Everything is better with poodle drool.
Everything.....?
I can not think of anything that is not.
What about old French dudes?
It does not make them any less French nor Old, but it does make them better.
Yap! Yap! Yappity yap!
Cats suck.
Cats suck.
Actually, they taste great! *coughs up a hairball*
Someone broke into the neighbors home yesterday. I think it was that old French dude Chirac again.....what an @$$hole.
Didn't we deport him?
Someone broke into the neighbors home yesterday. I think it was that old French dude Chirac again.....what an @$$hole.
Bet they didn't have a war poodle to protect their home.
YAP YAP!
Good morning, Dread Lord Poodle.
JH's bum smells like Del Taco and beer. Enjoy! But not too much.
Good morning, Dread Lord Poodle.
Morning O alpha dog of Heroic stature!
YAP!
Licks CF and rolls over to show belly
Good morning, Dread Lord Poodle.
Morning O alpha dog of Heroic stature!
YAP!
Licks CF and rolls over to show belly
*licks DLP's pink belly* YAP! YAP!
Poodle on poodle love. Just wait 'till California finds us.
Poodle on poodle love. Just wait 'till California finds us.
They'll probably neuter us. *whine*
Poodle on poodle love. Just wait 'till California finds us.They'll probably neuter us. *whine*
Yipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyip!!!
*flees in terror!!!*
Clinically Depressed Poodle was neutered once.
Sorry. Couldn't resist.
Clinically Depressed Poodle was neutered once.
Sorry. Couldn't resist.
I wonder where did our poodle master just licked CDP...
I wonder where did our poodle master just licked CDP...Clinically Depressed Poodle was neutered once.
Sorry. Couldn't resist.
I don't know. I had my eyes closed. YAP!
Wherever Clinically Depressed Poodle wanted it.
Yap! Yap!
Wherever Clinically Depressed Poodle wanted it.
Yap! Yap!
"Gay poodle love", next on Maury Povich.
It's not wrong because poodles still exist in a state of grace ..
YAP!
Licks CF, CDP, LF, CP and any other poodle hanging about. Lifts leg on any Jacks .
YAP YAP!
What did the Jacks do?
Shrugs
Nuttin' They just remind me of fire hydrants ....
YAP!
Shrugs
Nuttin' They just remind me of fire hydrants ....
YAP!
When you think about it, they do look like hydrants. Would they get mad if we painted them red? YAP!
When aren't they mad? That's why they're called the "Angry Jack Cult".
YAP YIP YIPE!
Clinically Depressed Poodle was neutered once.
Sorry. Couldn't resist.
Hell no! I've still got "The Boys". Why do you think I mauled that old French perv? Dude tried to snip me.....
The truth is finally revealed. That certainly seems justifiable. What is all this nonsense about you being clinically depressed?
That's just the excuse they ran with to cover up how much of a cruel, inhuman bastard that Chirac guy is - "Oh, I know, let's just blame the poodle. He's depressed, mentally unstable, and we all know how those kinds of folks are dangerous." I see it all the time.
Seriously, Chirac routinely kicks puppies, steals candy from babies, and leaves the toilet seat up. He's evil I tell you. Pure evil!
Think he would go out with Chris Brown?
Think he would go out with Chris Brown?
I don't think so. Chris Brown knows he would end up getting his bum kicked by Chirac. YAP! YAP!
Good point. How embarrassing would it be to have your bum handed to you by a French guy?
Good point. How embarrassing would it be to have your bum handed to you by a French guy?
Yeah. For someone to get beat up by a French guy would be like one of us poodles getting beat up by a cat. Total embarrassment.
The cat appears from the PbP area, bored now that the PbP is no longer running.
"Meow!"
He socks the poodle in the ribs.
The cat appears from the PbP area, bored now that the PbP is no longer running.
"Meow!"
He socks the poodle in the ribs.
YIPE! *not seeing the sucker punch Cockapoo goes down for the count*
Wow, even my life isn't so bad that some pansy little kitty could sucker punch me....
Wow, even my life isn't so bad that some pansy little kitty could sucker punch me....
*has icepack on ribs* Hey, I didn't see that punch coming! YAP!
Wow, even my life isn't so bad that some pansy little kitty could sucker punch me....*has icepack on ribs* Hey, I didn't see that punch coming! YAP!
It...is...a...cat. A cat! Probably a french one. And it smells funny too.
It...is...a...cat. A cat! Probably a french one. And it smells funny too.Wow, even my life isn't so bad that some pansy little kitty could sucker punch me....*has icepack on ribs* Hey, I didn't see that punch coming! YAP!
I didn't see you come help after I was decked. Being a French poodle you did what the French usually do, you hid under the bed.
I did not see any hiding and I would rather we resolve our differences without violence.
I didn't see you come help after I was decked. Being a French poodle you did what the French usually do, you hid under the bed.It...is...a...cat. A cat! Probably a french one. And it smells funny too.Wow, even my life isn't so bad that some pansy little kitty could sucker punch me....*has icepack on ribs* Hey, I didn't see that punch coming! YAP!
I was too busy laughing about you getting knocked on you furry bum by a cat....
I was too busy laughing about you getting knocked on you furry bum by a cat....I didn't see you come help after I was decked. Being a French poodle you did what the French usually do, you hid under the bed.It...is...a...cat. A cat! Probably a french one. And it smells funny too.Wow, even my life isn't so bad that some pansy little kitty could sucker punch me....*has icepack on ribs* Hey, I didn't see that punch coming! YAP!
Yeah, yeah. Laugh it up Frenchie. Nice excuse. You were shaking in your boots hoping the cat wouldn't come over and do the same thing to you. YAP!
*licks Courtfool* I thought everything here was ours.
Wait! What?
Well blast! Where is the fun in stealing stuff that belongs to us?