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If you're not going to eat that pin-setter, could I have it?It's not mine, so yeeeessss.
{munching happily} You want some? It's pretty good, though I wish I'd used a dry-rub on it before smoking it. {shakes some more Miskatonic Insanity Sauce on it for a bit of heat}
Oops, almost forgot. {pours a 40 of bolts and fasteners out for our homey, Rusty}
NOM NOM NOM
If you're not going to eat that pin-setter, could I have it?It's not mine, so yeeeessss.{munching happily} You want some? It's pretty good, though I wish I'd used a dry-rub on it before smoking it. {shakes some more Miskatonic Insanity Sauce on it for a bit of heat}
Oops, almost forgot. {pours a 40 of bolts and fasteners out for our homey, Rusty}
I'll take anything with a little Miskatonic, yeeessss.
NOM NOM NOM
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
I'll take anything with a little Miskatonic, yeeessss.If you're not going to eat that pin-setter, could I have it?It's not mine, so yeeeessss.{munching happily} You want some? It's pretty good, though I wish I'd used a dry-rub on it before smoking it. {shakes some more Miskatonic Insanity Sauce on it for a bit of heat}
Oops, almost forgot. {pours a 40 of bolts and fasteners out for our homey, Rusty}
I know. I once put some Miskatonic on a tomato, and it was good enough that I was able to eat it!
I know, I know... It's not as good as a pinsetter, but nothing is.
I'll take anything with a little Miskatonic, yeeessss.If you're not going to eat that pin-setter, could I have it?It's not mine, so yeeeessss.{munching happily} You want some? It's pretty good, though I wish I'd used a dry-rub on it before smoking it. {shakes some more Miskatonic Insanity Sauce on it for a bit of heat}
Oops, almost forgot. {pours a 40 of bolts and fasteners out for our homey, Rusty}
I know. I once put some Miskatonic on a tomato, and it was good enough that I was able to eat it!
I know, I know... It's not as good as a pinsetter, but nothing is.
You work with what you have, my friend.
Or steal. That usually works too.
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And then you bury what you got, and forget where you buried most of it over the winter.
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Don't I know it, brother!
whirrrr, click The location of said objects have been recorded and are available for download, please submit a DNA sample in triplicate
Stop looking at me ._.
Stop looking at me ._.
{notices MC is looking in a mirror} I wasn't gonna say anything, but {points at MC's reflection} he has been talking about you behind your back.
KWEH! {runs at top speed from my reflection}
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Come back Dinner...I mean Chocobo.
>.> <.< >.>
*puts down Ranch Dretching*
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Thanks.
I HAVE STICKS THROUGH MY HEAD!
*pulls on sticks*
Come back Dinner...I mean Chocobo.
>.> <.< >.>
*puts down Ranch Dretching*
Did anybody remember to egg that guy?
Damn, we're getting slow.
Best thread ever.
Where? I wanna see it too!
Zoikk!
{fails Will save against "Stupidly Happy" effect, floats blissfully around thread}
I wonder if she'll pop like a balloon?
pulls a sharp barbed needle from out of "nowhere" and ponders it chaoticly
Something smells like fish.
Can fish smell?
If they did, in the forest, and no-one was about, would it sound like 'Total Eclipse of the Heart' backwards?
{much a forgotten days-old balloon, floats a couple foot above the ground and over into the corner near the houseplant}
{sarcastically:} Hey buddy, thanks for blocking the light. Some of us are photosynthesizing here!
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Of course we have sarcastic house plants.
Yes they're quite asoybic.
Suddenly it makes sense why those three vases I knock over every day are always back in the morning.
Fore!
Slaps Squirrelshades with a nine iron and watches him ricochet off one house plant, one floating slaad balloon, three new vases, and one landlord before sliding into a large soccer net for the point
Goal!
It's a football net!
In Slaad thread squirrel hits you with nine-iron. Or is that Russia?
That makes me want to go to Russia.
You should make sure you're properly dressed before you go. Here, hold these herbs. {gives Tossed a bouquet garni, shoots him with mayonnaise and ketchup watercannons}
It's a football net!
No, it's a sock-her net.
DO I SMELL SRIACHA?
That's coming from my undercarriage.
Did you get the rust proofing and scotchguarding too?
Does it look like he wears shag carpet?
Wait, don't answer that question.
{also begins "dancing"}
U1hhhhh5nnn3!
*drops the bass*
Pretty sure that's actually a trout.
TRICK OR TROUT!!!!
*whacks with frozen tuna*
*Responds with barrage of pollock*
*Responds with barrage of pollock*
*responds with a barrage of Jackson Pollocks*