You are right. Nothing says “class” like a sculpture of you naked and pregnant. But then I am on the anti-class party so…
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Hey then you should be more than happy to join my anti-family platform. oh and be sure you catch my new campaign add
"America what a bunch of sissy whiners, don't you wish it was more like France? A vote for me is a vote for change, no more will our country be the slave of silly ideas like right to life. When I'm elected abortions will be mandatory in fact, babies will be aborted in high school that way we don't have to deal with families that slipped through the cracks by having intercourse before the mandatory gay marraige age."
I'm lastknightleft and I approved this message
…not even thinly veiled snipe…
Um…is this how I sound when I talk about Hero in the D&D threads?
Damn, this avatar really grows on you!
Pushing buttons = teh fun
RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8
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Well, I thought of how many times this dumb looking avatar made me smile and thought ... Yes, I will throw my weight behind CourtFool for president.
Support CourtFool ... use HIS avatar.
EDIT: Okay, vice-president ... but with those teeth, he's just a sharp throat-tear away from the *oval office.
*The Oval being yellow and brown and having the words 'Pathfinder Society' splayed across it.
Vice President. I am Callous Jack’s running mate.
My vote goes like this:
President: Callous Jack (the charismatic wise man at the throne)
Vice President: Courtfool (the one to handle all dirty affairs with a dirty tone)
Secretary of Defense/offense/commonsense: Heathy (the power behind the throne)
Public Affairs/Relations: Lilith (bringer of cookies to appease all the people the guys listed abode piss off)
There you go
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My vote goes like this:
President: Callous Jack (the charismatic wise man at the throne)
Vice President: Courtfool (the one to handle all dirty affairs with a dirty tone)
Secretary of Defense/offense/commonsense: Heathy (the power behind the throne)
Public Affairs/Relations: Lilith (bringer of cookies to appease all the people the guys listed abode piss off)
There you go
Thank you, Hugo, you can be be the Vice President Jr. And once you assassinate Courtfool, the job is yours.
Thanks Mr. President
*begins to sharpen the poodlecleaver*
*licks Hugo*
Success! That category covers more than 50% of voters! Woo hoo! We win!
A vote for Jack/Fool is a vote for idiocy.
Bah! I have the court in my name. Top that ‘last’.
Actually, I was thinking Lindsey Lohan for Secretary of State. We need more lesbians in this country.
Actually, I was thinking Lindsey Lohan for Secretary of State. We need more lesbians in this country.
I back this up. Thou its not my country...
You want lesbians in office you should vote for me, by law everyone will be either gay or lesbian that's my whole platform remember mandatory gay marraige.
Can I be both?
As a notorious flip-flopper, I shall consider your proposal. By the way, how do you feel about Prime Minister?
Poison will not save you're fluffy hind end.*licks Hugo*
Butterfrogs are immune to poison, so no worries. Althou they are covered with a wort-indusing mucus which its inocuos to the touch but severely infectuos if licked or eaten...
As my minion who did you think he was refering too when lastknightleft said he had paizo's supreme court in his pocket?
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You want lesbians in office you should vote for me, by law everyone will be either gay or lesbian that's my whole platform remember mandatory gay marraige.Can I be both?
As a notorious flip-flopper, I shall consider your proposal. By the way, how do you feel about Prime Minister?
It's a little chewy and not as juicy as Prime cut sirloin, but in the end I find it palatable
So far I've heard a lot of fluff and not much talk about the issues...
Where do the candidates stand on...
... half-elf rights?
... Electrum Pieces?
... the criminally high price of arrows and healing potions?!
...The legalization on prostitution for self-righteous clerics?
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So far I've heard a lot of fluff and not much talk about the issues...
Where do the candidates stand on...
... half-elf rights?
To thier left...
... Electrum Pieces?
near the bottom of the pile i don't want get hurt when i fall off...
... the criminally high price of arrows and healing potions?!
Where else would i get my bribes from? Maybe spell components...
Latest polling shows David Wickham getting 23% of the general vote, but an amazing 89% amongst Alchemists and Fletchers.
Is that prostitution of or prostitutes for clerics?
Both! ;P
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So far I've heard a lot of fluff and not much talk about the issues...
Where do the candidates stand on...
... half-elf rights?
... Electrum Pieces?
... the criminally high price of arrows and healing potions?!
Half-elves will be gay married like everyone else and they'll like it
I will raise taxes on electrum pieces. the tax will be 9 platinum pieces and 9 gold for every piece of electrum owened.
The price of Arrows and potions are just fine, I will allow the corporations to continue operations while reducing restrictive legislation and providing them with tax breaks and freedom to move jobs wherever they see fit.
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...The legalization on prostitution for self-righteous clerics?
I will legalize clerics as well as all hard drugs however prostitution would mean cheating on their gay husband/wife and therefor god has spoken personally too me on several occasions and mandated that through my will it remain illegal and have increased penalties.
I will raise taxes on electrum pieces. the tax will be 9 platinum pieces and 9 gold for every piece of electrum owened.
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The price of Arrows and potions are just fine, I will allow the corporations to continue operations while reducing restrictive legislation and providing them with tax breaks and freedom to move jobs wherever they see fit.
sellout
Latest polling shows lastknightleft getting 45% of the general vote, but an abysmal 2% amongst Electrum miners.
CJ and CF has 100% of the legalized alien residents, whom support imigrant-work and webposting-cuturization of imigrants and truce on aggressive relations of locals and imigrants.
:P