Runelord of VHS's page

*playing with Kobold Cleaver* oh was someone looking for this? Heh heh heh, everyone always underestimates the power of VHS.

*twirls Kobold Cleaver*

I think what you'll find you've grabbed, mr. Cleaver is in fact a VHS recording of me taking it out of the box and rewraping the cassette for you to grab.

a birthday party for lastknightleft

Technically as the supperior ruling class we aren't a "cult" per se, but since there are about 12 of us running around, you silly peons probably think of us as a cult.

- you've created aliases and spent 10 minutes finding just the right avater for what began as an elaborate joke?

Check

As my minion who did you think he was refering too when lastknightleft said he had paizo's supreme court in his pocket?

I hate to be the spoil-sport, but we are getting rather off track here.

It has been some times since any mention of plotting, and I am getting concerned.

Do I have to do everything myself?!

And who are you to come in here and attempt to order us around, as punishment you will face the ultimate torture. I have set up two VHS players so that when one is rewinding the other is playing and you now have to watch Gigli on infinite loop. The horror

I am the one who broke it, I posted then deleted the post and the whole thread disapeared, That will teach the other Runelords to doubt the power of VHS

Fellow runelords:

Can we at least agree that someone needs to send a message to the Paizo staff informing them that we are their new masters- their immediate and terrible (if they disobey us) future- and that they should count themeselves lucky for not being taxed for the privilige of writing about us?
I know that some of you will have difficulties rousing yourselves to agree (or otherwise) so I would think that a majority verdict from amongst the classic seven of you would suffice.

It's okay, I've allready sent them a video diary of this thread. why do you think they started fighting back?

hmm aparently paizo is fighting back by stealing our guises

This is silly. I can't possibly keep up with you all. And if I can't keep up, then there's obviously something wrong with all of you. I think this thread could use some serious redecorating. Looks at his rod of cancellation. Where did I put that sphere of annihilation?

Here have a copy of "History of the Runelords", remember to stay tuned after the credits to watch a 30 minute presentation on the making of "History of the Runelords"

My Runewell is used to dispose of all of my enemy the Runelord of Beta's minions only...BETA!!!

It would appear these . . . things are invading my, I mean, our capital. Any suggestions on how to remove them? I could make some lovely gold statues . . .

Don't worry if the Runelord of lust will just make a post saying how she loves the new towel racks she bought, I can edit out any footage of the interlopers and people won't wonder where the new statues came from suddenly when they watch "The Runelords: The Movie"

First King wrote:

Hey, I thought that was just speculation by scholars in the distant future!

::telepathically:: No, no. That was Then, this is Now. We passed Then, just now. Now, you're looking at Now. Everything that happens now, is happening Now.

Where's the Runelord of VHS when I need him?!

Fast forwarding sir, I'll never show that part again ever SIR!

cool thanks guys