Sounds like fun! YAP! YAP! *follows Courtfool*
Watch out for those kitty cats. I hear they pack a wallop.
Watch out for those kitty cats. I hear they pack a wallop.
I'll be sure to send a few your way! YAP!
Watch out for those kitty cats. I hear they pack a wallop.I'll be sure to send a few your way! YAP!
Feel free. I could use the exercise. And I have Chirac masks for all of them to wear.
Feel free. I could use the exercise. And I have Chirac masks for all of them to wear.Watch out for those kitty cats. I hear they pack a wallop.I'll be sure to send a few your way! YAP!
Wow! That's one sick fantasy! Do you have to get them drunk first or do they volunteer?
Wow! That's one sick fantasy! Do you have to get them drunk first or do they volunteer?Feel free. I could use the exercise. And I have Chirac masks for all of them to wear.Watch out for those kitty cats. I hear they pack a wallop.I'll be sure to send a few your way! YAP!
Whoa! Hey now, don't project your own perversions on to me. What you want to do with cats is your business.
Me, I don't like Chirac, and his face inspires a Hulk-like rage in the depths of my soul.
Me, I don't like Chirac, and his face inspires a Hulk-like rage in the depths of my soul.
Sure he does CDP. Sure he does.
Sure he does CDP. Sure he does.
Me, I don't like Chirac, and his face inspires a Hulk-like rage in the depths of my soul.
Exactly! Don't you read/watch the news?
Exactly! Don't you read/watch the news?Sure he does CDP. Sure he does.
Me, I don't like Chirac, and his face inspires a Hulk-like rage in the depths of my soul.
After how long you were his pet? I would of bit him the first day he picked me up from the pound and ran off.
After how long you were his pet? I would of bit him the first day he picked me up from the pound and ran off.Exactly! Don't you read/watch the news?Sure he does CDP. Sure he does.
Me, I don't like Chirac, and his face inspires a Hulk-like rage in the depths of my soul.
Yeah, but that was when he was president of France. It was a power trip.
Edit: Nothing to see here.
Huh? ZObieeeee!!!!!!!!!!
*nibs at the bones, looking for bits of flesh*
It's a zombie! He just ate CDP! Run for it! YIPE! YIPE! YIPE! YIPE!
No wonder he smelled familiar... more rotten than just your regular zombie...
POODLE EATER!!!! RUN!!!!!!
*runs for his furry cute poodle hide*
Runs off with the zombie's left foot
YAP!
Do I really smell that bad?
Do I really smell that bad?
*comes from under the couch* *Licks CDP* I thought you were a goner. What happened to that zombie?
Edit- Yeah, you do smell. But we poodles like things that smell bad so it's no big thing.
Do I really smell that bad?
"Bad" is not the right word, "Strong" may be. It shows you have been around... and you recently came from France, didn't you? Soooo :P
*Licks CDP*
... and you recently came from France, didn't you? Soooo :P
*Licks CDP*
Kind of like the Cone-Heads.
Let's roll on it! Yap!
Let's roll on it! Yap!
Let's pee on it! *hikes leg*
After how long you were his pet? I would of bit him the first day he picked me up from the pound and ran off.Exactly! Don't you read/watch the news?Sure he does CDP. Sure he does.
Me, I don't like Chirac, and his face inspires a Hulk-like rage in the depths of my soul.
Yeah, but that was when he was president of France. It was a power trip.
Edit: Nothing to see here.
Zo, tell me how long you haz had zees feelings of meglomania?
Zo, tell me how long you haz had zees feelings of meglomania?
Yeah, but that was when he was president of France. It was a power trip.Edit: Nothing to see here.
Is that what we're calling depression these days?
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult...
- Rita Rudner
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult...
- Rita Rudner
I think I peed on her once.
*Looks at the Poodle Master with sad puppy eyes and starts begging for some Hungry Jack's left overs*
Yap!
*Looks at the Poodle Master with sad puppy eyes and starts begging for some Hungry Jack's left overs*
*Looks at Llamafrog and starts to whine* Can I have some too?
*shares leftovers with cockapoo*
We need more of this!
yapyap
*shares leftovers with cockapoo*
We need more of this!
yapyap
Maybe we should go raid the garbage can over at the Jack's clubhouse. YAP!
Yay!
This Jack smells like...zombie...
*licks Hungry Jack*
Or, you could just ask me for some......
*passes out more delicious Hungry Jack® products*
Hungry Jack® Products are always crowd pleasers
*licks Hungry Jack* Yummy!
OH NOES!!!!!! plese don't take the Hungry Jack away...pretty please!!!!
*puts on epic sad puppy eyes, Save DC 35*
This Jack smells like...zombie...
Just for that.....NO HUNGRY JACK® FOR YOU!!!
*takes Hungry Jack® products away*
*runs in circles around Hungry Jack* Please, Llamafrog didn't mean anything by it. He was joking. YAP! YAP!
Very well, I forgive you.......this time.
*passes out Hungry Jack® Products again*
Alright! *wags tail in excitement*
*Pees on David's cooking*
*tries some of David's cooking* OM NOM NOM! Ohhhhh, my stomach! *keels over*
Stupid poodles, don't know how to deal with good food after eating trash.
*perks up* Did somebody say trash? *wags tail excitedly*
I was thrown out with the trash once......it was a Thursday.
You think that's great, you shoul try some of my cooking.
*Gurgles on David's cooking*
OM NOM NOM NOM...tastee!!! Then again I eat lots of MExican food off the streets, so my stomach can digest anything! ue buen season señor! NOM NOM NOM...
*grabs some Agua de Horchata to wash the meal down*
I ate some Mexican food once. It......didn't agree with me.
Where's our fluffy master? I hope he didn't go dumpster diving without me. YAP!