The Doctor was pushing buttons on the TARDIS
when Rose came in, dancing and lipsynching to
ABBA, causing The Doctor to wince in pain.
"Is that REALLY neccessary?" The Doctor cried, clapping
her on the side of the head. “I’m
trying to fix the hoozits that K-9 ruined
while assisting Sarah Jane Smith with the strange
denizens of the shopping mall, circa 1983, who
animated corpses in order to extract cranial tissue
that, when blended with a unique ichor obtained
from Davros’ colostomy bag, could be used to
make a virtual time travel device, if by
some quirk of time, they could only get
it going on the seventh Tuesday of October.
" Then the seventh and eighth Doctors walked in.
There were more doctors in the room than
in an emergency room (given recent funding cuts)
All they needed was for Martha to wear
a revealing sexy nurses outfit and it would
become just like Torchwood. "Sontarons", the Seventh Doctor
not Son-ta-rans, he told Donna as she mispronounced
the word. “Am I bovvered?” she asked in
a tone suggesting she desired a Jelly Baby.
On cue, Martha and Peri both walked in
to the Tardis’ dressing room, where Rose was
getting changed. They all started to get nekkid
baby zygons, and to hold traditional ice-warrior
picnic dances around the TARDIS Console. The Doctors
meanwhile were arguing about which of them was
going to be the Chief of Surgery at
UNIT. "That's my job" shouted Martha indignantly as
Adric rocks himself in a corner saying "Why doesn't anyone like me?!". Suddenly
more than eight words appeared in a post
but Romana says "It was the only way!"
That makes up for Aberzombie in the 13
word game when he only wrote 8 words!
The Black Guardian made me do it, sorry
flash_cxxi wrote: UNIT. "That's my job" shouted Martha indignantly as the Doctors ignored her and started playing chess
using the Galifrian Temporal Tournament rules where every
third meequorp had to zeff a shog wing
prior to quaffing a swig of ol’ Janx
to psyche out your opponent's k-9 unit, so
the befuddled ‘droid would monopolise the second tier
of the litterbox level, so the Queen's Dalek
could undertake a Praetorian Switch manoeuvre, with the
Tom Baker wig animating to attack the foes'
zlooglewots. Unfortunately they had to keep pausing the
chameleon timeshift function of the Osirian scout-pawns
in order to hyperfacilitate the override junctures of
something which the Doctor had forgotten. Meanwhile, on
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