I mean, that one. Really? Of all the ones to choose from... Really? (I think we all know who we're talking about here.) ;)
I mean, that one. Really? Of all the ones to choose from... Really? (I think we all know who we're talking about here.) ;)
Okay, Bobby McDrooly. Whatever you say.
I really like the fig and use it in our weekly game.
Behold the grizzled lupine in all his trophy wall type splendor!
My muzzle unmuzzled, I nuzzle with puzzles!
The tales of my tail do entail fine detail!
Fine detail? You don't have to try too hard to find the tail, it's that thing I'm always wagging at you.
Well, Seldriss is my character in an Eberron campaign.
And he's an elf, obviously.
Since we cannot upload our own portraits i use this one, which is close enough...
And here I thought that was your tongue.Fine detail? You don't have to try too hard to find the tail, it's that thing I'm always wagging at you.
Well in the way I meant 'tail' I can't imagine what it did to you that came across as tongue-like. I do apologize! ;)
My muzzle unmuzzled, I nuzzle with puzzles!
The tales of my tail do entail fine detail.
Whoa. Someone got into the pumpkin ale early!
And, at least, I don't leave puddles of acid drool all over the place, unlike certain ill-mannered dragons we could mention, but won't.
Oh. That's not drool.
Whoa, keep it PG rated guys and gals.
And if you must know, its not acid, it's whats left of Mike's old avatar.
I can has Bronze Dragon? :P
Whoa, keep it PG rated guys and gals.
And if you must know, its not acid, it's whats left of Mike's old avatar.
I can has Bronze Dragon? :P
Really, because I thought you were totally going the other way with that. ;) Sorry about that (now deleted) closing time line... I thought myself hilarious.
Mine is casting an amusing glance at all she sees.
Not too far from reality, actually...Plus, Iggwilv. How can you go wrong! :D
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Well in the way I meant 'tail' I can't imagine what it did to you that came across as tongue-like. I do apologize! ;)And here I thought that was your tongue.Fine detail? You don't have to try too hard to find the tail, it's that thing I'm always wagging at you.
Huh, I thought that was nonsense you've been spewing all over the place...
Gross.
Well in the way I meant 'tail' I can't imagine what it did to you that came across as tongue-like. I do apologize! ;)And here I thought that was your tongue.Fine detail? You don't have to try too hard to find the tail, it's that thing I'm always wagging at you.
Huh, I thought that was nonsense you've been spewing all over the place...
Gross.
Gross? Why, by tail, I only meant an extension of my public exhuberance and appreciation of my fellow posters. Why, what did you think I meant?
When I chose the albino Cookie Monster, I was the only one who had him and now I've kinda got to liking him. And, at least, I don't leave puddles of acid drool all over the place, unlike certain ill-mannered dragons we could mention, but won't.
I am glad that I don't drool acid. Being a Silver Dragon does have it's perks!
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Gross? Why, by tail, I only meant an extension of my public exhuberance and appreciation of my fellow posters. Why, what did you think I meant?Well in the way I meant 'tail' I can't imagine what it did to you that came across as tongue-like. I do apologize! ;)And here I thought that was your tongue.Fine detail? You don't have to try too hard to find the tail, it's that thing I'm always wagging at you.
Huh, I thought that was nonsense you've been spewing all over the place...
Gross.
I just hate it when people go and make their exhuberance all public.
Seriously, keep it to yourself, man. I don't need to see that.
I just hate it when people go and make their exhuberance all public.
Seriously, keep it to yourself, man. I don't need to see that.
Well fine then. I'll just tape my effeverscence down so some of you can sleep at night.
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Well fine then. I'll just tape my effeverscence down so some of you can sleep at night.I just hate it when people go and make their exhuberance all public.
Seriously, keep it to yourself, man. I don't need to see that.
Whoa!
First, I didn't say anything about effervescence, you wanna leave your effervescence hanging out, that's your business. It's exhuberance I don't want to see.
Second, your effervescence (and exhuberance, for that matter) has no effect on my sleep. It will most certainly not keep me up.
All night.
Just thinking about...
Ahem. Like I said, no effect at all.
I do NOT look like 'Joe the Plumber'.
You're more of a 'J-lo Beet Humper'. Sorry, that's the best anagram I could come up with.
It will most certainly not keep me up.
All night.
Just thinking about...
Ahem. Like I said, no effect at all.
LOL!
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Yeah, I always thought heathy's girly little werewolf was pretty sad too.Oh, hello kettle. Would you like a sugar cube?
Come here, little daughter; give Sebastian a sugar cube. Keep your thumb next to your palm so he doesn't bite it.
Pfft. If you knew anything about ponies, you would realize that my pony avatar is the Macho Stallion Breed. All that testosterone causes the mane to turn purple because it is, in fact, muscled.
You will also note that the mouth is shut. That's because the Macho Stallion Breed has a triple set of jaws like an Alien, and can easily destroy any opponent it encounters. I wouldn't threaten a child, but needless to say, this pony could rip in half the love child of Conan the Barbarian and Chuck Norris.
So skip the sugar, and go with whisky, preferably on fire and mixed with hot sauce, because this pony is the biggest bad-ass you'll ever encounter.
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Yeah, I always thought heathy's girly little werewolf was pretty sad too.Oh, hello kettle. Would you like a sugar cube?
Come here, little daughter; give Sebastian a sugar cube. Keep your thumb next to your palm so he doesn't bite it.Pfft. If you knew anything about ponies, you would realize that my pony avatar is the Macho Stallion Breed. All that testosterone causes the mane to turn purple because it is, in fact, muscled.
You will also note that the mouth is shut. That's because the Macho Stallion Breed has a triple set of jaws like an Alien, and can easily destroy any opponent it encounters. I wouldn't threaten a child, but needless to say, this pony could rip in half the love child of Conan the Barbarian and Chuck Norris.
So skip the sugar, and go with whisky, preferably on fire and mixed with hot sauce, because this pony is the biggest bad-ass you'll ever encounter.
More evidence that the true billy badass doesn't have to talk about it.
Haven't you already been told to keep it clean. And don't insult poor J-lo that way.I do NOT look like 'Joe the Plumber'.You're more of a 'J-lo Beet Humper'. Sorry, that's the best anagram I could come up with.
You're right. I meant to say 'Help Me Jot, Rube'.
Ever see the Taco Flavored Kisses episode of South Park?
"Oh, BEEN!"
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Yeah, I always thought heathy's girly little werewolf was pretty sad too.Oh, hello kettle. Would you like a sugar cube?
Come here, little daughter; give Sebastian a sugar cube. Keep your thumb next to your palm so he doesn't bite it.Pfft. If you knew anything about ponies, you would realize that my pony avatar is the Macho Stallion Breed. All that testosterone causes the mane to turn purple because it is, in fact, muscled.
You will also note that the mouth is shut. That's because the Macho Stallion Breed has a triple set of jaws like an Alien, and can easily destroy any opponent it encounters. I wouldn't threaten a child, but needless to say, this pony could rip in half the love child of Conan the Barbarian and Chuck Norris.
So skip the sugar, and go with whisky, preferably on fire and mixed with hot sauce, because this pony is the biggest bad-ass you'll ever encounter.
Sounds like a wicked-nasty creature. Could you stat it up as a creature entry for PFRPG?
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Sounds like a wicked-nasty creature. Could you stat it up as a creature entry for PFRPG?Yeah, I always thought heathy's girly little werewolf was pretty sad too.Oh, hello kettle. Would you like a sugar cube?
Come here, little daughter; give Sebastian a sugar cube. Keep your thumb next to your palm so he doesn't bite it.Pfft. If you knew anything about ponies, you would realize that my pony avatar is the Macho Stallion Breed. All that testosterone causes the mane to turn purple because it is, in fact, muscled.
You will also note that the mouth is shut. That's because the Macho Stallion Breed has a triple set of jaws like an Alien, and can easily destroy any opponent it encounters. I wouldn't threaten a child, but needless to say, this pony could rip in half the love child of Conan the Barbarian and Chuck Norris.
So skip the sugar, and go with whisky, preferably on fire and mixed with hot sauce, because this pony is the biggest bad-ass you'll ever encounter.
Use monkey. It's in the SRD.
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but needless to say, this pony could rip in half the love child of Conan the Barbarian and Chuck Norris.Does anyone else think of that Mountain Dew commercial where chuck norris chases down the guys who made fun of him online when they read this?
What? I've never see those! as soon as i get home tonight, it's to the interwebs to track it down. sounds hilarious.
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but needless to say, this pony could rip in half the love child of Conan the Barbarian and Chuck Norris.Does anyone else think of that Mountain Dew commercial where chuck norris chases down the guys who made fun of him online when they read this?
Best.Commercial.Ever.
Although, the banned Nike one that made fun slasher films is a close second.
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Speaking of Mountain Dew ... A recent Canadian terror trial was stumped by one of the messages intercepted between Pakistan and Canada: "Next time you come, bring the Mountain Dew". They couldn't figure out what 'Mountain Dew' was a code word for. ... Turns out the terrorist cell leader just really liked Mountain Dew and couldn't find it in Pakistan so he wanted his operatives to bring some next time they flew overseas. Weird, huh?
