*leaning back in lounge chair holding a pad of paper and a pen, dressed in a bikini and sunglasses*
Well, nude sunbathing isn't really my thing, but I'm sure Sunny Godhead won't mind. I have some commandments in case you're interested. Er, I'm not so sure about that umbrella. I think it might be taboo. You'd better ask.
nude sunbathing count us in
... Er, I'm not so sure about that umbrella. I think it might be taboo. You'd better ask.
Malice Jack grins wickedly
No problem. My skins been Simonized
Folds up the umbrella, holds it like a javelin and hurls it far up into the sky. It disappears over the horizon
Enters cult area. Plunks down folding chair and umbrella. Drops large cooler in front. Arrainges mojito fixins and makes himself a drink. Sits down and sips
Ahhh.
Sets down a keg in a large bucket of ice.
Did you remember the frisbee for the poodles? We need to practice our backswings and targeting. Not to mention our shock tactics. ERR...I mean spend the day enjoying ourselves.
Yeah, it's nice over here. No Borg or Kobolds to deal with. We can relax, drink beer, and watch the pretty girls go by.
Nude sunbathing? Count me in.Hey, Angel, mind if I join you?
This keeps getting better and better!
Strings a volleyball net
Anyone want to play?
Tosses ball back and forth
Strings a volleyball net
Anyone want to play?
Tosses ball back and forth
I'll play. Just take it easy on me, 'kay? I'm not made of ceramic composite.
I'll play. Just take it easy on me, 'kay? I'm not made of ceramic composite.Strings a volleyball net
Anyone want to play?
Tosses ball back and forth
Gee. I thought you were a porcelain angel.
Malice Jack fetches the regulation volleyball and dumps the Jacks' usual depleted uranium ball back on the sidelines
Nooo problem Lynora.
Serves over the net.
Can I sunbathe au naturale? It's tough to find a Speedo for a golem.
Great. Now I can't get that image out of my head.
Is that why it looks like your head's exploding?
*leaning back in lounge chair holding a pad of paper and a pen, dressed in a bikini and sunglasses*
Well, nude sunbathing isn't really my thing, but I'm sure Sunny Godhead won't mind. I have some commandments in case you're interested. Er, I'm not so sure about that umbrella. I think it might be taboo. You'd better ask.
I have no problem with the ladies nude sunbathing.
*GRINS*
Hairy tribbles on the other hand....
Is that why it looks like your head's exploding?
I have trouble keeping sunshine all in one spot.
Malice Jack fetches the regulation volleyball and dumps the Jacks' usual depleted uranium ball back on the sidelines
Nooo problem Lynora.
Serves over the net.
*Suddenly a giant angry mosquito bursts into play and bumps head first into the volley ball.*
I have some nice SAE30 oil if anyone needs some!
Jumps into volleyball game Bump!
This seems like the perfect vacation spot. No annoying interns to bug me.
*dives for ball and knocks it over net* BUMP.
*hurriedly adjust slight bikini malfunction and hopes no one noticed.*
*dives for ball and knocks it over net* BUMP.
*hurriedly adjust slight bikini malfunction and hopes no one noticed.*
I did. ROWRRR!
I missed my shot! (but it was worth it.) Your point.
Has anyone seen the Major? I have some paperwork he needs to sign.
Hey somebody get the intern a drink and tell him to relax. Work can wait. Just enjoy the sunshine.
*leaning back in lounge chair holding a pad of paper and a pen, dressed in a bikini and sunglasses*
Well, nude sunbathing isn't really my thing, but I'm sure Sunny Godhead won't mind. I have some commandments in case you're interested. Er, I'm not so sure about that umbrella. I think it might be taboo. You'd better ask.
I assume little paper umbrellas for the drinks are permissable?
I assume little paper umbrellas for the drinks are permissable?*leaning back in lounge chair holding a pad of paper and a pen, dressed in a bikini and sunglasses*
Well, nude sunbathing isn't really my thing, but I'm sure Sunny Godhead won't mind. I have some commandments in case you're interested. Er, I'm not so sure about that umbrella. I think it might be taboo. You'd better ask.
Of course. It's just the ones that block the sunshine that are objectionable.
*drool*
Hey somebody get the intern a drink and tell him to relax. Work can wait. Just enjoy the sunshine.
Coming up!
Runs over and fixes a mojito for the intern
I can do a White Russian if you prefer.
I'd like warm milk please.
Looks like a lot of the party has wandered off. Oh well. Who'd like a mai tai?
Hmm.
Were you looking for something KC? Why don't you sit back and relax in the sunshine for awhile?
Were you looking for something KC? Why don't you sit back and relax in the sunshine for awhile?
No, but my tracer leads me to suspect that part of Frogskin's body may be around here somewhere.
Meanwhile, many feet below in a dormant volcano, a skeletal wing lies. Suddenly, the earth is parting, as a dracolich buries to the wing...
So. Candle Lighter. I'd feared you would return.
*Blasts dracolich with ice shards*
So. Candle Lighter. I'd feared you would return.
*Blasts dracolich with ice shards*
GAAAAAA!!!
*Teleports away*
Eeek! Okay, I think this would be a good time to go visit my friends at the frog pond.
So. Candle Lighter. I'd feared you would return.
*Blasts dracolich with ice shards*GAAAAAA!!!
*Teleports away*
*Grabs wing and teleports back up*
Alright, I got part of Frogskin. This is gonna be difficult.
Malice Jack fetches the regulation volleyball and dumps the Jacks' usual depleted uranium ball back on the sidelines
Hey Jack, if you're goona leave, take the depleted urnaium with you. I may be divine, but even I have my limits when it comes to dealing with the EPA.
I'd like warm milk please.
Do you like fish too?
Hey Jack, if you're goona leave, take the depleted urnaium with you. I may be divine, but even I have my limits when it comes to dealing with the EPA.
Naw man, I'm still here. Chillax SunnyG! Besides, that depleted uranium is safe. Now who wants another round of volleyball?
Passes out requested drinks and returns to the volleyball pit
We may as well play as it seems the dragon's visit was short-lived. I hate it when I miss a fight.
Co-ed shirts vs. skins/metal plating?
We may as well play as it seems the dragon's visit was short-lived. I hate it when I miss a fight.
Co-ed shirts vs. skins/metal plating?
Presuming a bikini counts as a shirt, and we're still playing with the regulation volleyball, count me in.
Presuming a bikini counts as a shirt, and we're still playing with the regulation volleyball, count me in.We may as well play as it seems the dragon's visit was short-lived. I hate it when I miss a fight.
Co-ed shirts vs. skins/metal plating?
Welcome Goddess of the Sand and Volleyball! I think with your 'accidental' wardrobe malfunctions you can play on either team.
Panama Jack has sent along a number of skin care products. They're quite good. Would you like me to rub some on your back, while my fellow Jack mixes you a drink? *wink*
Presuming a bikini counts as a shirt, and we're still playing with the regulation volleyball, count me in.We may as well play as it seems the dragon's visit was short-lived. I hate it when I miss a fight.
Co-ed shirts vs. skins/metal plating?
Welcome Goddess of the Sand and Volleyball! I think with your 'accidental' wardrobe malfunctions you can play on either team.
Panama Jack has sent along a number of skin care products. They're quite good. Would you like me to rub some on your back, while my fellow Jack mixes you a drink? *wink*
*blushes* I am no goddess. Merely a humble priestess. And the wardrobe malfunction really was an accident. The commandments forbid the use of sunblock, but I'm sure a little tanning oil couldn't hurt.
Opens the bag Panama Jack left for us and notices that the bottles have somehow been 'mis-labeled'. A wide smile appears on JH's normally stoic countenance. He removes the label from the bottle.
Here ya go priestess! This oil should produce a wonderful golden glow. I can help with your back if you wish.
Opens the bag Panama Jack left for us and notices that the bottles have somehow been 'mis-labeled'. A wide smile appears on JH's normally stoic countenance. He removes the label from the bottle.
Here ya go priestess! This oil should produce a wonderful golden glow. I can help with your back if you wish.
Thank you.
*holds her hair out of the way so JH can put the tanning oil on her back.*
Opens the bag Panama Jack left for us and notices that the bottles have somehow been 'mis-labeled'. A wide smile appears on JH's normally stoic countenance. He removes the label from the bottle.
Here ya go priestess! This oil should produce a wonderful golden glow. I can help with your back if you wish.
Thank you.
*holds her hair out of the way so JH can put the tanning oil on her back.*
Isn't it great the way it makes your skin tingle and feel so alive?