untitled, II

[Aberzombie]

Ayup.

[Larry Lichman]

Hay y'all! Ah'm a new pappy! Ah dun got meh a little gal.

*passes out ceegars"

[Big Mammy Grillz]

congratulations there Lichy!. Yew got a cuzin' kin marry her yet?

[Larry Lichman]

Thankee kindly, Ma. No nupshulls yet, but we'll see whut happins.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

If'n yew don't find yerself a country cuzin' what to betroth her to, I gots plenty of fine strapping nephews. That is if'n yew don't mind marrying outta yer immediate family a-course.

**SLURP**

Froggy! Yew gotta light for yer momma's ceegar?

[Valegrim]

you wants fire lady? I gots fire; in spades baby; just rub this little bottle here and say; I wish I had some fire to light my cigarette.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Larry Lichman wrote:

Hay y'all! Ah'm a new pappy! Ah dun got meh a little gal.

*passes out ceegars"

Congrats, Larry.

*Sips ale*
ayup.

[Aberzombie]

Thet's perty good Larry. Ah'm happeh fer ya.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Valegrim wrote:

you wants fire lady? I gots fire; in spades baby; just rub this little bottle here and say; I wish I had some fire to light my cigarette.

OOOOH 'Freeti you can light my fire any-old time!

Bats her green-mascaraed cow eyes at Valegrim. Takes the little bottle and rubs it vigorusly.

I wish I had ... A new 'Freeti husband!

[therealthom]

Big Mammy Grillz wrote:

Bats her green-mascaraed cow eyes at Valegrim. Takes the little bottle and rubs it vigorusly.

I wish I had ... A new 'Freeti husband!

Aye, aye, aye, aye. She is the 'freeti bandita.

She loves muscley Efreeti
She loves them, she do.
She loves hot Efreeti.
But not in a stew.

with apologies to Frito-Lay

[Ubermench]

Ai(urpp)yup

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Tosses the small bottle away.

Man all that durn thing did is turn me into a blue-skinned freak. It's false advertisin' !

[Larry Lichman]

Thank all a'yuhs fer yer kind thots.

Naow, let's git back ta bizness. Pass me a PBR.

[Kobold Catgirl]

The accent strikes back.

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Butterfrog]

ayu....p... urgh...

Ma' me thincs da changote wuz bad....

*tummyaches*

[Aberzombie]

If'n yer feelin bad, frog, Ah got sum medisin raht heer.

hands thuh frog uh jug'o homebrew

[Kruelaid]

*SPHOOT*

[Aberzombie]

Dang skippeh.

[Larry Lichman]

Sho 'nuff.

[Aberzombie]

Ayup.

[Kruelaid]

*SPHOOT*

*CLANG*

The spitoon's startin' teh reek sumthin' fierce.

[Larry Lichman]

Ah thenk Froggeh maht of had an axident in thet spittoon.

[Aberzombie]

Sounz bout raht. Thet frog feller shor wuz feelin bad.

[Butterfrog]

*pops hed out the spittoon*

we neva talk 'bot dis, ok?

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Froggie yew getcher green behind into this trailer THIS INSTANT! How many times I tol' yew that the spitoon ain't no good pond fer lil' froggies to splash around in!

sighs

Naow jest look at yew. All slicked up with chaw. I guess it's the washtub and some-a Lamashtu's patented lye soap cakes for yew young frog!

[Larry Lichman]

Ayup.

*Opens PBR*

[Aberzombie]

Goddang hippehs.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

dangum.

[Butterfrog]

awight ma'

*goes and takes a bath in the cacerole*

[Larry Lichman]

Ayup.

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Ubermench]

Spitoon flavored frog gumbo....Ayuk.

[Heathansson]

reckin.

[Butterfrog]

*croaks and the tune of the banjo while taking a cacerole bath*

Alla en el rancho grande, alla donde viviiiiiiaaaaa...

[Larry Lichman]

Thet froggeh's drunk agin.

[Aberzombie]

He musta found Uncle Cosmo's still uhgin.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Naow naow he's jest singin' in the washtub. It's kinda cute. I jest wish he wouldn't sing in that thar hippeh Ess-Span-yowl language. People will think he weren't raised proper!

*HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK*

*SPLOOT*

<clang>

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Larry Lichman]

Ayup.

[Aberzombie]

Enybuddy knowed whar ol'Valegrim is. Ah ain't seen thet feller fer uh while.

[Aberzombie]

Goddang gremlins.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Gremlins are great.

[Heathansson]

aint neather.

[Larry Lichman]

Gremlins is jest hippehs in disgise.

[Heathansson]

as is kibotes.

[Larry Lichman]

Ayup.

[Butterfrog]

Ayup