It's raining. :(
It's golden. :)
It's raining. :(*stops piddling on CDP*
Oops. Sorry.
starts to think that Snarky may have some frenchie blood
starts to think that Snarky may have some frenchie bloodIt's raining. :(*stops piddling on CDP*
Oops. Sorry.
Grrrrrrrrrrrr...
Grrrrrrrrrrrr...starts to think that Snarky may have some frenchie bloodIt's raining. :(*stops piddling on CDP*
Oops. Sorry.
Well, you were pissing all over me......
Well, you were pissing all over me......Grrrrrrrrrrrr...starts to think that Snarky may have some frenchie bloodIt's raining. :(*stops piddling on CDP*
Oops. Sorry.
We poodles do that sort of thing all the time. Just ask the carpet.
Oohh, that reminds me....
piddles all over the carpet
*Jumps through a McDonald's Drive-Thru Window*
GIMME MCNUGGETS! NOW!
*begins windmilling arms*
Can I have some fries?
*wiggles tail*
I'm so hungry I could eat a battleship!
I had fries once.....
I had fries once.....
They had better have been freedom fries. Grrrrrrr....
I had fries once.....They had better have been freedom fries. Grrrrrrr....
Of course they were. Otherwise I'd have mauled them and left them to bleed on the floor.
*Jumps through a McDonald's Drive-Thru Window*
GIMME MCNUGGETS! NOW!
*begins windmilling arms*
Can I have some fries?
*wiggles tail*
Awww, so cute!
*tosses basket of scalding hot greasy fries at Llamafrog*
Oohh, that reminds me....
piddles all over the carpet
*gurgle gurgle*
Good to see not much changes around here...
*rest on dry, clean couch*
Hm..
*growls to defend couch from other poodles*
Good to see not much changes around here...
*rest on dry, clean couch*
Hm..
*growls to defend couch from other poodles*
*watches as spiders pour out from couch to devour PJS*
You do know that everyone stays down here because I'm not full of critters, right? The last infestation I had was of crickets when CourtFool and CDP were in the neighbor's garden.
Good to see not much changes around here...
*rest on dry, clean couch*
Hm..
*growls to defend couch from other poodles*
*watches as spiders pour out from couch to devour PJS*
You do know that everyone stays down here because I'm not full of critters, right? The last infestation I had was of crickets when CourtFool and CDP were in the neighbor's garden.
I have an infestation!
WHERE IS MY BATTLESHIP?!???!?!
*watches as spiders pour out from couch to devour PJS*
{shudders} I hate swarms.
...The last infestation I had was of crickets when CourtFool and CDP were in the neighbor's garden.Oh hai! I haz an infestation!
Not... {ominous music} Jiminy Crickets?!
Six o'clock already
I was just in the middle of a dream
I was humpin' Cockapoo
By a crystal blue Italian stream
But I can't be late
'Cause then I guess I just won't get paid
These are the days
When you wish your bed was already made
It's just another manic Monday
I wish it were a Sunday
'Cause that's my funday
My I don't have to runday
It's just another manic Monday
Have to catch an early train
Got to be to work by nine
And if I had an air-o-plane
I still couldn't make it on time
'Cause it takes me so long
Just to figure out which collar I'm gonna wear
Blame it on the train
But Courtfool is already there
It's just another manic Monday
I wish it were a Sunday
'Cause that's my funday
My I don't have to runday
It's just another manic Monday
All of the nights
Why did Snarky have to pick last night
To get down
Doesn't it matter
That I have to feed the both of us
Employment's down
He tells me in his bedroom voice
C'mon CDP, let's go maul some frenchies!
Time it goes so fast
When you're having fun
It's just another manic Monday
I wish it were a Sunday
'Cause that's my funday
My I don't have to runday
It's just another manic Monday
The last infestation I had was of crickets when CourtFool and CDP were in the neighbor's garden.
That was never proven!
Six o'clock already
I was just in the middle of a dream
I was humpin' Cockapoo
By a crystal blue Italian stream
But I can't be late
'Cause then I guess I just won't get paid
These are the days
When you wish your bed was already madeIt's just another manic Monday
I wish it were a Sunday
'Cause that's my funday
My I don't have to runday
It's just another manic MondayHave to catch an early train
Got to be to work by nine
And if I had an air-o-plane
I still couldn't make it on time
'Cause it takes me so long
Just to figure out which collar I'm gonna wear
Blame it on the train
But Courtfool is already thereIt's just another manic Monday
I wish it were a Sunday
'Cause that's my funday
My I don't have to runday
It's just another manic MondayAll of the nights
Why did Snarky have to pick last night
To get down
Doesn't it matter
That I have to feed the both of us
Employment's down
He tells me in his bedroom voice
C'mon CDP, let's go maul some frenchies!
Time it goes so fast
When you're having funIt's just another manic Monday
I wish it were a Sunday
'Cause that's my funday
My I don't have to runday
It's just another manic Monday
*tears form in the eyes* That was beautiful.
The last infestation I had was of crickets when CourtFool and CDP were in the neighbor's garden.That was never proven!
You did once hump a cricket player, though. I have the video.
*Chirp*?
You did once hump a cricket player, though. I have the video.
He was cute.
Sadly, no. I used to get beat up as the Ugly Poodling.
*licks self*
I got beat up once......
Sadly, no. I used to get beat up as the Ugly Poodling.
I'd do you. But then I guess that isn't sayin' much.
I was so ugly as a puppy, that they had to tie a cookie around my neck, just to get kids to play with me.
I was so ugly as a puppy, that they had to tie a cookie around my neck, just to get kids to play with me.
So why didn't the kids still play with you?
I'll take a discarded U-Boat.
So hungry...
drives and old Chevy into the thread and parks it in front of Rusty
Here ya go!
Om nom nom nom
Thanks, CDP! I don't care what you say about you, I lick you.
Om nom nom nom
There's this cap on the sea floor in the gulf…
Awww, someone got transmission fluid all over me.
Awww, someone got transmission fluid all over me.
*adds some other fluids*
Awww, someone got transmission fluid all over me.*adds some other fluids*
*adds some solids to the equation
drags his butt through the fluids
Om nom nom nomThere's this cap on the sea floor in the gulf…
Good idea, but I'll need swim fins and a bathysphere...plastic or aluminium preferably. And maybe some sort of breathing apparatus.
Bath!?! Oh noes!
Bath!?! Oh noes!
Afraid of a little water, eh? Mwahahahahaha!
You'll never defeat me and my ally THE SPRINKLER!
Nyahahahahaha!
Bath!?! Oh noes!Afraid of a little water, eh? Mwahahahahaha!
You'll never defeat me and my ally THE SPRINKLER!
Nyahahahahaha!
The Sprinkler is responsible for who I am today.
I used to be Dry Blanket a long, long time ago.
Bath!?! Oh noes!Afraid of a little water, eh? Mwahahahahaha!
You'll never defeat me and my ally THE SPRINKLER!
Nyahahahahaha!
The Sprinkler is responsible for who I am today.
I used to be Dry Blanket a long, long time ago.
I humped a dry blanket once.
Bath!?! Oh noes!Afraid of a little water, eh? Mwahahahahaha!
You'll never defeat me and my ally THE SPRINKLER!
Nyahahahahaha!
The Sprinkler is responsible for who I am today.
I used to be Dry Blanket a long, long time ago.
I blame the fuzzballs.
HUMP DAY!!!!
*humps CDP*
I humped a dry blanket once.Bath!?! Oh noes!Afraid of a little water, eh? Mwahahahahaha!
You'll never defeat me and my ally THE SPRINKLER!
Nyahahahahaha!
The Sprinkler is responsible for who I am today.
I used to be Dry Blanket a long, long time ago.
That was either me or my cousin Chamois. He's French.
That was either me or my cousin Chamois. He's French.
A frenchie!!!! Grrrrrrr............