Thanks Boss, but I don't think that'll help for this weekend. Lot's to do, and not a lot of time to do it in.
Yap! Yip! Yap! Yap!
*chases tail*
How are things going on poodleland? I've been squeaky toy-hunting and it just takes too much time... gotta give me more poodle time to retain sanity
*Licks privates*
I miss being able to post several times a day. Stupid work!
And we miss you Boss. It's enough to make me sit in the corner and cry.
*hugs CDP*
And we miss you Boss. It's enough to make me sit in the corner and cry.
*gives CDP a sympathy hump*
*becomes tired of being humped and returns to the abyss* I can't make these poodles fear me!
You scared me. I disintegrated the pipes by the toilet.
And we miss you Boss. It's enough to make me sit in the corner and cry.
<Hands CDP a Kleenex>
*becomes tired of being humped and returns to the abyss* I can't make these poodles fear me!You scared me. I disintegrated the pipes by the toilet.
Yay! Rusty's back!!! *humps Rusty*
Yay! Rusty's back!!! *humps Rusty**becomes tired of being humped and returns to the abyss* I can't make these poodles fear me!You scared me. I disintegrated the pipes by the toilet.
YAP!
climbs under the couch
*climbs under the couch and humps CDP*
Ah, hell {humps the couch}
{sings} "I'm turning Pekingese
I think I'm turning Pekingese
I really think so..."
*rides through the thread, chased by a horde of Guinea Pigs*
*rides through the thread, chased by a horde of Guinea Pigs*
Wait for me!
*rides through the thread, chased by a horde of Guinea Pigs*Wait for me!
Hey baby, you're my kind of girl!
Thank goodness the farmer put that chastity belt on. Imagine the kids!
<Runs out of the thread>
80's musical references. I approve.
80's musical references. I approve.
Do you approve of this? *humps Courtfool*
Ouch. I feel like I got reverse-mauled by France.
*humps CDP whilst under the couch some more*
Poodles, come out to play-yay!!!
F U, Monday Monster.
*takes a swig from a bottle of bourbon*
*Humps the curtains*
*humps Llamafrog*
Hey Snarky! Can I borrow your bottle? I need something to chase my meds with.
Hey Snarky! Can I borrow your bottle? I need something to chase my meds with.
*passes the bourbon to CDP*
It makes anything go down better.
I'd say TGIF, but it's not going to be a pleasant weekend....
I'd say TGIF, but it's not going to be a pleasant weekend....
Especially with a Monday coming up in three days....
I'd say TGIF, but it's not going to be a pleasant weekend....Especially with a Monday coming up in three days....
MUHAHAHAHA!!!
MUHAHAHAHA!!!I'd say TGIF, but it's not going to be a pleasant weekend....Especially with a Monday coming up in three days....
*mauls Monday Monster*
Happy Friday, biotch!
MUHAHAHAHA!!!I'd say TGIF, but it's not going to be a pleasant weekend....Especially with a Monday coming up in three days....*mauls Monday Monster*
Happy Friday, biotch!
I can't become corporeal on a Friday, so you're wasting your time attacking me vile poodle. Do you remember what I did to you last time? You're going to get a replay of it this Monday and this time your friends may not be around to help you. Hmmmm, I think your head mounted on my wall would look good. Don't you think so?
I can't become corporeal on a Friday, so you're wasting your time attacking me vile poodle. Do you remember what I did to you last time? You're going to get a replay of it this Monday and this time your friends may not be around to help you. Hmmmm, I think your head mounted on my wall would look good. Don't you think so?MUHAHAHAHA!!!I'd say TGIF, but it's not going to be a pleasant weekend....Especially with a Monday coming up in three days....*mauls Monday Monster*
Happy Friday, biotch!
Just wait until I get the ghost touch strap-on I ordered.
Just wait until I get the ghost touch strap-on I ordered.
Hey Snarky, your "package" just arrived!
Hey Snarky, your "package" just arrived!
Just wait until I get the ghost touch strap-on I ordered.
Ooh! It's like Christmas!
Ooh! It's like Christmas!Hey Snarky, your "package" just arrived!
Just wait until I get the ghost touch strap-on I ordered.
Frog blast the vent core!
<snicker>
Ooh! It's like Christmas!Hey Snarky, your "package" just arrived!
Just wait until I get the ghost touch strap-on I ordered.
Hey Snarky. Did you just say you got a new strap-on? *gives a seductive wink at Snarky*
Hey Snarky. Did you just say you got a new strap-on? *gives a seductive wink at Snarky*Ooh! It's like Christmas!Hey Snarky, your "package" just arrived!
Just wait until I get the ghost touch strap-on I ordered.
Oh, you wouldn't want that. It has a blade grafted into it just for the Monday Monster.
Oh, you wouldn't want that. It has a blade grafted into it just for the Monday Monster.Hey Snarky. Did you just say you got a new strap-on? *gives a seductive wink at Snarky*Ooh! It's like Christmas!Hey Snarky, your "package" just arrived!
Just wait until I get the ghost touch strap-on I ordered.
F*@% the Monday Monster!
Does anyone have any pictures of The Monday Monster in a french maid uniform?
Does anyone want to see some?
Oui oui!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Does anyone have any pictures of The Monday Monster in a french maid uniform?
Does anyone want to see some?
I like you Courtfool. I think I'll kill you last.
I like you Courtfool. I think I'll kill you last.
Bring it, little man.
hump-mauls the Monday Monster
Ack, now that it's Monday, I'm scared. Where is my resolve when I need it most?