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I always whether our Fluffernutter is just a complete idiot, or a "concretist" -- "If I do not personally touch it, it does not exist, despite the evidence of my own senses."
Whenever it's pouring rain around here, you can see it. You can hear it. You can smell it. None of that matters.
As on every morning, she imperiously meows and demands to be let out. I let her out. Into the pouring rain. She gets rained on. She comes back in. She shuts up.
Every single time it rains.
Idiot kitty.
Or maybe she likes being rained on?
Or maybe she is eternally hopeful that this time it will be fun?
Crookshanks and I are taking a bus downtown to take pictures of the frozen lake and to bring teddywedgers home to share.
Teddywhats?
I always whether our Fluffernutter is just a complete idiot, or a "concretist" -- "If I do not personally touch it, it does not exist, despite the evidence of my own senses."
Whenever it's pouring rain around here, you can see it. You can hear it. You can smell it. None of that matters.
As on every morning, she imperiously meows and demands to be let out. I let her out. Into the pouring rain. She gets rained on. She comes back in. She shuts up.
Every single time it rains.
Idiot kitty.
Or maybe she likes being rained on?
Or maybe she is eternally hopeful that this time it will be fun?
"Eternally hopeful"
Yeah, that's the name of the painting.
Not so much of me.
Crookshanks and I are taking a bus downtown to take pictures of the frozen lake and to bring teddywedgers home to share.Teddywhats?
Pasties, from Teddywedgers on State Street.
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Text to GothBard:
So, I don't know whether you remember a few years ago when I moved *all* the kids' Nerf and other outdoor stuff to the bin outside, but today I thought I'd make an "afternoon project" out of getting Impus Minor's bookcase back into his closet...
...and learned that he's secretly been bringing it ALL back in, plus anything we wanted to throw away that he liked...
It was like finding a 200-year pack rat midden.
So forgive me for the dining room, but I've found my project for the week...
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Text to GothBard:
So, I don't know whether you remember a few years ago when I moved *all* the kids' Nerf and other outdoor stuff to the bin outside, but today I thought I'd make an "afternoon project" out of getting Impus Minor's bookcase back into his closet...
...and learned that he's secretly been bringing it ALL back in, plus anything we wanted to throw away that he liked...
It was like finding a 200-year pack rat midden.So forgive me for the dining room, but I've found my project for the week...
Hey, if he fits that all in his assigned space...
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Text to GothBard:
So, I don't know whether you remember a few years ago when I moved *all* the kids' Nerf and other outdoor stuff to the bin outside, but today I thought I'd make an "afternoon project" out of getting Impus Minor's bookcase back into his closet...
...and learned that he's secretly been bringing it ALL back in, plus anything we wanted to throw away that he liked...
It was like finding a 200-year pack rat midden.So forgive me for the dining room, but I've found my project for the week...
Does it involve Lots Of Fire?
...which is why my thrift drop staging area is a box at the back of my closet until it is ready to put, sealed, in the trunk, and no one in the family ever sees what I am getting rid of.
Jimmy the (Ear Biting) Groundhog didn't see his shadow so an early spring.
Which leaves me conflicted.
Part of me knows it's all a farce promoted by Big Groundhog, but the other part of me (the part with access to chainsaws) will go on a bloody groundhog massacre if he's wrong.
Leave the groundhogs alone, Captain!
(nb: I don't actually know what a groundhog is. Maybe a very fat hamster?)
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NobodysHome In the Kitchen:
- Black New Balance walking shoes
- Black socks
- Chefwear mushroom pants
- A Sri Ra Cha t-shirt
- A "Bob's Iguana Bits" apron
GothBard said I looked like some kind of adorable post-apocalyptic casserole.
I win!
Leave the groundhogs alone, Captain!
(nb: I don't actually know what a groundhog is. Maybe a very fat hamster?)
My debit card expired this month.
I've ordered two new ones, neither has come.
Maybe I'll have better luck having it delivered to a local branch and I'll just pick it up. >:/
Mine never last to the expiration date, probably due to my profession.
NobodysHome In the Kitchen:
- Black New Balance walking shoes
- Black socks
- Chefwear mushroom pants
- A Sri Ra Cha t-shirt
- A "Bob's Iguana Bits" apronGothBard said I looked like some kind of adorable post-apocalyptic casserole.
I win!
May I please just have the mushrooms and no pants?
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My debit card expired this month.
I've ordered two new ones, neither has come.
Maybe I'll have better luck having it delivered to a local branch and I'll just pick it up. >:/
Probably yes. My aunts IKEA card took ages to arrive. And when it arrived it didn't work either.
Big Groundhog? is it a dire groundhog?
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I've always found it funny that in DND-esque games it seems that both humans and dragons will f!$& anything, and oftentimes that will produce viable offspring.
Yeah I can see it for demons and devils, less so for angels cause what they doing that sort of thing in the first place? Dragons are at least magical but it does seem a stretch but humans like that's not how biology works! Then you have the centaurs like "I beg to differ!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Amish.
Amish who?
You're not a shoe, you idiot.
Oh no not knock knock jokes.
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I saw a documentary that said the alligators can grow up to 15 feet. I've never seen one with more than four, though.
Maybe they bred with a centipede. #D&Dlogic
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I finally realized that my ex left me because of my insistence on reducing fractions. I guess hindsight really is 1.
** spoiler omitted **
It could be time to make that Vidmaster7*eyeroll* alias.
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It could be time to make that Vidmaster7*eyeroll* alias.I finally realized that my ex left me because of my insistence on reducing fractions. I guess hindsight really is 1.
** spoiler omitted **
Too late?
Too late?It could be time to make that Vidmaster7*eyeroll* alias.I finally realized that my ex left me because of my insistence on reducing fractions. I guess hindsight really is 1.
** spoiler omitted **
Curse you!
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I didn't even know fish jerky was a thing. Surely that can't be any good.
I didn't even know fish jerky was a thing. Surely that can't be any good.I tried some shark jerky once long ago. It was not good.
Ofcourse you don't like fish anyways so its hard to say definitely If I wouldn't like it. I have wanted to try shark but there is also a thing I feel like predator animals tend to have more toxins and be less healthy for people to eat.
Plus you know predator animals have those weird crab faces. Then you have to of course " GET TO THE CHOPPA!"
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Today I cooked whole wheat spaghetti like ramen with the ramen soup base, with shabu shabu, black fungus, enoki mushrooms and a poached egg. I'd say it was pretty good =)
Doesn't sound bad. Minus the poached eggs anyways.
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Traditionally Japanese ramen is eaten with soft boiled eggs
And my mom bought 3 packets of whole grain spaghetti trying to get my dad to eat healthier but he didn't like it. So guess who gets to finish it?
The problem is when I cook spaghetti I don't really use that much of it because I'm carb conscious. Only in ramen do I not feel too bad having more noodle.
Whole wheat spaghetti does taste a bit odd. Just different I suppose.
Oh no not knock knock jokes.Knock knock.
Who's there?
Amish.
Amish who?
You're not a shoe, you idiot.
Yeah, they knock me out!