
Kobold Catgirl |

Kobold Cleaver wrote:How about Courtfool? Everybody hates poodles!Already did that.
Pff, I got about 10 hate threads.

The Jade |

The Jade wrote:I heard that we're all NPCs entertaining delusions of self awareness. But cogs in the great wheel that is KC's divine campaign.Does this mean we have to tithe now?
Yes, but when the collection plate comes around, I hear that bound, squirming rats are better than gold.

The Jade |

CourtFool wrote:He also believes there are 72 virgins waiting for him in heaven but he's not going to happy when he sees who they are.The Jade wrote:Koboldist.You are one of those flat Golarion nut-jobs, aren't you?
I've already met my 72 virgins and ruined them for the rest of you.
Sure am sorry about that.
(You got me thinking, CJ... if those 72 women died virgins there is indeed a good chance that they are more busted than the Berlin Wall. Clever.)

The Jade |

Callous Jack wrote:yeah they are all jacks.CourtFool wrote:He also believes there are 72 virgins waiting for him in heaven but he's not going to happy when he sees who they are.The Jade wrote:Koboldist.You are one of those flat Golarion nut-jobs, aren't you?
Well, you never know when you're going to own a fleet of trucks that need tire changes in heaven, do ya?

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CourtFool wrote:I'm a star photographer. For Tiger Beat.Heathansson wrote:KC fainted at a Jonas Bros. concert.What were you doing there?
Funny you said "Tiger Beat". Your miniature avatar is striking a similar pose to Ox in his picture on the cover of Tiger Beat (from the movie Stripes).

Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy |

Looks like I killed the thread.
{looks around anxiously for Kobold Cleaver} Where's my best friend been hiding?! Kobie and I miss him so much.
{spots Gark} Hey, goblins are almost kobolds... <sniff, sniff> you even smell a lot like KC...
{gloms on to Gark} SQUEEEEEEEEEEE! Gark is my new bestest friend!!!!!11!1

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Gark the Goblin wrote:Looks like I killed the thread.{looks around anxiously for Kobold Cleaver} Where's my best friend been hiding?! Kobie and I miss him so much.
{spots Gark} Hey, goblins are almost kobolds... <sniff, sniff> you even smell a lot like KC...
{gloms on to Gark} SQUEEEEEEEEEEE! Gark is my new bestest friend!!!!!11!1
But wait! If your deity is KC, why aren't you in the "Shrine" thread? Quick! You've got to get there now!

Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy |

Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy wrote:{gloms on to Gark} SQUEEEEEEEEEEE! Gark is my new bestest friend!!!!!11!1But wait! If your deity is KC, why aren't you in the "Shrine" thread? Quick! You've got to get there now!
See, you even have that little panicky/annoyed tone in your voice that KC gets. YAY! You're a great replacement! PokeGark, I choose YOU!
I can't wait to show you my spider collection!

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Gark the Goblin wrote:Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy wrote:{gloms on to Gark} SQUEEEEEEEEEEE! Gark is my new bestest friend!!!!!11!1But wait! If your deity is KC, why aren't you in the "Shrine" thread? Quick! You've got to get there now!See, you even have that little panicky/annoyed tone in your voice that KC gets. YAY! You're a great replacement! PokeGark, I choose YOU!
I can't wait to show you my spider collection!
Cool, spiders!
Aw, dang. I accidentally created a virus that kills rust monsters but transferred over to wolves and then spiders! It's like a mutant killer!
Any chance you have disease immunity? No? Well, that sucks.