is a death machine, not
mom!"
"Honey, let him reroll
My familiar is a poodle
I rolled max hit dice
that the DM wasn't lookin'
stays alive the whole campaign
a murderous coup of PCs
who're obviously made of fail
and dressed in Victorian clothes
and crying in the corner
fondling their splat books obsessively
So the attached D20s wouldn't
adjusting their Prince Albert piercings
Ewwwwwwww!
and ruin their plan to
They crawled into their basements
where all Obama supporters dwell
sidekick and hot bond chick
and a poodle named Precious
little treasure after DM Band
post at 5 word character
On a second thought, maybe
actually playing the game rather
than being beefing up my
hypothetical über kobold Lame Pun
and turn it a Poodle
named Dread Lord Poodle who