
Frat Jack |

Frat Jack wrote:*Lifts FJ off the ground*Happy new year thin bro's and broads! Beer for everyone, thieves included!!!! and may 2009 bring more beer and friendship...
*passes out on the floor crushing llamafrog and butterfrog underneath*
don't wake me until februzzZarZZzzzZZy....
Mmmm..zzZzz...mumble grumble....ZzzzZZz
*rolls and cuddles up*

Kobold Catgirl |

Kobold Cleaver wrote:Calm down KC. I was just making an observation about the frog pond. We don't even have the cash to put up a second clubhouse.*Walks in, looking mad*
What us the meaning of this? I was just now visiting the Frog Pond and I saw one of your own Jacks attempting to tear it down!
The frogs asked to compromise, and for you Jacks to use stilts, and you refused. You should have said 'just speculating' right there.

Jack's Right Hand Man |

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:The frogs asked to compromise, and for you Jacks to use stilts, and you refused. You should have said 'just speculating' right there.Kobold Cleaver wrote:Calm down KC. I was just making an observation about the frog pond. We don't even have the cash to put up a second clubhouse.*Walks in, looking mad*
What us the meaning of this? I was just now visiting the Frog Pond and I saw one of your own Jacks attempting to tear it down!
Perhaps, but you know how we enjoy stirring up trouble.

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Potato and Parmesan Crusted Halibut
Ingredients:
• 4 (6 to 8 oz.) pieces halibut
• Salt and pepper to taste
• 1/2 cup Hungry Jack® Mashed Potatoes
• 1/4 cup Pillsbury BEST® All Purpose Flour
• 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese
• 1 teaspoon salt
• 1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper
• 1/2 cup milk
• 1/4 cup Crisco® Butter Shortening
OR 1/4 stick Crisco® Butter Shortening Sticks
• Lemon wedges
Preparation Directions:
1. SEASON both sides of fish with salt and pepper; set aside.
2. COMBINE potato flakes, flour, cheese, salt and pepper in shallow dish. Pour milk into separate shallow dish. Dip each piece of fish in milk, then press and roll in potato flake mixture to generously coat fish. Repeat with remaining fish.
3. HEAT shortening in large skillet over medium-high heat. Add fish; cook until golden brown and cooked through, about 4 minutes per side. Serve with lemon wedges.
Yield: 4 servings
Prep Time: 10 min
Cook Time: 8 min

Jack Hammer |

Kobold Cleaver wrote:Perhaps, but you know how we enjoy stirring up trouble.Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:The frogs asked to compromise, and for you Jacks to use stilts, and you refused. You should have said 'just speculating' right there.Kobold Cleaver wrote:Calm down KC. I was just making an observation about the frog pond. We don't even have the cash to put up a second clubhouse.*Walks in, looking mad*
What us the meaning of this? I was just now visiting the Frog Pond and I saw one of your own Jacks attempting to tear it down!
What's that?! Floating in the Frog Pond?! Looks like a Baby Ruth...
Darn poodle! Where you hidin'?!

Jack's Right Hand Man |

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:Kobold Cleaver wrote:Perhaps, but you know how we enjoy stirring up trouble.Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:The frogs asked to compromise, and for you Jacks to use stilts, and you refused. You should have said 'just speculating' right there.Kobold Cleaver wrote:Calm down KC. I was just making an observation about the frog pond. We don't even have the cash to put up a second clubhouse.*Walks in, looking mad*
What us the meaning of this? I was just now visiting the Frog Pond and I saw one of your own Jacks attempting to tear it down!What's that?! Floating in the Frog Pond?! Looks like a Baby Ruth...
Darn poodle! Where you hidin'?!
Don't get onto him. At least he didn't do it in the clubhouse.

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Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:He could be KruelJack, Jackaid, or Jack Zany (Jack Benny's nom de guerre).Kruelaid wrote:Holy Mary Mother of Jack! I can't believe the posts on this thread.Come join the Jacks Kruelaid. With your zany sense of humor you'd fit right in here with the rest of us.
Actually his name should be Jack A. Lope.

Jack's Right Hand Man |

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:I'm going to kill you! *chases Llamafrog with a newspaper*Yipyipyipyipyipyip!!!
*Flee like a poodle beign chase by a cooper golem*
*While chasing Llamafrog slips on the "chocolate" and goes falling down the stairs* *after much cursing finally reaches the bottom of stairs* *sigh* This just isn't my day.

Jack's Right Hand Man |

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:*While chasing Llamafrog slips on the "chocolate" and goes falling down the stairs* *after much cursing finally reaches the bottom of stairs* *sigh* This just isn't my day.*Licks JRHM and runs away before he reacts*
Yuck! I don't know what's worse, poodle drool or poodle poop.

Panama Jack |

Steps into the house, as if on cue.
I simply adore chocolate, you know. While my ship replenished its stores at Gibraltar, I was able to negotiate with a Peruvian trader for several sacks of high quailty cocoa, [gestures with his riding crop behind him, where the porters are stacking his crates] as well as coffee from yemen, amontillado, port, absinthe, jamon serrano, an assortment of Spanish olives, anchovies, a selection of quesos, Catalan sausages, and the finest cavas and brandies. I also took the liberty of sneaking enough Cuban cigars through customs to keep us supplied for another year. Dig in, lads!

Jack's Right Hand Man |

Steps into the house, as if on cue.
I simply adore chocolate, you know. While my ship replenished its stores at Gibraltar, I was able to negotiate with a Peruvian trader for several sacks of high quailty cocoa, [gestures with his riding crop behind him, where the porters are stacking his crates] as well as coffee from yemen, amontillado, port, absinthe, jamon serrano, an assortment of Spanish olives, anchovies, a selection of quesos, Catalan sausages, and the finest cavas and brandies. I also took the liberty of sneaking enough Cuban cigars through customs to keep us supplied for another year. Dig in, lads!
Thanks Panama. *lights cigar* I bet all of this cost a bundle. How did you afford it?

Panama Jack |

The suits inform me that the strengthening of the pound and the dollar against the euro, resulted in a new year's windfall for the company. Also, global warming has people investing in the futures of all sun protection products!
And thanks to all for the well-wishes. I can now heartily recommend Barcelona!

Jack's Right Hand Man |

The suits inform me that the strengthening of the pound and the dollar against the euro, resulted in a new year's windfall for the company. Also, global warming has people investing in the futures of all sun protection products!
And thanks to all for the well-wishes. I can now heartily recommend Barcelona!
I'll catch you up with what you've missed since you've been gone. We and KC have an alliance. In fact we assimilated his carnivorous plant into Plantjack. Callous Jack is still nowhere to be seen. We had a great New Year's eve party and the poodles are still pooping and peeing everywhere. That's it in a nutshell.