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Haven't you ever heard of heathens?Since Heathen means disbeliever (in the modern sense at any rate, or at least in its most common usage), isn't it counter-intuitive to have a cult of heathens?
*Prods Heathansson with a stick*
Huh? Huh?
Whereas a Cult of Sebastian is the perfect logic! Accept it and let the awesomeness flow through you!
*Begins gregarian chanting*
Faked you out, didn't they. Gooooooood minions. So trixy. So trixy.
Aubrey, please, stop the madness.
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I'm not sure whether I should be (a) concerned that there is another person on the boards using the name Sebastian and this thread is in his honor or (b) using the interest shown in this thread to finally start that cult I've always dreamed about.
Thanks for the kind words (except for those two faced bastards in the crowd (you know who you are) that are trying to use kindness to lure me into complacency and friendliness - it won't work).
First a magic card, now a warlord in a 40k army. All I need now is for someone to name a kitten after me.*
*But don't go thinking that will keep the cute little thing out of the furnace. It won't.
Ha! Sebastian's mind control powers are so great I named the Kitten after him before I even knew he existed!
Unfortunately the kitten-Sebastian is likely to merely bask in the heat and come looking for kippers if thrown into a furnace... not that I have not considered that solution on occasion!
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Yeah, I can see your problem there then. You don't want to give him a bony pony.
Yeah, I don't see Sebastian appreciating that much..
Although, making a Tomb King model after Sebastian could be a testament to his awesomeness. Showcasing the fact that it will live on in the centuries (or millennia) to come!
OMGM!!111!!!11!
I'm dying here!!!
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Sebastian's a major bonehead. Tomb Kings are fitting somehow.
I thought Chaos Dwarfs would appropriate, think of Sebastian wearing one of the hats!
Haw.
Back in my early lurking days (right after the announcement about the magazines came down), Sebastian's name and avatar were the first markers I recognized for posts I knew I would want to read.
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Sebastian's a major bonehead. Tomb Kings are fitting somehow.I thought Chaos Dwarfs would appropriate, think of Sebastian wearing one of the hats!
Haw.
Was that guy in the dwarf Stryper homage band?
This is pretty f@@~ed up.
No, this is merely the next logical step in spreading the awesomeness that is Sebastian. Now all we need to do is recruit more cultists.
Yes! A cricket cult! they will harass the unbelievers, the heathens if you will, with their incessant chirping, driving them into madness through lack of peace, quiet and sleep!
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Maybe then it'll be easier to recruit them...
Yes! A cricket cult! they will harass the unbelievers, the heathens if you will, with their incessant chirping, driving them into madness through lack of peace, quiet and sleep!
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My alarm clock with relaxing noises on it has a cricket selection. It's supposed to put you to sleep.
My alarm clock with relaxing noises on it has a cricket selection. It's supposed to put you to sleep.Yes! A cricket cult! they will harass the unbelievers, the heathens if you will, with their incessant chirping, driving them into madness through lack of peace, quiet and sleep!
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>.<!
Ok...new plan. Finger Sammiches! to all new cultists!
Unfortunately Lord Sebatian of kittens, the great and honerable, has not graced us with a budged for such things (heck, we can't even really offer the sammiches)...but don't you want to be part of something? of a group the listens and shares and happens to be exactly the same as you and therefore understands all your problems? a group that can give you a figurehead to trust and believe in?
Everybody wants that. No lieing now.
FYI, the Bella Sara cards may cost money, but you can set up a free account at Bellasara.com. This enables you to make friends with one horsie, Peter, I think, then if your cult has a bake sale or something, you can enter codes from the cards you buy and add even more horsie friends!
um well you have to be offering more then the other cults..........
Hmm...well we won't try to slip you some questionable Kool-Aid or try to convince you that sleeping with our leader is the only way to attain salvation. You also don't have to join a commune or partake in giant ceramonies that may or may not involve mass suicide when a comet happens around.
No sir. we are all about the quiet worship here at the cult of Sebastian. worship where you are, whenever it's convenient. In fact, the only real rule is that you have to wear the really cool robes.
...I will look into this online Bella Sera deal...it may be of use to us. yesss....
Cake or death!?
Cake or death!?
Assuming that cake is being sold as part of a Cult of Sebastian fundraiser, then yes.
Maybe I did not pronounce it correctly. Cake or Death!?
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Bella Sara Charter Superscriber
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Are any of my cultists deranged enough to hunt down a certain flea-ridden poster and cut off his fingers for them there Sammiches? It would be greatly appreciated.
Please note that Bella Sara cards are an acceptable form of tribute within the cult. The preferred form even...
*pulls out knife and begins to hunt said aforementioned flea-ridden poster*
though I do believe there have to be tastier fingers out there, Your will be done!
Unfortunately Lord Sebatian of kittens, the great and honerable, has not graced us with a budged for such things (heck, we can't even really offer the sammiches)...but don't you want to be part of something? of a group the listens and shares and happens to be exactly the same as you and therefore understands all your problems? a group that can give you a figurehead to trust and believe in?
Everybody wants that. No lieing now.
I thought cultists were supposed to give their worldly goods to their leader. So everybody needs to send Sebastian their Bella Sara cards to be a full member.
EDIT: Sebastian ninja'd this idea from me. More signs of his divinity.
I had no idea you cared so much, SB.
I thought cults were supposed to give thier worldly goods to their leader. So everybody needs to send Sebastian their Bella Sera cards to be a full member.Unfortunately Lord Sebatian of kittens, the great and honerable, has not graced us with a budged for such things (heck, we can't even really offer the sammiches)...but don't you want to be part of something? of a group the listens and shares and happens to be exactly the same as you and therefore understands all your problems? a group that can give you a figurehead to trust and believe in?
Everybody wants that. No lieing now.
*Pauses from hunting to consider this*
hmmm...good point. you know, you'd make a fine Cultist of Sebastian with attitude like that. Care to join me in the hunt?*Resumes hunt while making deranged whooping noises a la Zoidberg*
I think we need a running list of his titles,
Lord Sebastian;
Smiter of the Demons of Stupidity
Bella Sara Charter Supersubscriber
Torturer of Kittens
This is pretty f#@~ed up.
No kidding.
At the cost of starting an internet Waco, someone needs to alert the authorities. I'm pretty sure this whole thing is unconstitutional.
No kidding.
At the cost of starting an internet Waco, someone needs to alert the authorities. I'm pretty sure this whole thing is unconstitutional.
AHA! I'm from Quebec, your constitution means nothing to me! I can praise him as much as I want!
...Incidently, isn't freedom of speech in the constituion, along with freedom of religion, so long as we do not try to force anyone into it? Coerce is alright if I remember, but not force.
No kidding.
At the cost of starting an internet Waco, someone needs to alert the authorities. I'm pretty sure this whole thing is unconstitutional.
AHA! I'm from Quebec, your constitution means nothing to me! I can praise him as much as I want!
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Incidently, isn't freedom of speech in the constituion, along with freedom of religion, so long as we do not try to force anyone into it? Coerce is alright if I remember, but not force.
1) Sebastian lives in the USA (and is a lawyer, at that). All that matters is he is in the right jurisdiction. And if he leaves... oh, thank the gods!
2) Article 72, subsection 576, paragraph 9:
"No one shall worship, praise, bow down before, or even politely compliment the entity known as Sebastian."
Sebastian is a pony loving rules lawyer! And that is the nicest thing I can say about the Bella Sara Fanboi!
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Are any of my cultists deranged enough to hunt down a certain flea-ridden poster and cut off his fingers for them there Sammiches? It would be greatly appreciated.
Please note that Bella Sara cards are an acceptable form of tribute within the cult. The preferred form even...
It's not me.
I just have a case of the cooties that Sebastian's mom gave me.
"No one shall worship, praise, bow down before, or even politely compliment the entity known as Sebastian."
I have already submitted proof that the Poster Currently Known As Sebastian (a.k.a. PCKAS) is not the true entity known as Sebastian.
Are any of my cultists deranged enough to hunt down a certain flea-ridden poster and cut off his fingers for them there Sammiches? It would be greatly appreciated.
Please note that Bella Sara cards are an acceptable form of tribute within the cult. The preferred form even...
It's not me.
I just have a case of the cooties that Sebastian's mom gave me.
Aha!
*Pounces on Heath and brandishes the knife*I'll be needing those Fingers to please the great and powerful Sebastian!