
Joey Lafyatis |

After such harsh comments and attacks made against my kind, I have decided to make a safe haven, an asylum, if you will, for my people. The pit is now open to all dretch who feel attacked and harrassed as a minority of the Paizo Avatar Group of Aliases -NonProfit- (PAGAN for short). Services include counseling, group conversations, PTSD help, and food. If you are a dretch in hiding, please come out and feel like a propermember of this wonderful community.

Lathiira |

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:The collective may have a need for a footstoolIf I were a legrest, it wouldn't be a footstool. Maybe a sofa of hands coming up from the ground*
*where have we seen that before?
Everyone should have aspirations, and that's a good choice.
Here, let me cheer you up. Your lot in existence could be worse: you could be a manes. Or a nupperibo. Or a lemure.

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Top Ten Reasons People Don't Like Dretchs
1) When they see somebody grilling, they run into their yard, grab the meat, throw it on the ground and stomp on it while yelling "pickle-juice!!!!!!" at the top of their lungs
2) They make a mess in every public bathroom they enter
3) They stand in public doorways telling people they don't feel like moving
4) They grease the monkey bars at all playgrounds
5) They follow random people all the way into their house and eat all their food
6) They wait in the bushes with a paintball gun and shoot people in suits as they’re heading to work
7) They brag to everyone about how you got the latest version of AOL for free in the mail
8) They tell people they f&$^#d there mom and/or dad
9) They lick doorknobs right before people can leave the room
10) They ask people the same questions over and over

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I'm with you, buddy (although I thought I was an ettercap). See, you're not alone.
Pffft! there, I released a stinking cloud to keep away the "collective". maybe now you can get some peace and quiet.
You guys do know that Tenser was a dretch for while, right? Tuerny, too. We are an illustrious brotherhood. pffft! Sorry that one was an accident.

Jack's Right Hand Man |

I'm with you, buddy (although I thought I was an ettercap). See, you're not alone.
Pffft! there, I released a stinking cloud to keep away the "collective". maybe now you can get some peace and quiet.
You guys do know that Tenser was a dretch for while, right? Tuerny, too. We are an illustrious brotherhood. pffft! Sorry that one was an accident.
*Cough* *Cough* *Enters the thread and leaves just as fast*

EileenProphetofIstus |

Both. Why?
I'm concerned for your well being. The purple skin, holding your breath, poor circulation, not to mention those bulging bloodshot eyes. I think we should have an intervention for you and impose medical assistance. Really, its for your own good. I'm mean, if your the only one of your kind left (or the last of a few) then you should be put on the endangered species list. I think we should lock you up for your own protection. If your lucky we can find a suitable mate. If not, well, perhaps we will disect you once you kick the bucket. Really, I'm just concerned for your well being.
I wonder if we can start selling sauteed Dretch in the restraunts?

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Joey Lafyatis wrote:Both. Why?I'm concerned for your well being. The purple skin, holding your breath, poor circulation, not to mention those bulging bloodshot eyes. I think we should have an intervention for you and impose medical assistance. Really, its for your own good. I'm mean, if your the only one of your kind left (or the last of a few) then you should be put on the endangered species list. I think we should lock you up for your own protection. If your lucky we can find a suitable mate. If not, well, perhaps we will disect you once you kick the bucket. Really, I'm just concerned for your well being.
I wonder if we can start selling sauteed Dretch in the restraunts?
People will eat allmost any thing, just have the dretch's build the restraunt before you cook them and the diners will come.