The avatar has got to go. Sorry, Lord Fyre.
Not Sorry to Court Fool though.
We concur. too long has it been a thorn in the side of the great and honerable!
Besides, poodles are a bad joke for dogs species (along with chihuahuas)
And more frogs please!!!
The avatar has got to go. Sorry, Lord Fyre.
Not Sorry to Court Fool though.
No need to be sorry.
If they put in Llamas, it would be made smurfy good in any case.
We concur. too long has it been a thorn in the side of the great and honerable!
I allers wanned to be a false idle.
We concur. too long has it been a thorn in the side of the great and honerable!I allers wanned to be a false idle.
We speak for the one and great. not you false ... ursurper ... wait...i think i have something there wrong.
at any rate, the lord Sebastian decrees it! down with those annoying excuse for slippers!
Besides, poodles are a bad joke for dogs speciesPoodles are not dogs, they are rats that bark.
Good Point! furry fussy rats!
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Not to mention that, because of poodles, the labradoodle exists. I don't blame the labradors, you see. They probably fought tooth and nail, or had their genetic samples stolen. The poodles probably went willingly, thinking they could be made more acceptable.
DOWN WITH POODLES (and any other dog with -oodle in its name)!!!
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Not to mention that, because of poodles, the labradoodle exists. I don't blame the labradors, you see. They probably fought tooth and nail, or had their genetic samples stolen. The poodles probably went willingly, thinking they could be made more acceptable.
DOWN WITH POODLES (and any other dog with -oodle in its name)!!!
hmm...and yet Snickerdoodles are so tasty...odd...
Besides, poodles are a bad joke for dogs speciesPoodles are not dogs, they are rats that bark.
ahem....excuse me but I am the proud owner of a poodle. He is a fourteen pound ball of fur, teeth, and claw. Sit, beg, and the demeaning "give me paw" is beneath him. The concept of mercy eludes his devious poodle master brain. Unfortunately, I am a devoted dog lover who is allergic to dogs. This leaves me with few options. I certainly can envision me running down neighborhood vandal children with my Pit Bull-Wolf hybrid bounding down my driveway, snapping his bacon stained maw. But fur makes me hack and tear. So I have a poodle. A poodle who understands fear but does not acknowledge it. Anyhow there was some kind of poodle spaniel cross breed who chased off three bears in New Jersey last week. I'm not sure which is harder to believe.....a designer dog on his hind legs throatily barking vengeance at a gaggle of bears....or the fact that wild life still survives in Jersey. Maybe they were large Newark sewer rats....
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ahem....excuse me but I am the proud owner of a poodle. He is a fourteen pound ball of fur, teeth, and claw. Sit, beg, and the demeaning "give me paw" is beneath him. The concept of mercy eludes his devious poodle master brain. Unfortunately, I am a devoted dog lover who is allergic to dogs. This leaves me with few options. I certainly can envision me running down neighborhood vandal children with my Pit Bull-Wolf hybrid bounding down my driveway, snapping his bacon stained maw. But fur makes me hack and tear. So I have a poodle. A poodle who understands fear but does not acknowledge it. Anyhow there was some kind of poodle spaniel cross breed who chased off three bears in New Jersey last week. I'm not sure which is harder to believe.....a designer dog on his hind legs throatily barking vengeance at a gaggle of bears....or the fact that wild life still survives in Jersey. Maybe they were large Newark sewer rats....
Better to have no dog at all than a blasphemy of nature. Your poodle probably doesn't acknowledge fear because the other dogs are always laughing to hard to try and intimidate him.
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Labrapoodle, Cockapoo, Poogle...I wonder what would happen if I crossed a poodle and a zombie?
I'm fairly certain that can never happen, as all zombies (despite their undead nature) have a great deal of self-respect. Therefore, any zombie would likely take a power drill to his own skull before allowing such an insult to occur.
Hell, any self-respecting zombie wouldn't even eat a poodle.
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Labrapoodle, Cockapoo, Poogle...I wonder what would happen if I crossed a poodle and a zombie?
A zoodle?
We concur. too long has it been a thorn in the side of the great and honerable!I allers wanned to be a false idle.We speak for the one and great. not you false ... ursurper ... wait...i think i have something there wrong.
at any rate, the lord Sebastian decrees it! down with those annoying excuse for slippers!
sokay. I'm his avatar.
Now go fiss me a sammich.
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ahem....excuse me but I am the proud owner of a poodle. He is a fourteen pound ball of fur, teeth, and claw. Sit, beg, and the demeaning "give me paw" is beneath him. The concept of mercy eludes his devious poodle master brain. Unfortunately, I am a devoted dog lover who is allergic to dogs.Besides, poodles are a bad joke for dogs speciesPoodles are not dogs, they are rats that bark.
Ah, but by your own admission you cannot have a dog without having an allergic reaction, but you own a poodle. Therefore your own statements prove that a poodle is not a dog.
Truth be told, I would have changed avatars by now if this one did not annoy you so much.
HEY! Quit taking advantage of my followers you deceptive bastard. We may agree on the need to ban poodles, but that's my sammich.
sokay. I'm his avatar.
Now go fiss me a sammich.
I wup you boom boom down on Liar's Club.
I get the sammich.I get the girl.
I get the allexpensespaidtripto......TAHITI!!!
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I wup you boom boom down on Liar's Club.
I get the sammich.
I get the girl.
I get the allexpensespaidtripto......TAHITI!!!
G#*~##nit. I need to go back to the pony avatar to prevent this sort of shinnanigans...
If you're going to impersonate me, at least use some grammar. The space key is the biggest f!$@ing key on the keyboard, can't you find it?!?!?!
I am Bizarro Matlock.
I wup you boom boom down on Liar's Club.
I get the sammich.
I get the girl.
I get the allexpensespaidtripto......TAHITI!!!G+*@*#nit. I need to go back to the pony avatar to prevent this sort of shinnanigans...
If you're going to impersonate me, at least use some grammar. The space key is the biggest f!~%ing key on the keyboard, can't you find it?!?!?!
IcanbutIfeellikeitiswastingcyberpixels. Didn'tyoueverseeTron?Bitsarepeopletoo.
In my ranger level I selected poodles as favored enemy, so, watch out! Unfrtunately I have to wait a few levels before taking lawyers too as FE...
I think the OP had a valid point: down with poodles. I think his inability to bathe among other flaws such as scratching his butt on carpeting should be overlooked. We can all agree that poodles need to be done away with.
I need to go back to the pony avatar to prevent this sort of shinnanigans...
If you're going to impersonate me, at least use some grammar.
What we got here is a classic example of the Annoy Triangle.
Hey, looks like someone will need a "clean-up" work with some identity theft issue... I'll have to take an assassin level...
;P
At least Sebastian is not trying to pretend to be an attractive red-headed lesbian.
What we got here is a classic example of the Annoy Triangle.I need to go back to the pony avatar to prevent this sort of shinnanigans...
If you're going to impersonate me, at least use some grammar.
Why he gotta talk about my grammer? She's a nice ole bald dwarf.
Down with all Llama's! Down with all Heathey's! Down with all Sebastians!
I'm down with OPP, actually.
I'm down with OPP, actually.
…as well as STD.
Down with all Llama's! Down with all Heathey's! Down with all Sebastians!
Down with downer! hey he's already down isn't he? Anybody knows something about Kyle H? Downer ruled... to but he's "down"...
back to the topic... down with everyone!
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Labrapoodle, Cockapoo, Poogle...I wonder what would happen if I crossed a poodle and a zombie?
You forgot a whole bunch of evil oodles.
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Labrapoodle, Cockapoo, Poogle...I wonder what would happen if I crossed a poodle and a zombie?You forgot a whole bunch of evil oodles.
My personal favorite is the Bich Poo. Try saying it really fast.
We fear and hate that which we do not understand.
It has happened. The Poodle Overlord has returned. I must inform the Lemmings.
It has happened. The Poodle Overlord has returned. I must inform the Lemmings.
What do lemmings taste like? Can we lick them?
It has happened. The Poodle Overlord has returned. I must inform the Lemmings.What do lemmings taste like? Can we lick them?
NO!!! Bad dog! Bad dog!
Besides, poodles are a bad joke for dogs species (along with chihuahuas)
And more frogs please!!!
Hah! COme again?
*licks Kobold Cleaver*
*licks Kobold Cleaver*
GAH!!! BEGONE, VILE RAT-DOG!