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So White Wolf released their April Fools Joke Supplement.. Basically it is a Supplement on how to turn your Exalted game into a Hentai Version *They never say Hentai, but tentacles are involved* .. it is called Exxxalted Sexy Edition: Scroll of Swallowed Darkness, it is some funny stuff... There are 2 versions, censored and uncensored, you need to pay $.99 for the uncensored version.

Warning..I would not let your kids even read the uncensored version...

White Wolf is definitely pushing their For Adults Game ;-)

If you are sensitive to this kind of stuff, stay away!

Spoiler:

White Wolf wrote:

Sneak Preview for Exalted

Darkness can conceal much...
Posted: 2009-04-01

Today we pried some material for an upcoming Exalted 2nd Edition project from the hands of our creative staff.

Because of the adult nature of the material, finding even a few pages that we could share was a unique challenge - involving a lot of blacked out text and careful box placement on the gorgeous art. But, by working with our friends from DriveThruRpg have we found a hm... satisfying solution for those fans who want to reveal in the uninhibited Exalted experience.

Hosted on our website, in the downloads section is the 16 page document, Scroll of Swallowed Darkness (Censored), made available for free. But for those individuals who would like to read full content and see full visuals, the uncensored version is on DTR, but you must be an adult to purchase.

Scroll of Swallowed Darkness
This product adds new depths to your Exalted series: intrigue and manipulation, unrestrained sexuality, dangerous seducers and sex magic, opening a variety of new opportunities for every Exalt.

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I want!


I thought Exalted was already hentai! At least judging by some of the covers...

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joela wrote:
I want!

Then get it!

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Krypter wrote:
I thought Exalted was already hentai! At least judging by some of the covers...

You are confusing Hentai with Anime.. One are cartoons based on a Japanese animation art style, the other is also based on that style but is sexually explicit or pornographic comics or animation.

The art for Exalted is very much based in the Anime Style.


I was joking, dammit. Where did I put my smiley faces? Oh, here: ;)

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Dragnmoon wrote:
joela wrote:
I want!
Then get it!

my collection's already too big ;-)


Funny enough, but I don't buy their explanation for why this costs money.

Setting your DriveThrough account to "yes, I'm old enough, give me naughty" isn't enough to make people realise that they're downloading smut? "WARNING! CONTAINS SMUT!" Wasn't enough?

And I think other companies don't have a problem with free rules stuff, either. Even wizards does it, and their plan is to charge for virtual miniatures!

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KaeYoss wrote:

Funny enough, but I don't buy their explanation for why this costs money.

Setting your DriveThrough account to "yes, I'm old enough, give me naughty" isn't enough to make people realise that they're downloading smut? "WARNING! CONTAINS SMUT!" Wasn't enough?

And I think other companies don't have a problem with free rules stuff, either. Even wizards does it, and their plan is to charge for virtual miniatures!

ehhh... it was only $.99


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KaeYoss wrote:

Funny enough, but I don't buy their explanation for why this costs money.

Setting your DriveThrough account to "yes, I'm old enough, give me naughty" isn't enough to make people realise that they're downloading smut? "WARNING! CONTAINS SMUT!" Wasn't enough?

And I think other companies don't have a problem with free rules stuff, either. Even wizards does it, and their plan is to charge for virtual miniatures!

I think that the idea, is that not so many little kids have the credit card required to purchase it.

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mmm could be...
well a dollar is a dollar...

but well... i hate censorship...

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Jam412 wrote:
KaeYoss wrote:

Funny enough, but I don't buy their explanation for why this costs money.

Setting your DriveThrough account to "yes, I'm old enough, give me naughty" isn't enough to make people realise that they're downloading smut? "WARNING! CONTAINS SMUT!" Wasn't enough?

And I think other companies don't have a problem with free rules stuff, either. Even wizards does it, and their plan is to charge for virtual miniatures!

I think that the idea, is that not so many little kids have the credit card required to purchase it.

Yeah, its not like my brother got a credit card application every other month for a year after he turned 15... oh wait. He did. :D

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Montalve wrote:

mmm could be...

well a dollar is a dollar...

but well... i hate censorship...

I understand this type of 'Censorship'

There is pornography in the document. They kind of had to do something to make sure it does not get into children's hands.

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Dragnmoon wrote:
Krypter wrote:
I thought Exalted was already hentai! At least judging by some of the covers...

You are confusing Hentai with Anime.. One are cartoons based on a Japanese animation art style, the other is also based on that style but is sexually explicit or pornographic comics or animation.

The art for Exalted is very much based in the Anime Style.

You are incorrect.

Anime = Hentai.


Lord Fyre wrote:
Dragnmoon wrote:
Krypter wrote:
I thought Exalted was already hentai! At least judging by some of the covers...

You are confusing Hentai with Anime.. One are cartoons based on a Japanese animation art style, the other is also based on that style but is sexually explicit or pornographic comics or animation.

The art for Exalted is very much based in the Anime Style.

You are incorrect.

Anime = Hentai.

Not around here or to any anime fans I know of. Anime are tv shows done in animation. Hentai is porn done in animation ( And normally odd, and just wrong)

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Anime is the animated form of Manga art. Hentai means "perverse". Hentai seiyoku means "sexual perversion". Hentai is shorthand in Japanese for any kind of sexual stuff, not just the cartoons.

So, Hentai can = anime, but anime doesn't mean hentai.

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