Drain the tutu amidst the lunar gas badge later.
Forces of Chaos, Discombobulate!
We have nothing to fear but fear.
As well as spiders, snakes, Cthulhu, the IRS, etc., etc., ad nauseum.
I refuse to fear fear. Fearing fear only makes it stronger!
I do, however, have a fear of fearing fearing. Would that be phobophobophobia?
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Deep at the mummy of cup.
Phnord
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*Provides Sunomono Slaad with antacid.*
The tiger cultivates mining Pez along tangents to four shell farts.
Fphnoooord
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Red was the line of mummy and samurai funk down.
Now wink my warp!
Now twitch my Nowygrod!
Just be sure to wash your hands afterwards. If you don't have hands, wash whatever you do have.
Now you're running around cleaning things. Or is that thing's things? Regardless, sounds suspiciously lawful to me.
It's lawful to call people lawful! You're being reverse lawful!
wait... that's OK, isn't it? Er...
You're being reverse reverse lawful! You're being a mist lawnmower! You're being the smell of an absent nurse! You're being Keirkegaard's Moaning Spam Expansion Void!
And I'll have you know that Clann-na-Gael is next to Shoeburyness, so there
You used the word "lawful" too many times and in so doing have threatened the chaotic nature of this thread. As your punishment I hereby place you under a geas. You will henceforth roam the earth until you have obtained a Norwegian Blue Parrot and mated it with a gerbil and a lawyer. Do not return until you have the offspring of that mating.
Klaatu Verata Nnememphunumanumipobverasczkemindaknee.
There. The traditional Crab Mitzvah blessing.
L'Chaim!
The puzzle helicopters over shoe mud and tiger chairs.
And bend... and stretch... and GEAS!
Feygele! Ftagn! F'ish!
Und Bund... bland Scotch... spanned GEARS!
Feygele! Ftagn! F'ish!
{watches Yogi Berra steal another pic-a-nic basket}
*Watches Yogi Bear play baseball.*
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.
!heM
If I was a specially adapted vehicle for sweeping excess grit off newly tarred roads
Daidle deedle deedle diddle diddle deedle daidle dum
All day long I'd sweep excess grit off newly tarred roads
If I was a specially adapted vehicle for sweeping excess grit off newly tarred roads.
Did somebody say.... turnips?!
Never mind the turnips, here's the Slaad Pistols! YAYYYYYY! {Kermit-flails arms}
It needs to be said
That it truly is a shame
How 99.9% of the lawyers
Give the rest a bad name
Do tuba toothpaste players get discounts at the dentists?
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the egg man, they are the egg men.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.
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Turnip round
Every now and then I get a little fat pony that is fervently brown
Turnip round
Every now and then I get a tickle, bat pliers, that's whistling like a clown on lite beers
(Turnip round Breitbart)
Every now and then I pool a fart!
(Turnip round Breitbart)
Every now and then I pool a fart!
And I peed a cow tonight!
And I peed a cow forever!
And if you'll only scald my tights
Then I will have germ free nethers!
It'll only be Marky Mark night
Forever, you dong,
Together we can take it for a pedalo crime
Saladin's like a sad dhow on me all of the time
I really need new dry tights
Fur Robber's gonna Slaad my tights
Fur Robber's gonna Slaad my tights
Once a pony Timpani foaling alive
Butt gnawing only fails to take part
Sniffing Iocane, a Doodlebug twitcherer hat.
Napkin.
Mister City Policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying, I'm crying.
I'm crying, I'm crying.
I juggled monkey wrenches 'till my bicycle went flat. But pineapple is out of season, so I need a red coffee pot now.
{suddenly breaks into the Slaadtusi}
Listens to the sound of crickets quietly chirping in the background.
Then sets up a stereo system with truly humongous speakers and starts playing "Flight of the Valkyries" at max volume.
breakdances
takes two Toto tapes to tango, er, Tangiers
Goes to Paris for a tango.
does it take two to peel a tangorine?
♪ ♬ "Hey, Mr. Tangorine Man, quay a saw for three..." ♩ ♫