*licks Kobold Cleaver*GAH!!! BEGONE, VILE RAT-DOG!
*follows Kobold Cleaver around*
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Labrapoodle, Cockapoo, Poogle...I wonder what would happen if I crossed a poodle and a zombie?I'm fairly certain that can never happen, as all zombies (despite their undead nature) have a great deal of self-respect. Therefore, any zombie would likely take a power drill to his own skull before allowing such an insult to occur.
Hell, any self-respecting zombie wouldn't even eat a poodle.
SO, um... does that mean after the Zombie war(plague) all we will have left are Poodles You are a sick and twisted species.
*follows Kobold Cleaver around**licks Kobold Cleaver*GAH!!! BEGONE, VILE RAT-DOG!
GAH!!! HELP!!!
*Runs*
*chases Kobold Cleaver*
*chases Kobold Cleaver*
GAAA!!! I KNEW I SHOULDA PREPARED TELEPORT!!!!
*Runs faster*
Sniffs around....finds a bush to mark
Sniffs around....finds a bush to mark
Occupied...find your own bush.
do seagulls taste like chicken?
Licks lips~
do seagulls taste like chicken?
Licks lips~
From someone with experience, I would say yes.
it's a cat...attack mode delta 1!~
it's a cat...attack mode delta 1!~
Back off rat-dog!
I am only part rat thank you, on my mothers side, we don't talk about it much.
*licks Cheshire Cat*
I am only part rat thank you, on my mothers side, we don't talk about it much.
Nice to know. BTW, take this! *maces the dog in the eyes and makes a run for it*
ow ow ow, that darn cat!
where is the eye wash at?
*licks Cheshire Cat*
Hello, Courtfool. What are you doing?
You must be confused, I'm not the dreaded Poddle master, just a humble follower. We learn and imitate his poodle-fu and spread the poodle love on the boards as you already know.
*licks Cheshire Cat*Hello, Courtfool. What are you doing?
I think you're getting a little confused Plantjack. That's Llamafrog. He lives in our clubhouse, remember?
I think you're getting a little confused Plantjack. That's Llamafrog. He lives in our clubhouse, remember?*licks Cheshire Cat*Hello, Courtfool. What are you doing?
That was why I asked him how he was doing. My apologies, all poodles resemble each other closely.
Eye wash
E Y E W A S H
Ow!
That was why I asked him how he was doing. My apologies, all poodles resemble each other closely.I think you're getting a little confused Plantjack. That's Llamafrog. He lives in our clubhouse, remember?*licks Cheshire Cat*Hello, Courtfool. What are you doing?
Yeah, sorta like cockroaches.
Eye wash
E Y E W A S HOw!
*poop*
Better now?
Yap! Yap!
Yap! Yap!
YAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*starts running in circles and yapping like crazy in excitetment*
Yapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyap yapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyap yapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyap yapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyap......
* sniffs Llamafrog's bottom *
Oh hai!
YAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, but I would be happy to park a hybrid if you have one handy.
Sure. It is not like I have a license.
Stupid humans only laws. Opposable thumbs are overrated.
...don't drive angry. Don't drive angry...
...don't drive angry. Don't drive angry...
Remind me to be off the streets when you get behind the wheel.
I can see you copperly tan Mr Cjack. I've yet to see it turn green with envy-I mean,... tarnish ;)
*licks Callous Jack using extra tarnishing saliva*
Aren't dogs colorblind too? That'll be fun with traffic lights!
You mean they are different colors? I wondered why there were three of them.
Freedom!!
Freedom!!
*humps Captain Cajun*