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Raised by wolverines in the howling wastelands of the North, I was driven to tame the wilderness and take its spirit into the marrow of my bones so that I could avenge the insidious death of my first dog at the hands of a criminally-insane racoon. And that is how I became a computer programmer.
I like classic movies, rockclimbing, canoeing, classic fantasy literature, videogames and international politics. I can be easily bribed with marzipan, shiny maps, or the mention of labyrinths. EASILY, I say.