While Boomer's infamous Pants of the Many Monkeys (from rpg super-star "gag items" fame) has monkeys that can speak french, among other things, there are some aberrations out there that can sing in faux-french.
Naturally, despite being unnatural creatures- they can spawn some peculiar variants, as demonstrated here.
Refreshing the memories...
faux french tentacled aberrations
variant 1 (not quite the same/semi-nsfw)
variant 2 (not the same either, much work-safer though)
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I actually felt sorry for the Cleric who fell, and being the stick in the mud puddle that I usually am, I found this thread mostly unfunny. If it had been just tentacle humor and her coming off victorious, I would have been fine with it. I also wonder how devoted she really was to Iomedae in the end since all the canon books say her church has VERY high standards and are legendarily hard to corrupt.
Then again, that just might be me. I threw tentacle jokes once with the Entangle spell (actually, the players started the joke, not me) but it never got THAT far. Also, I find it mighty hypocritical that half the tentacle joke posts (that are unsubtle to say the least) are even tolerated, yet on another thread, one post about a succubus rubbing lotion on herself was instantly removed (compare tentacle rape to lotion rubbing on M-rated material scale).
Anyway, glad I could give my two cents to this, though I am pretty sure some people here will disagree with me WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE :D
Then again, that just might be me. I threw tentacle jokes once with the Entangle spell (actually, the players started the joke, not me) but it never got THAT far. Also, I find it mighty hypocritical that half the tentacle joke posts (that are unsubtle to say the least) are even tolerated, yet on another thread, one post about a succubus rubbing lotion on herself was instantly removed (compare tentacle rape to lotion rubbing on M-rated material scale).
succubi and lotion? dernnit, I missed out on all the good stuff ;P
You could give your cleric a feat called TOUCH OF MADDNESS
its for spell casters
WHEN YOU MAKE USE OF SPELL, PSIONIC POWER OR SPELL-LIKE ABILITY THAT CAUSES THE CONFUSED CONDITION YOU MAY CHOSE TO DELVER IT AS A TOUCH ATTACK INSTEAD OF A RANGED ATTACK.IF THIS TOUCH ATTACK SUCCEEDS YOUR CASTER LEVEL AND THE SAVE DC ARE BOTH INCREASED BY +2
Your suppose to have a certian faith but you could say the tramua of of being grappled and groped causes this feat to react when tentacles attack.And works against tentacles as well.
Whether in a futurish setting or a "dungeoncrawl deathtrap" adventure, tentacled aberrations can be a boon to have.
I found this thread absolutely hilarious and wish I'd been in on the OP's game.
Thanks for brightening my day!
I found this thread absolutely hilarious and wish I'd been in on the OP's game.
Thanks for brightening my day!
Huzzah! We got new guests.
Guess it's a good time as any to do a bit of updating...
aberrations...
in tea parties.
While Boomer's infamous Pants of the Many Monkeys (from rpg super-star "gag items" fame) has monkeys that can speak french, among other things, there are some aberrations out there that can sing in faux-french.
Refreshing the memories...
How about a variant faux french version instead?
And in the interest of keeping things "fair and balanced", here's a (possibly?) useful video primer on how to hunt medium-sized starspawns in a school setting.... (sneak attacks with blunt weapons, assistance from other tentacled aberrations, and advanced weaponry not included).
And Update # 3
So, what'd I miss?P.S. And did I mention even more pink tentacles and seafood?
And a fourth update edition to be had.
And on a related note...
You wouldn't think it, but aberrations and polka go together...
Still too early for a 5th/next edition update, so we'll have to make do with another variant polka
With the right kind of enlightened hiring practices, even tentacled aberrations can be put to good use doing jobs in the public sector...
The type of things that tentacled aberrations can bring to the table for a manned flight to Mars are myriad.
The type of things that tentacled aberrations can bring to the table for a manned flight to Mars are myriad.
Unfortunately, the chance of a blowback-styled retaliation from irate Martians may make such a venture untenable. Fortunately, there will always be some heroically-minded tentacled aberration to assist in defending the planet.
P.S. As an added bonus, the event that percipitated the need for such a venture to the red planet
Still too early for a 5th/next edition update, so we'll have to make do with another variant polka
And we have yet another variant of polka with a tentacled aberration.
Very soon... an adventuring party can benefit from having tentacled aberrations as members (it also helps to have some firepower too).
Spent a grit point to regain moar firepower...
Did I ever make any mention about the elusively rare variant albino tentacled aberration?
You do realize you're basically talking to yourself for the last 9 months?
You do realize you're basically talking to yourself for the last 9 months?
Loss of SAN... one of those expected occupational (occ?) hazards when having to deal with tentacled aberrations. ;)
The type of things that tentacled aberrations can bring to the table for a manned flight to Mars are myriad.Unfortunately, the chance of a blowback-styled retaliation from irate Martians may make such a venture untenable. Fortunately, there will always be some heroically-minded tentacled aberration to assist in defending the planet.
A return to that red planet in the solar system...
and
With the right kind of enlightened hiring practices, even tentacled aberrations can be put to good use doing jobs in the public sector...
Putting an end to unemployment benefits for tentacled aberrations, so that they go back into the workforce.
or a "dungeoncrawl deathtrap" adventure, tentacled aberrations can be a boon to have.
Found a new entrance into the Pyramids, by way of south of the North American borders...
When you're on a mission to help a fallen friend, the size of the tentacled aberration accompanying you matters not...
Getting a present for a tentacled aberration can be such an adventure.
Let the birthday present adventure recommence!
Putting an end to the notion that tentacled aberrations can't be responsible pet owners...
Fishing (or would that be baiting?) for tentacled aberrations , however, remains an inadvisable activity though.
Getting a present for a tentacled aberration can be such an adventure.Let the birthday present adventure recommence!
Bringing back the birthday present madness, in a sort of multi-cultural kinda way...
With the right kind of enlightened hiring practices, even tentacled aberrations can be put to good use doing jobs in the public sector...Putting an end to unemployment benefits for tentacled aberrations, so that they go back into the workforce.
Very soon... an adventuring party can benefit from having tentacled aberrations as members (it also helps to have some firepower too).Spent a grit point to regain moar firepower...
When the grit runs out, switch over to panache. ;)
Pretty soon, they'll be having tentacled aberrations for all your air/sea/land transportation needs (space transportation will require a wish/miracle however).
Stupid Pet Tricks, now with a 100 % more tentacled
aberrations...Updated #1
While Boomer's infamous Pants of the Many Monkeys (from rpg super-star "gag items" fame) has monkeys that can speak french, among other things, there are some aberrations out there that can sing in faux-french.Refreshing the memories...faux french tentacled aberrations
How about a variant faux french version instead?
An original has resurfaced...
A return to that red planet in the solar system...and
When you absolutely and positively need things fan-dubbed in espanol right way...
Tentacled aberrations can either be a hindrance or a boon when it comes to tall buildings.
Tentacled aberrations can either be a hindrance or a boon when it comes to tall buildings.
More hindrances or extra boons, tentacled aberrations care not for any building codes...
When you're on a mission to help a fallen friend, the size of the tentacled aberration accompanying you matters not...
or a "dungeoncrawl deathtrap" adventure, tentacled aberrations can be a boon to have.Found a new entrance into the Pyramids, by way of south of the North American borders...
And yet another entrance into the pyramids reveals itself!
Bringing back the birthday present madness, in a sort of multi-cultural kinda way...Getting a present for a tentacled aberration can be such an adventure.Let the birthday present adventure recommence!
Yet another birthday adventure for that special tentacled aberration in your life.
When you absolutely and positively need things fan-dubbed in espanol right way...
A return to that red planet in the solar system...and
Fighting off a Martian invasion.
Because having a defense against hostile Martians is never an idle luxury.
Those damn mermaids!The story of the Little Mermaid, as experienced by a tentacled aberration.A thread errata just for you. ;)Heh, them half-piscines... never know what you can get if you ain't careful. Reminds me of this 80's cautionary tale about life and dreams in the big sea
and that does remind me...
How's about some missile toe-fetish?
A return to that red planet in the solar system...
Making it a Multi-national effort now...
Holy Final Countdown by Europe, Batman... Tentacled aberrations can have their two-fisted adventures while undertaking a mission of mercy to the planet Venus!
PS: What those said minors do on their own time is entirely another matter.
Perfectly fine music to live by. ;)
When some VG Plumbers go bad, you'll need to have some tentacled aberration assistance...
P.S. some bystander reaction?
How the Fast-Food Industry is revolutionizing their workplace conditions by adding Tentacled Aberrations as part of the workforce...
When tentacled aberrations goes all metal...literally. ;)