Flame War II Imminent


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Primary Adjunct of blandness wrote:
Charles Evans 25 wrote:
Well I shall NEVER BE POSTING ON THIS FORUM EVER AGAIN. (Lip quivering with outrage.) The PAIZOMATIXS are TROLLS going around bullying EVERYONE in a flawed Lawful Evil way, whose unimaginative response to anything is a FAILED Bluff check 'That won't work on me, it is ineffective, you are irrelevant'.

We have assimilated trolls

The collective now has regeneration
The collective does not bluff
The collective makes statements of fact
You may be to flawed for assimilation
And your view of evil is Irrelevant

Your flames are Irrelevant, we have heat shields

Your post is irrelevant. This is a flame war thread.


And your attempts at flames are Infective

Use nukes at lest then you have a 5.21431725%chance of damaging armor

We find you a flawed
weak ,small minded creature

Your piteous attempt at flames is both Infective and Irrelevant


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

And your attempts at flames are Infective

Use nukes at lest then you have a 5.21431725%chance of damaging armor

We find you a flawed
weak ,small minded creature

Your piteous attempt at flames is both Infective and Irrelevant

Yay! A sign of creativity and deviation from the norm from the Paizomatix! I am pleased that you find my attempt at flames infective, and are now showing some individuality. I was beginning to have some concerns regarding your collective, but you have at least managed to break ranks a little now, and (for the moment) to allay those concerns. Your calculations regarding armour are inaccurate, or your armour is sadly out of date. 'Pi' armour has only a 3.141592.....% chance of being damaged by nukes. It also allows a much greater movement speed than that ineffective blast stuff that you are currently wearing, and a chance of swimming if you have no reason to stand around waving your appendages on the seabed.


Your data is not out of date.
Nukes are now Irrelevant

Silver Crusade

Charles Evans 25 wrote:
hot air

Blah, blah, blah buddy. Go back do your little troll cave and sulk like the red-headed stepchild that you want to be. As for myself, I must return to the various threads to further educate the drooling masses of slack jawed troglodytes in need of guidance.

Up, up and away!

(BTW, I'm glad you approved of the "half-troll" remark)

Silver Crusade

Charles Evans 25 wrote:
This is a flame war thread.

Darn, and someone forgot to bring the marshmallows!

Silver Crusade

Charles Evans 25 wrote:
Ridiculous. When was the last time anyone heard about a leprechaun being an authority about anything other than beer, green clothes, shamrocks, or pots of gold?

Does Frosted Lucky Charms count?

Silver Crusade

Iron Sentinel wrote:
Charles Evans 25 wrote:
Ridiculous. When was the last time anyone heard about a leprechaun being an authority about anything other than beer, green clothes, shamrocks, or pots of gold?

Does Frosted Lucky Charms count?


yes. Always.

Grand Lodge

This thread is clearly in violation of the rules of the forum. We need a mod summon with the banhammer.


woof?


Joey Lafyatis wrote:
woof?

Hah! And you claim that you are no good at flaming, yet still summon up masterly contempt and eloquent scorn to pour upon your 'dawg', TriOmegaZero, with that single four letter word.

Also you imply 'bite me'.

Edit:
Interesting that the way that you can creatively read things into sentences or words (if you're determined), might offer insight into 'accidental slights' in other flame wars about trivial matters such as Wizards vs everyone and anyone else.... :D


woof :D

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TriOmegaZero wrote:
This thread is clearly in violation of the rules of the forum. We need a mod summon with the banhammer.

TriOmegaZero, the banhammer is from a splat book and mod summoning needs to be nerfed as it is far too powerful for core. I actually don't allow any of the 'Dwarven Mod Magic' weapons at my table. This includes the Banhammer, the Brass Knuckles of Troll Smiting, and the Autoflamer. If you allow these things, you're a bad DM.


Charles Evans 25 wrote:
words

Wake me when you have returned from the land of Intellectually Inept.


more words.

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Everything I said previously but with exclamation points and the insertion of "Why won't you listen to me?!?!" and "Do you get it yet?!".

Scarab Sages

Joey Lafyatis wrote:
more words.

Dictionary (all the words).

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Ubermench wrote:
Joey Lafyatis wrote:
more words.
Dictionary (all the words).

Future Dictionary (all the current words plus some new ones).

Scarab Sages

Tarren Dei wrote:
TriOmegaZero wrote:
This thread is clearly in violation of the rules of the forum. We need a mod summon with the banhammer.
TriOmegaZero, the banhammer is from a splat book and mod summoning needs to be nerfed as it is far too powerful for core. I actually don't allow any of the 'Dwarven Mod Magic' weapons at my table. This includes the Banhammer, the Brass Knuckles of Troll Smiting, and the Autoflamer. If you allow these things, you're a bad DM.

Tarren, no offense but you are a stupid DM. Everybody knows that without these things you just believe in Mods Don't Get Nice Things. It's a fairly common mistake to make. In fact, I'd go so far to say that the person who invented messageboards was an idiot for not realizing it.


Bah! Who'd bother to read all that blather of you, ignorants, who just happened to come before me?!?

Now I am here and I totally own you with this thread :D

FLAME ON!

Edit: Oooh, I almoast frgot abut addling smoe moar grammaries mistookes!

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Jal Dorak wrote:
Tarren Dei wrote:
TriOmegaZero wrote:
This thread is clearly in violation of the rules of the forum. We need a mod summon with the banhammer.
TriOmegaZero, the banhammer is from a splat book and mod summoning needs to be nerfed as it is far too powerful for core. I actually don't allow any of the 'Dwarven Mod Magic' weapons at my table. This includes the Banhammer, the Brass Knuckles of Troll Smiting, and the Autoflamer. If you allow these things, you're a bad DM.
Tarren, no offense but you are a stupid DM. Everybody knows that without these things you just believe in Mods Don't Get Nice Things. It's a fairly common mistake to make. In fact, I'd go so far to say that the person who invented messageboards was an idiot for not realizing it.

You have no proof that Al Gore was even playing D&D when he invented messageboards so STFU. No offense.

Scarab Sages

Yet again the voice from Ottawa crushes the little guy. Stop running my game and start running the country! Liberal.


Ubermench wrote:
Dictionary (all the words).

Save for the ones they toss out to make room for all the shiny, new ones.


Jal Dorak wrote:
Tarren, no offense but you are a stupid DM.

Only a slobbering, ham-fisted retard would stoop to such personal attacks. I am not saying you are a slobbering, ham-fisted retard, but if the shoe fits…not that the shoe necessarily fits you.

Sovereign Court

CourtFool wrote:
Jal Dorak wrote:
Tarren, no offense but you are a stupid DM.
Only a slobbering, ham-fisted retard would stoop to such personal attacks. I am not saying you are a slobbering, ham-fisted retard, but if the shoe fits…not that the shoe necessarily fits you.

MmmmMMmmm... ham...

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Jal Dorak wrote:
Yet again the voice from Ottawa crushes the little guy. Stop running my game and start running the country! Liberal.

That was low.


Jal Dorak wrote:
Yet again the voice from Ottawa crushes the little guy. Stop running my game and start running the country! Liberal.

The little guy wil be assimilated. Your game table will adapt to service ours. Resistance is futile.


PTFWS

Post-Traumatic Flame War Syndrome precludes me from jumping into a flame war for another 23 minutes.

Talk to (flame with) you soon.

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Emperor7 wrote:

PTFWS

Post-Traumatic Flame War Syndrome precludes me from jumping into a flame war for another 23 minutes.

Talk to (flame with) you soon.

I'm sorry to hear about your mental illness. Some people just don't have what it takes. Grow a pair.


Tarren Dei wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:

PTFWS

Post-Traumatic Flame War Syndrome precludes me from jumping into a flame war for another 23 minutes.

Talk to (flame with) you soon.

I'm sorry to hear about your mental illness. Some people just don't have what it takes. Grow a pair.

You first!

Unfortunately my return was delayed by a 2 hour 45 minute meeting. I think I've just been lobotomized.


Good lord... Compared to the amount of blithering idiocy spewing from this thread, Courtfool looks like a Rhodes scholar!

To quote the great Silky Johnson, "I hope that all the bad things in life happen to you, and to nobody else but you!!!"

Dark Archive

Lipto the Shiv wrote:

Good lord... Compared to the amount of blithering idiocy spewing from this thread, Courtfool looks like a Rhodes scholar!

Courtfool is a n00b.

Dark Archive

Emperor7 wrote:


Unfortunately my return was delayed by a 2 hour 45 minute meeting. I think I've just been lobotomized.

I have had to sit through some of these meetings before. I feel for you you hoseheaded weasel.


David Fryer wrote:
Courtfool is a n00b.

Better than a jelly-spined flip-flopper.


Lipto the Shiv wrote:
Good lord... Compared to the amount of blithering idiocy spewing from this thread, Courtfool looks like a Rhodes scholar!

How long were you searching Wikipedia for that insult?

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CourtFool wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
Courtfool is a n00b.

Better than a jelly-spined flip-flopper.

I use your cousin as a hand muff, you barking rat faced Bich Poo. Shouldn't you be watching Dora the Explorer?

Sovereign Court

Emperor7 wrote:
... I think I've just been lobotomized.

Really? I didn't notice a difference...


Lipto the Shiv wrote:

Good lord... Compared to the amount of blithering idiocy spewing from this thread, Courtfool looks like a Rhodes scholar!

To quote the great Silky Johnson, "I hope that all the bad things in life happen to you, and to nobody else but you!!!"

Scholar he may be but he still drinks out of the toilet!


CourtFool wrote:
Charles Evans 25 wrote:
words
Wake me when you have returned from the land of Intellectually Inept.

Personally, I'd rather let sleeping dogs lie; especially when they are clearly the poodles of an oppressive system intent upon crushing all game players into a state of opiatic numbness, buying nothing but their 'VILLAIN' system in a trancelike state.

I am pleased that you have given me carte blanche to (t)roll you as much as I like, since you cannot now respond to my posts without carrying out a policy u-turn that would make George 'Dubya' Bush's nationalisation of US banks look as straight as a roman road.

Edit:
Sorry, if the Hero swipe is going to far... I can withdraw it if that's too personal.

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CourtFool wrote:
Lipto the Shiv wrote:
Good lord... Compared to the amount of blithering idiocy spewing from this thread, Courtfool looks like a Rhodes scholar!

How long were you searching Wikipedia for that insult?

Not long you dissembling open arsed mildew eared flap dragon.

Sovereign Court

Charles Evans 25 wrote:

Edit:

Sorry, if the Hero swipe is going to far... I can withdraw it if that's too personal.

Don't worry, I think we all realize Hero is one of the best systems out there...honest.

(Hehe)


Emperor7 wrote:
Scholar he may be but he still drinks out of the toilet!

You got me there.

* licks Emperor7 *


You are correct that I must use a heavy hand. You, and those of your ilk, have proven that, like a child, you are not mature enough to recognize a superior product when it is before you. For your sake and the sake of your fellow Spongebob fans, I must forcibly drag you into the light.

One day, when you gain some small measure of wisdom, you will thank me for releasing you from the bonds of classes.

No apology necessary. I would hope I, of all people, would appreciate the catharsis of this thread. Besides, it is not like I am some 3.5 grognard who can not take a joke.

Sovereign Court

CourtFool wrote:

No apology necessary. I would hope I, of all people, would appreciate the catharsis of this thread. Besides, it is not like I am some 3.5 grognard who can not take a joke.

(Zing! Nice!)

Is there such a thing as a Hero grognard?
Or does everyone stop caring after their first try?


Callous Jack wrote:
Is there such a thing as a Hero grognard?

Newbies are so warmly embraced into The One True system they already feel like grognards.

Sovereign Court

CourtFool wrote:


Newbies are so warmly embraced into The One True system they already feel like grognards.

I didn't know you liked True20 so much...


Callous Jack wrote:
I didn't know you liked True20 so much...

It’s what Pathfinder should have been.

Sovereign Court

CourtFool wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
I didn't know you liked True20 so much...
It’s what Pathfinder should have been.

I thought that was 4E.


Callous Jack wrote:
I thought that was 4E.

Silly, tin man. It should have been an improvement, not the same trite repackaged with different fluff.

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