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[Larry Lichman]

Dadgum hippeh wabbits.

[Ubermench]

Free beer is the best beer.

[Aberzombie]

Think uhgen hippeh. Thuh best kinda beer is thuh kind whut ya make yerself.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

**SLURP** Well, 'Freeti kinda made this here PBR with his magical thingamabob powers, so I'm guessin' that counts right?

[Aberzombie]

Ayup.

[Larry Lichman]

Ayup.

[Heathansson]

wut?

[Cap'n Jose Monkamuck]

Never drink used beer.

[CourtFool]

A Yap!

[Butterfrog]

Hey ma' the doggie is back! Looks like da 'gators didnat got'im

*pours a PBR on the doggie's bowl*

[Big Mammy Grillz]

**SLURP**

Yew make sure yew pick up his leavins Froggie if'n yew wanna keep that mutt

[Heathansson]

ayyyyu...

[Warlock4Hire]

Swamp corns comin in reeeeeeeeeal nice.
*spits*
*drinks*
*rocks in rocking chair*

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

'bout as high as a bullywug's eye it is

**SLURP**

**BRRRAAAP**

[Aberzombie]

Goddang bullywugs.

[Ubermench]

Watch out fer bullywogs lickin' their eyeballs, it a sign the want to breed with ya'.

[Aberzombie]

Ah ain't gonna ask how come ya knowed sumthin lahk thet, hippeh.

[Heathansson]

ayyup.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Diaper Dan is prolly one-a those bullywug lickin' hippehs. Allus staggerin' roun' the bayou gigglin'. Durn hippehs.

**SLURRRP**

Froggy! Go get yer ma another PBR heah?

[Heathansson]

dayyum.

[Ubermench]

There's a time and place for mind altering drugs and it's called collage.

[Heathansson]

I new u wes wuna dem book larnt foos.

[Ubermench]

I just when for the poontang.

[Heathansson]

theleb kaarna go wup yo ass.

[Ubermench]

I don't think I'm drunk enough to understand what you just said.

[Heathansson]

wuts rong, yew caint spaik hah melnibonean?

[Ubermench]

I dropped that class but I have a semester of jive. See a broad to get that bodiac lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em.

[Heathansson]

ayyup. collich boah. thanx hay now evruhthain.

[Aberzombie]

Big Mammy dun called him Diaper Dan. Ah ain't nevah thunk it afore, but it shore do look lahk he's gotta diaper on his head.

[Heathansson]

ayup.

[Heathansson]

dang skippeh.

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

I don' even wanna look too close at what's buzzin' 'round that thar head diaper nohow.

[Aberzombie]

Ayup.

[Ubermench]

I gotta wear it cuz of the sht I know.

[Ubermench]

And my fiys ain't nowere as big as Big Mammys crabs.

[Butterfrog]

Sowy took my so lung to fetch ya beer ma' Me was playin' with tha bullys

[Kruelaid]

*NNGNNGNGNAAAAWWWWWWK*

*SPOOT!*

Ayup...

[Kruelaid]

Chaw?

[Heathansson]

I wint tu U-puwlit in gut uh new trancmition fer muh pint o.

[Kruelaid]

HEYYYL! Yer still drivin' 'er? I thank th'lil feller dun burned uup.

[Heathansson]

I blowed it up, but I jis redit th' enteriar.

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

That thar Pacer over yonder on the blocks is just a-waiting on'er distributor an' she'll be a honey! Yew watch.

**SLURP**

Thanks Froggy, yew wuz allus such a good boy. Not like yer no account pappy.

[Hugo Solis]

ayup

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Heathansson]

reckin.

[Butterfrog]

freakin' ("f"roggie slang)

[Wally Wabbit]

Kill da kobold!!!