Hey, what happened to the lights? Oh $%^&! *falls down the stairs*
Sumo gets the last laugh on his old master! Yay! *gives CDP a celebratory humping*
G@@@$+n frenchie! Serves him right.
Frenchies! Grrrrrrr......
Do you even know what our "landmines" are?
What? OF course! I know what a land... Oh wait... I hate dogs. *skulks off to plot more*
*sniffs a landmine*
T.G.I.F.
You got that right!
*shows off her Snooki pelt dress*
I feel like I'm forgetting something today...
I feel like I'm forgetting something today...
*PUNT!* *Yawn* I overslept. So little time for me to create havoc.
I feel like I'm forgetting something today...*PUNT!* *Yawn* I overslept. So little time for me to create havoc.
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!....
piddles
piddles
Piddling in fear won't save you mutt! *punt*
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!....I feel like I'm forgetting something today...*PUNT!* *Yawn* I overslept. So little time for me to create havoc.
That might have been my best punt yet. I think I'll invite Jack's Right Hand Man over for a Poodle punting contest. I like my chances of winning.
*Saunters in... notices the punting* Wait what's going on? Who's this... a fellow hater of poodles?
MoMo doesn't hate us. He just knows we like it ruff sometimes.
Ruff! Get it?!?
Hah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....
*starts planting dynamite around the Poodle clubhouse* Me like things that go boom!
*From the Abyss* Yeah, a half-wit playing with dynamite. I can't see anything going wrong here. *rolls eyes*
*From the Abyss* Yeah, a half-wit playing with dynamite. I can't see anything going wrong here. *rolls eyes*
What you say?
*From the Abyss* Yeah, a half-wit playing with dynamite. I can't see anything going wrong here. *rolls eyes*What you say?
I said you're doing a great job! Keep up the good work! Kill those Poodles!......Freaking idiot
MoMo! MoMo! Where for art thou, MoMo?
MoMo! MoMo! Where for art thou, MoMo?
It's a Tuesday. I'm in the Abyss. Where the *&^% do you think I am? Hawaii?
*Hike leg and piddles on the dynamite*
MoMo! MoMo! Where for art thou, MoMo?It's a Tuesday. I'm in the Abyss. Where the *&^% do you think I am? Hawaii?
Ooooh, MoMo 5-0... "Book 'em, TuMo."
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Ooooh, MoMo 5-0... "Book 'em, TuMo."
{rocks gently in chair} Six seasons and a movie!
Ooooh, MoMo 5-0... "Book 'em, TuMo."MoMo! MoMo! Where for art thou, MoMo?It's a Tuesday. I'm in the Abyss. Where the *&^% do you think I am? Hawaii?
Me would love to be on TV! *sigh* Me gotta go take this dynamite back because these stupid Poodles got it wet. *Takes it down the road* *all of a sudden a loud noise occurs and a mushroom cloud forms in the distance*
Me would love to be on TV! *sigh* Me gotta go take this dynamite back because these stupid Poodles got it wet. *Takes it down the road* *all of a sudden a loud noise occurs and a mushroom cloud forms in the distance*Ooooh, MoMo 5-0... "Book 'em, TuMo."MoMo! MoMo! Where for art thou, MoMo?It's a Tuesday. I'm in the Abyss. Where the *&^% do you think I am? Hawaii?
Gee, how surprising. *facepalm*
*sigh* Me gotta go take this dynamite back because these stupid Poodles got it wet. *Takes it down the road* *all of a sudden a loud noise occurs and a mushroom cloud forms in the distance*Gee, how surprising. *facepalm*
Fess up -- did you get TuMo out of the stooges section of the Acme catalog?
Fess up -- did you get TuMo out of the stooges section of the Acme catalog?*sigh* Me gotta go take this dynamite back because these stupid Poodles got it wet. *Takes it down the road* *all of a sudden a loud noise occurs and a mushroom cloud forms in the distance*Gee, how surprising. *facepalm*
Actually, he's a product of CDP's delusional mind, as I am. As you can tell, I received the better part of the deal.
*from the Abyss* *Begins work on a spell that will change things forever* I'm tired of that infernal Tuesday Monster's constant failures. After I am done with my work the Poodles won't know what hit them. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
.....CDP's delusional mind....
tilts head quizzically
.....CDP's delusional mind....tilts head quizzically
CDP, don't worry about what that big meanie says. *Humps CDP*
You poodles are an even worse threat than I originally believed! Now, I'm starting to question my own sanity with all these daily monsters running around... Are they on your side... my side? I'm confused!
*Cowers in corner*
You poodles are an even worse threat than I originally believed! Now, I'm starting to question my own sanity with all these daily monsters running around... Are they on your side... my side? I'm confused!
*Cowers in corner*
Awwww! Little wolfy looks lonely. Perhaps he needs a little loving too. *Humps AbsolutGrndZer0*
Awwww! Little wolfy looks lonely. Perhaps he needs a little loving too. *Humps AbsolutGrndZer0*You poodles are an even worse threat than I originally believed! Now, I'm starting to question my own sanity with all these daily monsters running around... Are they on your side... my side? I'm confused!
*Cowers in corner*
Ack! This is becoming a nightmare! *runs off with tail between his legs*
I love it when they play "hard to get".
I love it when they play "hard to get".
Yeah, it is a turn on isn't it?
*still hard at work on his secret project*
*struts into the thread wearing a strategically placed Santa hat*
I thought I would spread a little holiday cheer!
*struts into the thread wearing a strategically placed Santa hat*
I thought I would spread a little holiday cheer!
Yipe! *passes out*
I passed out once.....
I passed out once.....
Yes, and I took advantage of you while you were out. I hope you don't mind. Yap! Yap!
*from the abyss* Almost done with my work. Just a few more days...
Happy Christmas MoMo!
Happy Christmas MoMo!
It's MERRY Christmas you silly...
Actually, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
I still hate you all, but I'll give you a reprieve for the holidays!
Happy Christmas MoMo!It's MERRY Christmas you silly...
Actually, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
I still hate you all, but I'll give you a reprieve for the holidays!
You're still here? You better put on a helmet and some padded pants... MoMo will be here soon to distribute holiday puntings.
Happy Christmas MoMo!
Merry Christmas to you too &*^%$#$%^&*! *PUNT*
Happy Christmas MoMo!It's MERRY Christmas you silly...
Actually, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
I still hate you all, but I'll give you a reprieve for the holidays!
I won't! *PUNT*
You're still here? You better put on a helmet and some padded pants... MoMo will be here soon to distribute holiday puntings.Happy Christmas MoMo!It's MERRY Christmas you silly...
Actually, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
I still hate you all, but I'll give you a reprieve for the holidays!
Punting, the gift that keeps on giving! *punt*