Looks lahk thet Lizerd Hippeh's back. Ah thunk fer shor sumbuddy filled thet little yelluh-backed fella fulla buckshot....
Ah got him.
*click click*
BOOOM!!
durn hippehs ...
Ayup.
*opens PBR*
*passes rest of 12 pack around*
*BUUUUURP!!!!*
Ayubetcha.
Why ain't them hippehs bin outlawred by the guv'mint?
Ah'm purty shor summa them dang hippehs snuck inta guv'mint perzishuns jest so's they kin pertekt the rest uv em.
Is thet a hippeh over thar? Raht on the edge o mah properteh?
DAGNABBIT, HIPPEH! GIT OFF MEH PROPERTEH!!!
Git'em, CH!
*opens PBR*
Chasin' hippehs otta be on TV.
Ah'm thinkin we kin make us uh game show. Mebbe callit "Run, Hippeh, Run." Fust prize kin be some BBQ ribs, sum moonshine, er mebbe uh bran-spankin new shottgun.
Aberzombie wrote: Ah'm thinkin we kin make us uh game show. Mebbe callit "Run, Hippeh, Run." Fust prize kin be some BBQ ribs, sum moonshine, er mebbe uh bran-spankin new shottgun. Fer the decent folk, raht? Not fer the hippehs.
They git nothin but lead.
HOT led. Raht betwixt the eyes.
Ah tell you whut, lich-man.
Ayup.
*pours PBR over Rice Krispies*
Prolly sum hippeh conspiraceh.
Them hippehs is messin wit ahr posts agin...
Dirty hippehs, ain't got no manners.
*haaaawk*
*PTUI*
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Goddang hippehs. Thar awtuh be uh law uhginst em.
Aberzombie wrote: Goddang hippehs. Thar awtuh be uh law uhginst em. 'Slong as thar ain't no law ginst shootin em.
Looks like yourn cousin's come calling Aberzombie. Lichy, yew got any brains for the poor feller? He looks a mite peaked.
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