car>
<Regurgitates egg>
I'm allergic. Anyway, I stole the car, so technically...well, not technically, since that's sorta lawful...coincidentally...yeah, that fits better. Where was I? Oh, the car. I stole it, so that's unlawful.Now what are we going to do with this Slaad Squad Quad-Door?
<Points at Scrappy Doo>
Great Heavens! What is that...thing?!?
Shriek!Gods, no!!!
Put 'em up, put 'em up {tries to "egg" him} f%!@ing baby claws, I can't wait till these fall out and I get my real set!
Shriek!Gods, no!!!
You just can't keep a good abomination down(or from being made).
*slides to cop car window*
Hey, I know this place. Its the Slaad Thread! Hey guys, did you hear about the new club/cult?